Wanted her son to fuck his uncle

>wanted her son to fuck his uncle
>freaked out when her son fucked his sister
What was her problem?

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It was a different time

>wanted her son to fuck his uncle
I don't remember this part.

There was a political gain if Caesar was into buggery for her son to get involved with it. There was no political upside for him to bang his sister, it was nothing but political liability.

when she misinterpreted caesar having a fit she congratulated octavian for 'seducing' caesar

She didn't, but when Caesar had a seizure episode Octavian was spotted with him and thought buggery was the incident, which she appreciated as a political move by her son.

she's telling him she's proud he "seduced" caesar and what a smart move it was on his part. he didn't actually do it but she was really pleased while she thought he did.

Obviously she was jealous that he would choose his sister over mommy.

terrible writing. but for Ciaran Hinds Rome is one of the most overrated shows.

There was no political gain in it

this. also, a Octavian fucking Caesar wouldn't generate a retarded kid

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Read that in his voice.

This is pretty obvs the answer

Sexual jealousy.

Because Octavian could get his sister pregnant and the result would be some half wit monster that will tarnish the name of Julio forever whereas there are literally no consequences to a little coom in the ass

This show taught me that ancient Romans had British accents.

inb4 true Roman bread

SNEEDVELRY

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i was hoping it was more jealousy that her son didn't fuck her instead.

Jesus christ, it's like an episode of Curb

It is a HBO show

If Augustus was the bottom in a relationship, this would destroy his political career.
In real life, Augustus' mother was an arch-conservative who would rather see her son dead than in a homosexual relationship. She also was not very ambitious and wanted her son to not be a part of the political fighting.

>Do have sex with this relative, don't have sex with that one...do you have a chart I could consult?

>If Augustus was the bottom in a relationship, this would destroy his political career.
Technically, know one knew Caesar would get killed, so it can't damage his political career if he didn't even know he wanted one yet. You're also assuming that this relationship would be public knowledge. He could have very well just used it for political gain, and in the end, if Caesar was dead, it's not like anyone would know about it.

not nearly as cool without all the weird hand gestures

rule 1: if your mother has a big, fat beautiful ass like Atia's in Rome, fuck her instead of your sister or uncle

Fucking your sister is worse than fucking your uncle, especially when it doesn't give you the ear of the most powerful man in Rome.

Why did her, her children, Pullo, and Vorenus all look like Germano-Britons?

Pleb filtered.

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>NOOOOOOO I'M A FULL BLOODED ROMAN SO WHAT IF I HAVE A GALLIC LOOK ABOUT ME MY WIFE IS ROMAN LOOK!!!!!

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I have the Cato pasta saved on my other PC sadly.

Oops, I fucked my sister! Vol 4

In real life Caesar was a bottom so Augustus would still come out of this untarnished.

Kevin McKidd looked like an antique roman bust come to life you fag.

based erudite friend

Why didn't Octavian fuck his smoking hot mom? Even if she wasn't willing, as soon as I was emperor I'd make that bitch my concubine

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if you had a hot mom you would understand

I've fapped to my sister, aunts and cousins, don't see why I wouldn't also want to fuck my mom. Octavian is clearly attracted to her in season 1 episode 1

Of course, you have to catch them first.

OP Magnus, I have a question concerning your friend and coposter, the darling of Reddit, Gaius Anonymus Faegot. Why does his head remain empty? Why does he not go home? His illegal shitposting is over. Yas Forums is long since on it's knees. Why does he keep us brave posters from our discussions and memes?
For the entire summer he has gorged himself like a zoomer on (you)'s of bait and thereby made himself monstrously rich. WHY? Why does the ply the mob with racebaiting and capeshit and gaudy star wars threads? Why has he given (you)'s to every reprobate fool in this Rome thread? WHY? I tell you why he does those things. He wants to buy himself a Yas Forums pass. He wants to destroy the rome threads and rule Yas Forums as a bloody Mod! That's why!
Therefore I move that this faggot's post in this thread be terminated immediately, that his IP is banned and he be recalled to Yas Forums to answer charges of illegal shitposting, bait, memelording, and faggotry!

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British Romans best Romans

audibly chuckled

it's ironical too because the ancient romans had as much contempt for the britons as modern europeans have for the shittiest parts of africa, like liberia, ethiopa and other ebola virus playgrounds.

Sister and aunts is different from moms
You've that feeling on your head that this is too fucked up because you came out of her and knowing that you would cuck your on father

>this would destroy his political career.
friendly reminder Ceasar got the nickname "Queen of Bithynia" because it was believed he bottomed for the Bithynian king, didn't do shit to his popularity.

>knowing that you would cuck your on father
but there's nothing more based and alpha

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You or someone else who copied it changed the ending. It's illegal shitposting, bait, faggotry and meming! Because that rhymes pretty well with the actual line illegal warfare, theft, bribery and treason. I have spent quite a while to get it just right.

WHOMST

You underestimate the depths of depravity I would sink to

Incredibly based

I dislike your inclusion of zoomer, it makes the pasta feel too dated.

*whomst've

I was thinking the same thing when I read it just now. I will check tomorrow if that is actually in the original too. I realized today that the range ban has finally been lifted so I will spend the whole weekend making rome and sopranos threads and post all the shit that I couldn't post for the past few months.

The original has no Yas Forums-relevant insert, they just use wolf.

>You've that feeling on your head that this is too fucked up because you came out of her and knowing that you would cuck your on father
true chads fuck holes wherever they are, be it in relatives, the deceased, or other dudes.

The original pasta you moron. Of course Cato did not accuse caesar of trying to make himself a mod on Yas Forums.

I was referring to the original pasta. Maybe you should see if the mods will reinstate your range ban for another week or two so you can cool off a bit m8.

It only stopped me from uploading pictures, not from calling you a faggot.

His uncle was an extremely successful general and on his way to being king in all but name, meanwhile his sister is a useless harlot that was made a mockery of by Pompei and spent her spare time attending orgies like a degenerate. Atia did nothing wrong.

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They didn't speak english either. Don't be so autistic.

>"nice a comfy Rome thread"
>It's a closet incest fetish thread

shame upon this thread. Shame

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