Bring a girl over to watch a movie with from my collection

>bring a girl over to watch a movie with from my collection
>90% of them pick Harry Potter
>10% want to watch Friends or The Office on Netflix instead
explain this meme

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I've never had a girl come to my house, thus I am unable to explain it

>No ass

Fucking dropped

>having Harry Potter in your collection
>having a Netflix subscription
>having women over

girls really arent that interesting.

god i wish that was me

You expect mail-order whores to have good taste in kino?

Harry Potter is based and everyone has seen it. All three options are rewatches so she can pause it at any time to start sucking your dick. At least, if you were a chad that’s what would happen

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I don't even hate women but I'd guestimate that 65-90% are followers.

I watched A Streetcar Named desire and then Hacksaw Ridge with a "film major" chick one time and I was absolutely disgusted. Both movies are shit but she cheered when ever the guy in Hacksaw Ridge did something "good".

You should be nice to women, and treat them with respect, but to expect them to do anything respectable is foolish,

This is coming from a guy that fucked his own boss and figured out even a woman 6 years your senior can be an absolute retard.

Girls spend more time socialising than boys. Therefore, they watch less media. Meaning they only know of the most popular mainstream media.

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Harry Potter girls require some convincing to do anal, the ones who watch Friends don't.

Me in the far back left with the white hat

I’m so fucking horny and lonely

6 years isn't a long time.

>bring bitch over
>she picks to watch shitty youtube videos
>fuck her
>never see her again
I'll never find true love.

If she picks Goblet of Fire she's a keeper

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You sound like you're 21

Women are hivemind creatures. They desperately need to be accepted by the group at large so you rarely if ever see them having unique divergent opinions except for if that opinion is held by their local tribe/man/church. They will always follow the trend, and the trend right now for sitcoms is The Office and Friends. As for Harry Potter, it's a generally well crafted epic narrative that utilizes a lot of universal archetypes a la Campbell's The Hero With a Thousand Faces. Think LOTR but dumbed down for a child. It stimulates the spark deep within the soul while being palatable and unproblematic for the brain. It feels good to watch, and doesn't challenge them, that's why women like it.

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Her ass is clearly visible.

It is for a 12 year old

Who has collection of movies anymore? Are you 100 or really socially awkward?

Nothing you said here is true.

The fuck you on about sperg......hahahhaha

>Girl wants to watch movie
>asks why I have cartoons of little girls

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what are you supposed to do with them except sex and a date once in while?

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Don't let the girl pick retard. She picks safe things because she is afraid to not play it safe. Next time this happens, show her Videodrome. If she sticks around she's a keeper.

>Show her incel movie
At least go all the way and put on bibleblack and rub your cock on the curtains you massive faggot.

>letting a woman pick the movie

What are some good kinos I can show a girl to broaden her horizons? Asking for good blockbusters, arthouse is probably too much for women.

Or the fly. Spergs on this site don’t realize cool girls that like cool movies don’t exist.

>Broaden her horizons
Shota

based eddie

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Show her two weevils and ask her which one she prefers.

If she picks the smaller one, ask her why.

If she gives the right answer, she's a keeper.

Is her dad the pink panther wtf bruh

>she always wants pizza and beer

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Here's what you do

Edit daniel radcliffe's gay sex scene into the movie

When it's about to get on, go pretend to take a shit. If she's freaking out just don't come out until the scene is over

Pretend you have no idea what she's talking about. Secretly switch video tracks to a 2nd intact track you prepared in advance. Gaslight and mock her after it can't be found with rewinding.

Women will applaud anything you do if you're the strongest man in a lawless zone.

It's all just background noise to them anyway. If anything this means you can put on 1 of these 3 pieces of media and she'll be happy to cuddle up to you. Feel like it's a lot easier than the reverse, trying to guess what western/comic book/will ferell movie he might be into.

jfc

Your first mistake was ever giving them a say.

Your second mistake was not telling her to come over but pick up a Domino's pizza and Dr. Pepper on the way. Then when she gets there, eating said pizza and then just worshipping her feet for two straight hours.

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They don't really watch movies/shows for the content themselves. Shows and movies are a way of spending time with people.

This, it's a communal experience for them. Only incels dont understand this

>Six years your senior

Rookie fucking numbers.

I was 19 and fucked a 45 year old trophy wife. This was after hooking up her home theater. Plus she still have me a cash tip in addition to the hot sex.

better than the girls who want to watch anime

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how do I find and have sex with a cougar?

Is this pasta or am I having chronic deja vu right now?

waoh ... she just like me

Can someone PLEASE explain the cross eyed thing to me?

Ahegao

They do it in anime

Why can't I post that bukkitbrown webm anymore?

onions-face

I have no idea why people find this sexy. It's fuckin gross. It's like that nigger who can pop his eyeballs out of his sockets.

>girl invites me over to watch Netflix
>she asks me to decide
>put on boss baby for shits and gigs knowing I'll be busy in 20 mins
>get comfy with grill movie starts
>baby production line has us giggling
>blackbird is a whack song choice but I can see this movie setting up the story at a decent pace
>movie is actually kino
>can feel the girl start to fidget and move, waiting for me to make my move
>movie is much more engaging I ignore her
>movie ends
>I tell her to pick a movie now
>she chooses Moana or whatever it's called
>have my dick inside of her before the rock shows up

The boss baby tv series is not Kino however :(

>tfw I just realized why women hit the wall so hard

I believe the idea is that you fuck her so good she loses her mind, its like a visual representation of that

Looks like the kind of crazy bitch that thinks unwanted eye contact is rape but will neg on your manhood if you don't take advantage of her when she gets drunk

Am I the only one who only watches movies with girls in theater?
When I am at home with a girl we just fuck or talk, watch YouTube or just be busy on our phones.

They want to cuddle and fuck

You're gay, that chick sounds based.

True. The only film nerd girls I know are pasty shit ins.

If by socializing you mean texting memes and going on Tumblr sure

shit in what? hopefully not my mouth haha

True. But men are hivemind creatures too, we're part of the 20% with general self awareness.
Identifying with the media you consume is still sheep like behavior. This whole post is just you screaming for attention and validation despite none of us knowing who you are.

Coomed an hour ago but its happening again.

BRAP

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seconding this
cougars are my fetish

shut ins lol

I think your perceptions might be out of whack

Go to a cougar bar and exist