Can you SPARE a SQUARE?

Usually 2 or 3 but she was desperate

>a vagina is like having a second butt

Women pee from their butts.

It isnt called the front butt for nothing user.

No, you'll have my tongue

>Women wipe the piss off their vaginas after they pee
no, they dont. youre the virgin if you think women arent horrendously lazy retards with poor hygiene who only clean up when they have a meal ticket waiting. and even then theyre trying to campaign against shaving, dieting, makeup, maxipads and anything that keeps them pretty and odor free.

if you could, and i know its your dream, watch women when they use a toilet. youd see most if not all:
1. dont wipe
2. dont even sit down and splash piss everywhere

can you spare a fork jerry?

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only if you let me do it for you

Incels are NOT welcome on this board! Please LEAVE!

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you seem to know a lot about having a vagina faggot. women and trannies arent welcome here!

>be goerge
>run out of tp
>use a book instead
>try to return it after

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>taking the first and only shit i ever did in secondary school
>really sloppy and messy
>realise there's no tp
>rip half my maths book apart and use it as tp
>realise it won't flush
>stuff it behind the toilet pipe and wall
clean it up janny

i jump into the shower after every shit anyway so i never use no toilet paper. only way im screwed is if we run outta water

Kek this. I fell for the gf meme and lived with her. She was a fucking slob. She would leave take out in the fridge for months and would never throw the trash out. Don't get me started on the bathroom.

No. She only asked for one square because she was desperate so she was willing to take whatever she could get

women will use a roll of toilet paper in one bathroom visit
they will use a small forest's worth just to finish up after a piss

Where do you live where you can "run out of water "? You mean if the water goes cold? Also using just a shower to clean your anus after pooping doesn't work. Next time you do that wipe and you'll notice a good amount of poop on the tp

>2. dont even sit down and splash piss everywhere
They think public toilet seats are icky and do this weird hover pee that gets it everywhere, causing the next person to think the toilet seat is icky because it's fucking filled with piss

sounds like a steep water bill

i dunno didnt i hear if the public fear gets insane enough the govt will shut down water systems or something lol why everyone buying al;l the bottled water? are we supposed to be afraid of running out of water or something?

based

sorry i don't have any...

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t.creepy toilet cam operator

luckily i only shit once a day usually, twice at the most. i time my shits out around when i gonna take a shower ive gotten used to it, toilet paper always feels to rough on my sensitive asshole anyway maybe im just a fag

Have you taken the bidet pill yet, Yas Forums?

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This shit is standard in Japan. How did we let the chinks surpass us in bathroom technology?

this man speaks the truth.

And considering I'm currently in corona quarantine with two women and a "man" who absolutely refused to prepare for two weeks when i told them to, this shit is going to get interesting. Two weeks, and there's four rolls left.

I used to shit at work, but still, the girl i'm sharing a toilet with, manages to use one entire roll each day.

I have a spare bag of rolls in my room, but I'm just going to go with it for now, and see what happens.

Their food situation is looking bad too. Not sure what they'll do, break the quarantine, or steal my food.

How do you use that thing

They literally are tho. They shove tampons right up their pussy

shes probably taking a lot of secret nasty smelly diarrhea shits when you aint looking what a nasty bitch

>didnt i hear if the public fear gets insane enough the govt will shut down water systems or something
I haven't a clue on what you heard or not>why everyone buying al;l the bottled water? are we supposed to be afraid of running out of water or something?
Probably because people are afraid of the coronavirus and germs so they want to make sure they're getting the cleanest (in there opinion )water as possible or some think the world economy might crash so they want to be prepared just in case.

Just turn the little knob and it sprays water on your ass, cleans better than just toilet paper

How many rolls have you stocked up on Yas Forums?
I've got >250 so far.My entire town has been out of tp for a full week now.

woah mr money bags over here

I wipe the pee of my peepee when Im done peeing as well

I also sit down to pee

Just wash your ass with soap when you shower? Its not like you’ll be going outside with huge groups of people.

uh oh. ive been found out

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>Japan
>chinks
You mean gooks. If you're going to pretend to be racist at least get the derogatory words right.
But to answer your question probably because Americans see getting shot in the butthole with a stream of water as gay (even though gently fingering your anus with a thin paper is probably gayer )

I understand how this might be a better solution than using toilet paper, but you aren't really cleaning yourself as good as you think with a bidet. The spray should be infused with soap to fully get rid of all the bacteria that is still present. Until that problem has been solved, I'll continue to shower after my morning shits.

What happens when your shit and piss lands on the nozzle?

Do you often shit out piss?

Isn't the term gook, meant for Koreans?

Opps misread your post ignore

I think gook is Koreans Japanese and maybe Vietnamese chink is just Chinese

I'm curious, does the water come out cold?

theres no reason why you can just pop a sanitizing tablet into the tank man

How could I tell this was Seinfeld just by the pic? Is it the camera aspect ratio?

Water bills are usually salaried here

Nigga you best start preparing for some Weinstein-type bartering.
You could trade loo rolls for blowjobs, or smell her feet for a can of ravioli.
Also you could make that clown ass nigga your butler

The temperature can be adjusted in some smarter systems. Otherwise, yes, cold - but no colder than cold tapwater you might wash your hands with.