Movie theater won't let me bring in my coke tub

I'll have that?

Those aren't ice cubes, they're chunks of pure gelatin

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Yes they do

>get tub of coke, barrel of popcorn and basket of nachos
>put it on my snack wagon
>elevator is out of order
>have to pull my snack wagon up 20 flights of stairs

I'm going to miss the previews, right?

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you can actually bring in whatever you want
you can't take bags in for safety reasons but everything else is fine.

?

It won't. And don't call me Shirley.

>You will never drink CocaCola from a sandcastle bucket

Feels bad man

why is film scared of bags

>movie theater won't let me bring in my shit bowl

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Seriously fuck ice in general, chill the fucking drinks beforehead jesus

Oh nonononono that bladder

>travel to America
>go to American theater
>order small soda
>theater attendant hands me a heavy duty sling
>"just strap that over your shoulders sir"
>put the contraption on
>he slams a 3 foot tall cup in the middle of the sling
>takes out a firehouse and starts filling it up
>me and my family are getting wet
>no one else is because the Americans brought their raincoats
>it's finally full
>my back is killing me
>hesitantly ask for an extra small popcorn
>employee pulls a giant lever
>the ceiling opens up and mountains of popcorn start raining down on me
>as I'm struggling to understand what's going on, the employee yells
>"HOLD OUT YOUR SHIRT POUCH SIR!"
>don't know that is
>look around and notice every American has a 20 gallon pouch sewn into their clothing
>the popcorn doesn't stop
>i can barely breathe
>family finally dig me out
>lying on the floor, gasping for air
>mfw

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how poor are you. feeling bad because you're not gonna get your dick sucked whilst going flatout in your lambo is one thing. but 9 bucks for a tub and a couple of bottles of soda?

>he didn’t wear his popcorn pouch to the kinoplex

laughingsluts.jpg

Next time find a movie that's just about to start

Saves you a trip

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okay /r/Yas Forums

Most places are scare of people bring weapons or something. In reality its social conditioning so that people can discriminate for 'safety reasons'. its pointless since violence will occur anyways

user is inquiring whether citizens of the United States of America procure and drink from tubs of coke.

oh, do americans really

The shoulder strap and shirt pouch are actually to hold the money needed to afford a small soda and popcorn at the movies

>americans

ice is what makes coke taste good though

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no

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>He crunches ice cubes after drinking

>he doesn't finish his drink and crunch on the ices into a makeshift slurpee

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diluted soda is preferable

There is literally no point in ordering ice in a fountain drink. It's already fucking cold. The whole thing is to scam you into getting less. Literally, LITERALLY watering down your soda.

It's more to get you to buy another drink, not because syrup is expensive

Do Americans Really

>local kinoplex has closed down all ball pits due to the corona virus

Seriously? How am I supposed to sit through the boring parts of a film now if I can't even enjoy the ball pit anymore.

ngl watching a movie in a ball pit sounds nice as fuck

This. Where the fuck can I find one?

based as all hell

You can probably just fill a sturdy box/small, deep kiddiepool with one. I'm actually sort of considering this when I move to another apartment

>one
I mean balls

Does the width of your hand truck exceed normal door sizes? I think that's a lawsuit buddy.

OP said coke but he's from one of those degenerate areas that calls all soda coke. it's actually pepsi which makes the ice acceptable

>which makes the ice acceptable

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>one of those degenerate areas that calls all soda coke
>sit down at diner
>waitress comes to take your drink order
>"i'll have a coke"
>what kind?
>"a coke please"

FUCKING MADNESS

>what is coke classic, cherry coke, diet coke, vanilla coke, coke with lime, coke zero, etc

shit restaurants don't have besides 'normal' coke

>not throwing the ice cubes at the seats in front of you

Ice this deadbeat

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Did your communist shithole put a man on the moon and win two world wars?
No?
Them shut the fuck up

bad falseflag, will trigger dumb Yas Forumstards anyway

It's called a backpack user. I'm bringing in a 3 course meal and hard liquor

what the fuck backpack would fit that

They do though. Even Wendy's...

But you're using a machine, not ordering it

How can you be sure they don't have milk duds to retaliate with? Such negotiations should be agreed upon by all parties before accepting seating placements and falcon boarding.

b8

maybe thirty years ago, now its more like

>at american theatre
>ask for large soda beveraj
>give me shot glass with pepsi in it
>"so what loan would you like to take for that sir? If you order a popcorn as well we can offer no interest until after the first year."

>can't take my cum rag into the theater

I didn't fucking vote trump for this shit

>he thinks the Moon landing was real

OH NO NO NO NO

>i need to consume 4 lbs of sugar to feel good
Fucking retard fatfag

Honestly I think we europeans get the worst end of the stick here.
I recently went to an italian restaurant for lunch in Germany, and ordered a coke with my pasta.
Waiter brings out a 0,3L coke bottle with a 0,2L coke glass. Like the classic shaped coke glass, but tiny.

>4.50€ for an oversized shotglass

And while this is an extreme I've not experienced before, this is really an epidemic in Europe: the amount of money restaurants, bars and the like make on fucking sugar-water is HUGE.

Like a "normal" coke with 0,4L or something reasonable will cost you anywhere between 3 and 5€. Meanwhile I can, (plus ecofag-deposit of of 25ct) buy a 2L bottle of coke at a discounter for 99 ct.
And fucking forget free refills or anything like that. EVERY.SINGLE.GLASS.COSTS.
So what about our vending machines you ask?
Normally most bottles are like 0,5L which is like what 16-19 fl oz?
Now I've seen even tinyer 0,2L soda bottles being sold.

"is pepsi ok?"

>not having the cup of artificial butter-flavored petroleum-based topping with some popped corn on top

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You could literally go out and do that right now if you wanted to.

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>the black guy
like pottery

this is what happens when architects get sloppy

yeah, whats the deal with people making comments about me eating beans?

Based Culver's