Yeah, I'm thinking he's back

u mean white

THAT'S AN AWFULLY HOT
CAWFEE POT

I'm Atilla, kill or be killed, I'm a killer, be the vanilla gorilla
You're bringin' the killer within me out of me
You don't want to be the enemy of the demon who went in me
Or being the recievin' enemy, what stupidity it'd be
Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter
When I'm in the vicinity, motherfucker, you better duck
Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me
A hunnid percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me
I'm 'bout to fuckin' finish you bitch, I'm unfadable
You wanna battle, I'm available, I'm blowin' up like an inflatable
I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable
I'm on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer full of money and I'm paid in full
I'm not afraid to pull the-

Man, stop
Look what I'm plannin', haha

>oh shit slimbros what is he planning?

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Yeah he is just grandpa trying to fit in with the kid,is embarrassing
Btw he sucking mainstream media cock is just destroying his early career and showing him as a hypocrite

Remind me of South Park

Reminder that Eminem is literally autistic and is inside his mansion 24/7 thinking of rhymes. That's why you never see him on TMZ and shit like that. Rapping is literally his life

HIS BEARD IS FUCKING WEIRD

ok zoomer, you just think he's old because all your favorite rappers overdose and die at 19.

>raps about how mumble rap is stupid
>collaborates with some shitty mumble rapper

that's an awfully hot coffee pot
will my career trajectory improve
probably not

>2000
>I take seven kids from Columbine, put'em all in a line, add an AK-47, MAC11, a Nine, and that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time

>2020
>Please hand over all of your guns to the government because of mass shootings (oh and btw the guy in charge of the government is a racist evil guy)

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rap is full of contradictions

most rap songs are - Why are the police constantly harrassing me and the next verse will be about shooting up the streets

am I the only one that thinks this dude is not eminem? I know people change when they grow older, but I don't remember him looking so weird. My sister loved this dude so I grew up watching his face for years and something seems off

did Scott Storch retire or something?
youtube.com/watch?v=v-L-AF34myg

being on and off drugs will do that to you

i wish he would just retire

.

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he's fucking 47 years old. you grew up with him when he was in his 20's. he's not a clone. the only reason they would clone him would be so they could have multiple eminems in different "domes" or "earths" which could be possible but very unlikely.

The only good thing Em has done after MMLP2 i shitting on Machine Gun Kelly who is indeed a cuck faggot. Everything else has just been him masturbating with "huuurrrrrr look how fast I can talk in the studio I can't do any of my new songs live anymore because of this".

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You do realize time change and people opinions can change right?

>starts his career rapping about his life and experiences
>incredibly gritty, funny, and insightful
>becomes insanely successful, famous, and wealthy
>is now totally out of touch with the world
>due to the nature of rap's constant search for novelty he ultimately becomes irrelevant
>no longer has anything to rap about that's meaningful or entertaining
>has completely spent his creative load
>the only thing he has left is his pure technical skills
>decides to double down on that
>releases several albums that offer nothing besides pure technical execution
>always manages to amaze people
>however these works ultimately have little lasting appeal
>essentially exists as nothing more than a pure novelty
>has more or less become no different than someone like vanilla ice, weird al, or any other meme rapper
>only real reaction to these later works is "wow he rap fast xD"
>repeats this for the umpteenth time
>someone unironically thinks "he's back"

Pathetic. There's a reason rappers like 50 Cent and Jay Z have quietly bowed out of the game. Em needs to take a hint.

back in the day school shooters were cool and edgy. now they are all just incels or racists who cry about pussy

Tech N9ne has stayed consistently enjoyable, but I suppose he's an exception

I don't see the issue. In 2000, he was rapping about bullies being killed. In 2020, he is defending innocent people be killed my mass shooters.

No, they're even more edgy now. The left has simply become the pearl-clutching mainstream religious faggots they once hated.

>Jay Z quietly bowed out of the game
What nigga? Pic related was one of the biggest rap albums of 2017

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It’s weird lol

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It makes me uneasy. I was listening to his early albums while in quarantine today. I just can't accept that this current Eminem is the same guy who made SSLP and MMLP. The voice is too different, the charisma and energy don't match up. I know that he's older now, but it's not like he was a teenager in 1999 - he was in his late 20s. It doesn't make sense that he changed as much as he did.

I'm confident he died of an overdose between Encore and Relapse and was replaced by a lookalike.

He crossed the void into true boomerdom. He was drugged up, angry, and angsty back then. He had edge. He was fighting a real opponent in the FCC and Christian lobby. These days, he IS part of the establishment. He's out of material and out of foes, and edginess isn't so novel anymore. He's there to cash a check and rehash old styles and he knows it.

they can't keep getting away with this

Bearded Eminem looks like an FtM tranny.

>the GOAT rapper feat. some random soundcloud faggot no one heard of until he died
rap is long dead

>47 years old

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This lmfao. I was wondering what it reminded me of. Weirdly small/round face with a neat little thin fag beard.

Seeing rebellious artists grow up and lose their purpose and identity is depressing. I can't help but idolize the ones who died young - Cobain, Tupac, Morrison, Hendrix. They managed to check out before they became part of the system. Em would have been better off if he hadn't made it past 30.

It's just referencing the video Chris D'Elia made making fun of Eminem

Well I hope I wasn't too hard on you please don't get face tattoos and kill yourself that would just be awful

Dude I LOVE the hippy hoppin! Haha I love the rhyming it's so fast and furious, I guess it's got that "flow", right? :) This is TOTALLY banging! Yo yo gangsta is that right! :P

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He really should have OD'd lmao. Miracle he didn't.

>>the GOAT rapper
user, we aren't talking about Eazy-E here.

>people unironically listen to ape rhymes

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>muh first 3 albums
ONLY DEY GOOD!

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okie dokie boomer!

>tries to be racist
>uses will smith as self insert meme
absolute pleb fail

It's over and there's nothing you can do

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Eminem hasn't been good for almost 20 years. Hip Hop died after the The Eminem Show, Man vs. Machine, and Word of Mouf era ended.

youtube.com/watch?v=LunHybOKIjU

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op getting absolutely wrecked in this thread. but i'm with your. slim shady is back. i hope hes back on drugs and drinking again.

In what universe

He looks like Tim Heidecker

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

Oldfags will remember that an active shooter was reported at his mansion right around the time of Relapse's release and then quickly purged from the internet archives. like 70% of relapse is probably original shady, and the rest was slapped together. After that is all project mockingbird bootleg shit. I would guess he got himself killed by advertising that he records all of his phone calls in The Warning.

that was straight rubbish

drive.google.com/drive/folders/1O4fLIz3GIT_TqY66Us8tFc7UCNsxiV-m

mad beats comin atcha yo
word to yo motha

Best hook on an Eminem song since Eminem Show, easily

You may not agree but the last eminem song that sounded like eminem was We Made You in 2009.

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Do zoomers even like him? I assume it's retarded nostalgic boomers who give him the numbers he continues to get. This is coming from a boomer who considers SSLP and MMLP to be classics

what is this trash beat? why does zoomer music all sound the same, using the same low quality uninspired sounds like the "HEY!" guy. Eminem just doesn't give a shit anymore it's obvious