ITT: Things that happened in the “good” timeline

Came here to say this

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God what faggots teenage boys are.

Arya being the prince that was promised literally ruined the entire story. And yes Mel did mention the prophecy by name. Turns out she wasn't just wrong about Stannis but Jon too. Even after bringing him back and all that it meant nothing. Unless we are to believe it was Jon because he killed Dany but them why did Mel say her work was done and went and died? Its bullshit

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You're assuming rhaegars prophecy to be true and correct
No, last season is bad because d&d are hacks and crushed the headcanon of feminists and shippers that wanted dany and jon to end up together but he killed dany instead

>Silent Hills got made
>There was a Lebanon Civil War tv show

>Euron ambushes invading fleet at Crab Isles in a CRAB BATTLE, against Admiral Seaworth, whom keeps them occupied as the fleet presses on to Blackwater Bay
>Battle of the Blackwater Boogalo, except all those ships are mostly stacked with Dragon fire, with a token few baiting the dragons in; the resulting emerald green boiling sea turns into an underwater cyclone, sucking in the invading fleet, which can't disengage
>summonthekraken.exe -- snatches at least one dragon clean out of the air; damaged wings, now a strictly sea snake dragon mount for Euron
>Arya took Jaimie's face and has to deal with Brienne (cats paw dagger giveaway); they fight to the death -- now she has bigger beef than ever with perfect princess Sansa, with news of Gendrarya, which Arya actually doesn't mind at all deep down if only to piss Sansa off and cuck her queenhood, but fears will fail because who knows if the Waif didn't make her barren after that stabbing)
>Jaime-Arya made privy to the human shield/last stand propaganda stunt with an eye to making Targ Cunt's rule impossible, and actually directs the defense of King's Landing against the land forces, now cucked of an amphibious pincer and resupply
>Littlefinger occupies Harrenhal (the only remotely Dragon-proof fortificaiton on the continent), a short ways from the Trident, and could cut off the Northern coalition at any time; had scouts ahead of White Harbor with knowledge of the Crab Bay fleet, but withheld it -- is the Iron Bank's man on the inside, and a practicing Black Goat of Qohor cultis, which has ties within the Qyburn-esque Maester underground (a flaw in the Maester conspiracy)
>Randyll Tarly lives, for having been an oathkeeper and the only man to defeat Robert Baratheon in the War of the Usurper. He diverted significant amounts of gold to Horn Hill in anticipation of just an ambush (though by pro-Targ Dornish), and left High Garden toy soldiers in the caravan. He turns&counters the Dothraki rape horde raids

The computer error at NORAD in 1979 resulted in a full-scale nuclear war.

>You're assuming rhaegars prophecy to be true and correct
The vision in the House of the Undying wasn't Rhaegar and Lyanna talking about Jon, that was Rhaegar and Elia talking about Aegon. The dead one. Confirmed by GRRM.

Ask me how I know you're new.

You're cute, kid.

Is thie pasta? Holy shit

>Yas Forums was never created

>good ending
>more fucking t*rgshits
how about no, faggot

Anyone notice how here at the end of the world.
The elite did a massive demoralization program.
Ruined all sorts of franchises as a big fuck you to all of humanity.
Everything from StarWars to Dr. Who to Game of Thrones.
They really are evil.

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The Night King rapes Dany to death?

In a good timeline they stoped making game of thrones past season 4 because kit harington died of drug overdose and it would be disrespectful to recast him.

Truly this is a fantasy.

I just wish him being heir to the throne meant something. What a waste of time

Stannis died so long ago any teenage stannis fans are likely in their twenties now.

Daenerys gets smothered in her crib.

...

In a show full of people claiming to be rightful heirs of the throne, he was the only one with a legit claim. It astounds me that no one in this universe understands the concept of right of conquest.

