Fully autistic edition
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/trek/
Noah White
John Baker
Fail
Jeremiah Smith
That's why it's the fully autistic edition user.
Gavin Walker
I am not. I've been fighting them for years. You blew up the ship with your LARP and I'm not playing on any more. USS FAT SHIT will continue until non-canonites are destroyed.
Nathan Brown
Brandon Garcia
Data the sex machine
The android of Love
Sex tips by Data to recover your fire in bed (for couples)
Data sex therapy, the basics
What other sex books did DATA made when he was off duty?
Oliver Cooper
Why does Smiley act the same as "our" O'Brien? Is the entirety of Miles Edward O'Brien some sort of multiversal constant?
Bentley Martinez
You can't run from the truth by hiding in a new thread. You think you're immune because you're young, but you aren't. When the hospitals in your area become overburdened, the mortality rate will double, then quadruple, then sextuple and beyond for all age groups. You might say that it's currently only 0.2% for your age group right now, but that's the global estimate. It's skewed because the vast majority of areas aren't overburdened.
Within Italy, an overburdened country, that 0.2% has jumped to 1.2% and will only get worse the longer it goes on. At the very least, it will continue for the next six months, but most likely a lot longer. For Italy, within one month, their mortality rate has already sextupled. At that current rate, in six months... well you get the picture. So if corona isn't contained in your area and hospitals become overburdened, your chance of dying is very real no matter what age you are. My god, Jim, we're all going to die if we don't quarantine the entire globe.
Jacob Perez
Fully Functional
An annotated guide to the kamasutra
Jackson Reyes
It was time to blow up the damn ship user, the larp was getting stale.
Hudson Howard
Which one of you faggots wanted a COOMander? I made a ToS one and a TNG one.
Benjamin Gonzalez
Shitty done, nice and quick. You can fix it up if you want.
Lincoln Wright
>coomander
>captains pips
Dylan Myers
>Fully Functional
you got me there user, bravo
Liam Sanchez
You know his is fully functional.
Henry Rogers
This episode was Gene Roddenberry's sole reason for wanting to make TNG.
Eli Clark
That makes it even better desu.
Liam Carter
Thank you. Have a large gentleman as a reward.
Dominic Taylor
bros I gotta get a vulcan gf
Adrian Ward
I was thinking about this and I dont disagree they were similar, but I dont think "our" O'Brien would have never agreed to kidnap Jake and do Benjo like that
Wyatt Harris
Based borg, they went full coomer.
Blake Hernandez
ah well it was shitty quickly done.
Carter Flores
And yet they still post about STD and Pukeard. Sorry famalam.
John Perry
Zachary Diaz
>kills your franchise
Carson Rogers
>You blew up my LARP with another LARP.
user... you do realize the USS Fat Shit is not real right, it's going to be okay.
Ethan Edwards
Mine is for the good of the general. You hijacked something because it upset you because you clearly like STD and Pukeard. Sorry, but I won't stand for it.
Jeremiah Nguyen
Poor Borg just want a romulan sister-gf.
Can't blame them to be honest.
Justin Roberts
Can you both just fuck off out of Yas Forums please and let us post O'Brien must suffer memes and "Commander, tell me about your sexual organs" etc. in peace like we used to?
Daniel Anderson
user, I bash Picard daily, and want Michael Burnham to die in a fire, calm down.
Fat Shit memes don't upset me, on the contrary there's probably a good chance I'm one only other anons that finds them amusing.
Jordan Scott
At least those memes had something to do with Star Trek and aren't just >lol poop
Jayden Martinez
Parker Long
give 'er the full 9 riker
Ryan Wood
Based Riker9 poster.
Thread saved.
Cooper Bailey
Picard calls Wesley to the ready room. Data is present.
>Wesley you have violated the prime directive for the last time, it's time for some hard discipline.
Picard undoes his starfleet uniform as Wesley begins to cry.
>NO STOP YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
Picard now fully nude reveals an erect 13 inch penis as he begins to walk up to Wesley. Picard snorts arrogantly
>As if the illegality of genetic engineering is going to prevent the captain of the flagship of the Federation from seeking out its gifts!
Wesley is horror struck.
>Starfleet was founded to seek out new life, Mr Crusher. Well here it throbs!
