What are you going to watch this weekend?

Charmin seeded the audience.

Panictards who don’t realize that TP supplies are going back up in stores next week, anyone who buys more than one large pack of this stuff should be locked up.

i dont get it either, i only use toilet paper to dab my dick after i piss. when i shit, i just take a shower and wash it out

Im probably gonna watch The Wrestler and Warrior, plus my Vietnam vet uncle died this week, so probably Apocalypse Now and Deer Hunter too. Any other mandatory Vietkino?
fucking based

The smart ones stock up on paper towels. Once the water cuts out, you're going to have to put your toilet paper in the trash anyway. Plus paper towels are cheaper and more efficient.

People don't like they can't control the virus so subconsciously they want to feel on control and buy things in large quantities. Literally anyone seen doing this should be shot on sight.

Post your stinky doo femanon

I will evaluate your nutrient deficiency plus suggested diet and if you show your bum orifice I will demonstrate the most efficient wiping method.

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Why toilet paper? Everything is sold out here too.

Sell/trade it to dumb nopreppers for other things
t. Has 500+ rolls

Please live in London

But why tp? It would make far more sense to stock up on food.

Fuck off coronadenier brainlet

umm sweetie, the food will turn into SHART so you might as well prepare for the shart rather than creator of shart

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There is no reasoning. At least no logical one. Stores will have TP rotting on the shelves soon because every retard boomer has a years supply at home.

with subs

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I hate women, trannies, fags, dykes, niggers, spics, gooks, chinks, wops, kikes, anglos, abos and all other non-northern european trash.

yeah and they're gonna cost 4 times as much at least and the crowds won't be any better

>once the water cuts out

what now?

I hope you get violently beaten by urban youths during one of your transactions

probably catch up on some my hero academia

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People are retards who are creating their own shortage. I don't even get how Coronavirus would prevent or affect toilet paper production.

TP takes a lot of space so when it's on the shelves it looks like there's a lot of it when it's really just not the case.
Retailers don't keep a lot of surplus stock, it's not really that profitable because of the previously mentioned reason.
Even if just a few fags decided to buy a single extra pack at once, it will run out in a moment
Cue in social media hubs full of retards posting droves of empty shelves pictures from all over the place all going "OMG WE RAN OUT OF TP WTF ITS TEH END OF THE WOLRD!!!!" to exacerbate the issue, making other retards to overstock.

Charmin sneeded the audience.

It probably goes back to the god Mammon, the god of money which was also associated with excrement.

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Do Americans really?

It's big and you feel like you're doing something by buying it

BIDETCHADS RISE THE FUCK UP

It's a strand? It's causing social stranding? People need to learn to come together share our resources humans aren't meant to be isolated we need to tie knots in the rope and connect with each other. This Corona virus might be the extinction entity but there's hope in extinction. We need to build bridges make deliveries and connect to the Chiral network

why the fuck are the men shopping? Don't they have wives?

They're preparing for a nation wide house arrest quarantine.
You know. Because it's more impotant than stocking up on non-perishables

Gonna watch a pirated copy of Bloodshot and play some Bioshock Infinite with cheats activated.

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There's no fucking reason to buy two years supply of toilet paper. If the situation is that dire in a year that they can't even go buy toilet paper, they have bigger problems than wiping their ass.

the fact that you have this saved on your computer makes you no better than them

I'm not watching anything, I'm gonna bang my 36 year old milf gf (I'm 25)

>go to store
>fill up entire cart with whisky and vodka
>clerk asks if i'm stocking up for the corona virus
what virus?

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i'm jealous I had a 35 year old milf with fake titties and it was divine. Only saw her about 5 times before she found a more serious relationship

it started with a rumor in asia, which was started by a TP wholesaler btw, which said that masks and TP are made from the same raw material, which isn't true, and that TP are going to start running out like masks
this of course caused the retards in asia to start stock piling TP, but then the people behind the rumor was arrested for spreading false info, and the stockpiling stopped

the west however wasn't fortunate enough to have anyone smart enough to dispel this rumor

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>willingly watching garbage

>Go to Walmart
>No Milk
>No Water
>No canned goods
>Go to the home improvement section
>Water filter rack is fully stocked

Huh

Indian here. Why do the west use toilet paper? it doesn't even clean 75% of the poop. Use water instead its cheaper and much cleaner. maybe thats why i noticed many people in the west smell bad.

Yas Forums here. Can I use this for lyrics to my new song?

>(((Catholic))) (((Church)))

A pesar de...

>get the virus
>go out in public and cough and sneeze on as many toilet paper rolls as possible
>blow and cough into my hands and touch railings, door handles, playgrounds and car doors

I've been doing this for days now. I hope to get reinfected so I can continue doing this.

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>not having a bidet
It's like getting a mini-rimjob each time you shit. It's amazing

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I have all sort of documents

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because there is no actual shortage, people are just panic buying the stock
and others seeing the shelves empty just keeps making the situation worst, like a snowball effect of fake shortage
the factories are still running, they literally don't need to stock up on tp

Post your feet folder for proof

>>Water filter rack is fully stocked
Just like how the Hand Sanitizer was gone but the rubbing alcohol and aloe vera wasnt. People are just panic buying to feel like they are doing something.

just copped a bidet
cant wait to shit

WTF you need aloe vera for?

These are bongs you assholes, look at “tyre centre” in the back

So all these companies are making tons of money for no reason other than mass hysteria?

yes
I wouldn't even be surprised if these companies are actually spreading rumors actively inciting these panics

The wives would either fuck it up or get raped.

stay obsessed

Seethe discord tranny.

mmmm

Only explanation that makes sense. But it's still retarded, because even if you see a TP shortage you literally don't need to buy that much.
A healthy person doesn't need more than a few sheets per use. Fold, don't bunch, spit on it, and wipe. One time might be enough, and two or three should do it.

yeah man all these companies are just using mass hysteria to turn a quick buck somehow while the stock market is burning and the economy is crashing

Every shit?

>amerisharts
Is this poetry?

Britbongs are now virtually indistinguishable from amerilards. America has successfully exported it's shit culture

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how is looking at something he's not facing?

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