Cast the Skyrim movie

Sneedris Elba

Ray Liotta as Alduin

Just use the cast of Black Panther.

Nords were poorly misrepresented by Nu-Bethesda and all their good lore was left out because gritty fantasy was the fad at the time. As a game, the gameplay was shit and shallow, just presented with a nice veneer that quickly fell off. Oblivion suffered the same issues, as Cyrodiil was retconned into a European fantasy land and not jungle, except Oblivion had way more content. Morrowind is still the best for story, lore, immersion, sheer content, but the gameplay is fucking primitive. If Bethesda wanted not only to ingratiate their dwindling fanbase but make a ton of cash, they'd fully remake Morrowind with modern graphics, full voice acting and change absolutely nothing else, keep all the weird shit and depth, maybe give us the ability to add a marker on our map but that's it. Voice every paragraph of text from the game. Full armour customization with layers.

>it was real dragonball shit, Paarthurnax got wacked and we just had to sit back and take it

You make good points. Bethesda is probably going to just keep going with the online shit for subscription and in-game purchases or whatever though

MMOs and mobile card-based games are how TES dies. TESVI will probably be shit.

Reminder that Bretons are the best race

You mean 20% white men and 80% argonian women?

kek

The talos thing is pointless since kyne and shor are way more important for the nords. Nords shouldnt hate the imperials since they have shazzar, thier verison of shor. If elves had to be scare about the nords, shor would make them shit themselves.

TES VI will be in Hammerfell though and Hammerfell has a lot of good lore that they won't be able to just ignore like Skyrim does.

brad Pitt as dohvahkiin

actually good casting

Alduin’s rampage was caused by CHANTIX it all makes sense now

Christina Hendricks as Delphine

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The Nords hated the empire's weakness for giving into the demands of piss skin fucking shits and doing disservice to the god of man.

>sword singing is shouts
>crowns and forebears will be empire and stormcloaks
>black people
Done, ship the game.

Idris Elba plays everyone, like Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor

Morrowind movie first

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Scarlett Johansson as the Dragonborn
>not only the legendary last dragonborn but also the grand master of every joinable faction, champion of every daedra lord, and probably the Tenth Divine by the end
>not a Mary Sue

Yeah, but why arent nords worshipping shor instead of talos.

This. Fuck that piece of shit game, i hate the GoT/Vikings LE BLEAK COLORS aesthetic

Why not 100% argonian women?

why not argonian men?

They worship both, dummy, but Talos is the god of Man and Shor is Lorkhan who is basically Cronus and pure evil.

You would only need like five actors so this should be pretty easy. Has to stay true to the source material.

Todd Howard cameo as man being raped by dragon

They're basically the same thing.

>pure evil
t. piss skin who doesn't want to ascend

>Kim Dahyun as The Dragonborn
based dububro

it would be heartlessly cruel to deprive them of at least a chance to receive the BHC

Well well, look at the outlander pulling up in his fancy Imperial ship

Wow

>S’need’s Skooma and Sujamma

cast me to play my character would be pretty rad
movie will only be the good quests
no faggy magic shit

very diverse

Alexander Dreymon as Dragonborn
Joan Allen as Delphine
Clint Eastwood as Esbern
Mads Mikkelsen as Jarl Balgruuf
Colin Farrel as Ulfric Stormcloak
Michael Hogen as General Tullius
James Earl Jones as Alduin

Don Lemon as Nazeem

>gay ass nord/redguard mutt bitch

Kino

Rick Moranis as Dragonborn
Kat Dennings as Serana

>Colin Farrel as Ulfric Stormcloak

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The plot:
>The Dragonborn, unbeknownst to him, is absorbed into a conflict concerning Skyrim's future, and the return of the dragons threatening both sides with only him to be the champion of the land's fate
>56 unrelated sideplots as act 2
>Forgets about the main story and a fades to credits after the 6 hour mark
RT: 38%; 97% - "Too many dragons, not enough Redguards"
Imdb: 6.1

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Unironically kino

Sean Bean as Martin Septim

Warwick Davis As Dovahkiin

Formerly s'wits

kek

>two hours of the dragonborn running in circles looking for crimson nirnroot
It'll be great

I'll buy five trips to the kinoplex if the movie's just two hours of muscular Nord men going to town on voluptuous Argonian sluts and inseminating their wombs with their virile human seed.

Nicolas Cage as Pelinal Whitestrake

youtu.be/E5ix0_W-ouI

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>picking anything besides high elf
how's the weather down there, manlet?

delphine is the worst character in the game