Stannis dying was the legitimate turning point in terms of quality of the show
of course that was also the point when D&D decided to take control of the story so maybe it was coincidental, but I remember when Stannis got killed off I just said "fuck this show"

daenerys tradwife
>That night Aegon had her every way a man can have a woman, and she gave herself to him willingly. The last time, as the sun was coming up, she used her mouth to make him hard again, as Doreah had taught her long ago, then rode him so wildly that his wound began to bleed again, and for one sweet heartbeat she could not tell whether he was inside of her, or her inside of him.

>ITT: Things that happened in the “good” timeline

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> Game of Thrones had a good final six seasons
God I wish I was living in that timeline.

We all know how it ended, bros, but when it was good it was fucking good. youtube.com/watch?v=GWmGrR9a818&t=34s

Bran and Gendry and Rickon and Joffrey and Tommen and Jojen and Dickon and Lancel and Loras and Robin are relentlessly handsome.

>not rooting for Cersei to win and purge all the mutts

He would have been a good king. Brought law and order to Westeros.

>imagining knowing about Islam, Pakistan, Somalia and basically all of Asia and Africa and the rape rates and crime rates of non whites in the West as well as their shitholes, and still pretending they’re perfect liberal allies. KYS.

How I Met Your Mother had a good ending where the mother lives and Barney and Robin stay together and have a kid

>Stannis conquers the North from the Boltons
>raises Sansa as lady of winterfell due to a lack of other options
>marches south
>on the verge of beating the Lannisters
>Jon calls for aid against the Night King
>Cliffhanger designed to make plebs think Stannis will ignore it
>Stannis calls off the assault against Kingslanding to help the Night's Watch
>Wall falls.
>Melisandre burns Shireen in desperation without Stannis' knowledge. Stannis executes her.
>Jon no longer bound to Nights Watch, swears loyalty to King Stannis.
>Battle of the Night
>Jon revealed to be the Azor Ahai
>Stannis don't care, he's above that shit, as long as he can defend the realm and get his birthright.
>Battle of Winterfell: Stannis' army defeats the Others, Jon slays the Night King with Stannis (fake Azor Ahai) and Jamie Lannister (King Slayers) help.
>Stannis dies after the battle, but names Jon his heir on his deathbed, thereby (unknowingly) reconciling the Houses of Targaryen and Baratheon
>Final is Jon vs the Mad Queen.

>It astounds me that no one in this universe understands the concept of right of conquest
There's no such thing.

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>The Right of Conquest is a historically legitimate right of ownership to land after immediate possession via force of arms. It was recognised as a principle of international law that gradually deteriorated in significance until its proscription in the aftermath of World War II following criminalisation of a war of aggression

Nazi Germany wins WWII
Underrated timeline. That show went almost as completely off the rails as GoT.

based

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the entire last season has this energy.

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>2016
Well of course.

>It was recognised as a principle of international law
>international law

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Yup, it's /got/ time again

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The only way to properly end the show and books

Daenerys is still dead, of course

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>You will bring them to Yas Forums and remind Janny that Patricians pay their non-existent salary

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jannies are like prostitutes
if prostitutes rendered their services for free lel

GRRM is actually retarded if he believes that anybody would elect Bran king.

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Meera should have been the one killing the Night King, and you know it

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GRRM had nothing to do with it. Blame D&D.

>GRRM had nothing to do with it.
Boy, are you delusional! I bet you think Jon is Ashara's son, too!

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I'm showfag, no idea who that is. And no, GRRM had nothing to do with writing season 8.

REMINDER WINDS IS BEING RELEASED THIS YEAR

>And no, GRRM had nothing to do with writing season 8.
Nobody in this topic made that claim. GRRM did tell D&D the ending, which is what I am referring to. Don't be retarded.

Same as ever year.

who knows how much they actually incorporated though

I think the gigantic part about who sits on the throne, was included.

THIS IS IT THIS IS THE YEAR AZOR YOUNG GRIFF

Die dragonfags
WOLF WON

This doesn't look good to me at all.