Pitch me a 40K Movie/Series

Sci-fi is shit. Fantasy, or fuck off.

because we all know its the depressed goth nerd cousin of chad AD&D.

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You can't. No tv show will ever capture the grimdark aesthetic and will instead water it down like they did the Witcher.

Stop making me want this.

40k is Space fantasy at best.

Yes

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no, pay your wga dues

Genestealer pussy.

fuck the woke shit but a gaunts ghosts show woukd be good. cant use the marines as protags, unrelatable 8 foot killer monks best left to save the day and background glimpses.
also Eisenhorn, inquisitors in all sorts of shenanigans and slow reveal of chaos.

Eisenhorn's getting a show

this seems good, just enough sjw stuff to get greenlit too

>Hey, NOT cool. Just because I pay $50 for a box of broken dolls doesn't mean I'm a loser. Heh, me and my warhammer bros hang out once a month to play. ONE A FRIGGIN MONTH! I bet you never hang out with your friends that often!

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I like this idea but I'd have "low tech" be a planet that's actually somewhat more advanced than us broadcasting into space saying hello, only for a cathedral battleship to show up and welcome them to the Imperium. Inquisitors and flying baby skull assistants are the first off.

That's Shadow of the demon lord, Warhammer is fantasy at it's peak

Colonel Shaeffers last chancers
Ephrael Stern's Demonifuge story
3rd war for Armageddon
one of the 13 Black Crusades
OC donut steel story about a small group of imperials trapped on a space hulk
go full autism and just do Horus Heresy

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disgusting

make a mystery series in the way of big dread and dark ambient series like twin peaks, the outsider and true detective season 1 and 2

is about some IG discussing and resolving events and murders all tied to cypher

a dookie in a cardboard box with "spase mareen" written on the side

even in its beginning warhammer was just a darker rip off of tolkiens world and the comics were comparable to marvel or DC (90's marvel/DC, so uncucked)

>D&D
>Chad in comparison to ANYTHING

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Thanks for clarifying, Satan.

Warhammer proudly ripped off every franchise ever, and it worked out great. Then they got serious and tried original content and it was absolute trash

An Arbites commander on an imperial hive world. He’s as good a man as is possible under the deplorable conditions.

An Ordo Hereticus inquisitor comes and takes command of his forces, searching for a cult. The Arbites commander is at first totally cooperative, but is quickly horrified by the ruthless methods of the inquisitor.

As the film progresses the commander risks his own life to subtly derail the Inquisitors investigation.

The cult is discovered, but too late because of the meddling of the commander. A tear in the fabric of reality yawns wide, and the slaughter begins.

The commander again risks life, limb, and soul to save as many people as he can. The planet is exterminatus’d.

In the end, the commander becomes a member of the Inquisitor’s retinue and never doubts his extreme measures again.

It'd certainly bring out the dystopia in 40k to see and advanced human culture swallowed into the hellish leviathon that is the imperium of man.

>actually going to Games Workshop
Get all your shit online or at a local store on sale for a fraction of the price. Never play at GW, it's nothing but children and sweaty nerds. Drive to the bad part of town where the grognards play. Then discover American Civil War and Napoleonic games.

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then i am a happy man. thanks for the news based user.

Warhammer in it's beginnings was about alien frogs and satan worshippers you literal nigger, Lotrshit has nothing to do with it

Sounds good to me

I don't know where the "40k licenses shit games" meme came from, I liked loads of them
Though I guess my list is already pre-selected to weed out literal cashgrabs
>Dawn of War
>Space Marine
>Space Hulk Ascension
>Space Hulk Deathwing
>Mechanicus
>Inquisitor Martyr was alright but I'm biased cause I liked Van Helsing

I like comics threads a lot.

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I think actually taking time to write these posts makes you the loser

Sounds great. It would never get made. Maybe after Corona shocks our current system apart and the next generation are more grim and our culture less strangled.

This

40k is literally an unfilmable universe, at least in live action. The costumes and backgrounds would have to be so intricate that it would become the most expensive production ever made unless it's set on an agri-world or mining world or some other boring location that the general audience won't identify as 40k or interesting enough

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>The costumes and backgrounds would have to be so intricate
if only there was some way to make all of that digitally now

The Fast and the Furious.

With orks.

I can dig it

Then it would look like shit if the actors in live action because everything except their heads would be CGI, which I doubt a 40k movie/series would have the budget to do

Gaunt’s Ghosts, Eisenhorn series.

Max Max*

With orks.

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A series about a single ork's journey from lowly boy to becoming boss of his very own warband, making friends with different oddboyz along the way and fighting round the galaxy

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Battlefleet Gothic Armada is pure Ludo and it has one of the chaddest MCs ever.

Is the singleplayer in that good?

Ciaphas Cain. It's the best way to introduce someone to the franchise.

I would recomend you to save scum like hell. Some missions are straight up unfair. You can Ironman later.

Oh I just meant if the campaign was worth my money and time. I thought it was a game built around the MP

>space marine
Captain Titus and that game was kino

I guess MP migrated to BFGA2 nowadays, but I never really cared about it. But yeah I liked the campaign in 1.

Cool cool, will check it out in the next sale
Also you should play Sword of the Stars if you haven't

make it about the real heroes of the setting.

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>Rashoman written series with different actors portraying Cain
>Some Rock-esque Action Hero for 'holopicture Cain'
>Rowan Atkinson for 'Cain's own memories Cain'
>Some Bishonen fangirl actor, maybe one of the Winchester brothers for 'General Sulla memories Cain'
>Some George Clooney classy guy for 'Inquisitor Amber corrections Cain'

An office drama with roboute guilliman trying to reorganize the imperium offices

Da Blud Axez Who Zogged Me
Gork's Not Krumped!
Da Killing of Zat One Stoopid Git By Zat Even Stoopider Grotz

>HOLY FRIGGIN CRAP I LOVE WARHAMMER 40K!
Yes
>I CANT WAIT TO GO DOWN TO THE GAMES WORKSHOP ON SATURDAY AND BUY SOME MORE AWESOME SAUCE TOYS FOR MY MAN CAVE!
no

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>Gork's Not Krumped!
which one's that?

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why on earth would the commander be allowed to live, let alone become part of the retinue having interfered with the inquisitions plans? Otherwise cool concept

>Film that plays out by genestealer cultists being 100% the good guys who are oppressed by the evil imperium by being forced to work in slave labor
>Follows two human-like members of the cult, who are more or less ignorant of the existence of the more alien members of the cult
>The ending shot after our protagonists have completed their objective by killing an imperial planetary governor is a massive hive fleet descending upon the planet as our protagonists look on in horror, finally realizing what they have done

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