Picard proclaims whilst pointing to his erect penis with his arm as still and as hard as dilithium
Wesley runs for the door but is blocked by Data.
>Mr. Data restrain him.
Data grabs hold of Wesley and brings him to the floor.
Picard rips Wesley's pants off and spits on his exposed butthole as
Data looks on with intrique.
>ENGAGE
Picard amorously shouts out over and over as he begins to rape Wesleys ass.
Data begins to sing Che Gelida Manina to cover the screaming.
>MAKE IT SOOOO!
Picard shouts as he finishes.
The rape only lasts for a few minutes but to Wesley it feels like an eternity.
A horrendous stench fills the ready room as Wesley farts out Picards penis along with a mixture of blood, feces, and semen.
Picard, finished with his deed, whispers into the younng ensign's ear.
>It's better to have loved and have lost, than never to have loved at all.
>Thank you, ensign. That will be all.
Created by Gene Roddenberry
Levi Rivera
Does data have a pen0r??
Did he fucked Tasha??
Cameron Nelson
>TV show
>will be displayed on 1.78:1 devices 99.99% of the time
>I KNOW, WE'LL PRODUCE IT IN 2.39:1, THAT'LL MAKE IT MORE """CINEMATIC"""
Adam Lewis
Was season 1 Riker/young Frakes a Chad?
Jonathan Torres
Agreed. It's pretty fucking dumb.
Mason Baker
Totally.
Henry Jackson
What the hell did Frakes eat and how much did he drink to look so much worse off by season 7?
Mason Martinez
He looks like a chinless dough boy dork without his beard.
James Butler
Sir Patrick hated the S1-S2 uniforms because they were fucking up his back. Frakes had fucked up his back before he even became an actor. Obviously the S3-7 uniforms, gave him more room to fill out. But I think his broadness is overstated. He's a big guy, regardless.
Nicholas Martinez
>Incel Barclay
>I-i-it's... I-I mean-- I'm a lieutenant, s-sir...
>INCEL Barclay. You're being transferred to DS2, the most run down of all the Deep Space stations. The Enterprise is a place fo Chads only
>B-but-but...
>Take showers and respect women, then you'll be a Chad too. Dismissed!
Isaiah Diaz
Some would say he looks more based in INS; with some years on the clock to negate the babyface.
I was actually pissed that he re-grew it in NEM.
Liam Roberts
How the bloody hell was the uniform fucking up his back? As for Frakes, yes, he had natural size. By the time of something like Frame of Mind where he had gained fat his lack of muscular size and broadness was apparent.
Mason Carter
For you.
Samuel Wilson
>How the bloody hell was the uniform fucking up his back?
They were very tight, deliberately a couple of sizes too small, so it pulled down a lot on the shoulders and spine. Wearing that shit for 16 hour shooting days would soon get pretty wearing, I imagine. The S3 uniforms were better anyway.
Easton Jackson
>Deanne Troi only wore the short skirt for 1 episode and Beverely was never in a short skirt uniform
I remain envious of those that live in a parallel world where this was so.
Jaxon Morgan
Frakes aged from 35 to 42. He didn't get fat, he got comfy
Luis Rogers
Alright /trek/ yeah!
Do your best!
Gavin Bell
Fuck you, it's friday night, I'll do shit all.
Juan Gutierrez
Based and best captain
Carter Gray
why are the spirits from the overlook hotel attacking my dommie rommie mommie?
Colton Nelson
Yar wore the skirt in the last scene of the premiere and never again too. That peachy ass needed some air.
Cameron Williams
Dylan Cooper
Dat ass is something even the borg can't resist.
Blake Cruz
Did she die in the latest episode?
Brandon Harris
I recall the Beverely actor having nice chest, legs, and hips too. Definitely would have liked to have seen her in the dress.
Christopher Jones
When you can look like your breakfast was a fifth of whiskey and still be a starship captain
Ryder Reyes
Fuck you guys for ruining people's fun.
Brody Carter
Is it true that Q made the Borg aware of the Federation?
Samuel Moore
Frakes looking Bateman-ish here.
>Let's see Patrick Stewart's card.
Elijah Barnes
It is for nu whyder phones.
Zachary Johnson
If your fun comes at the expense of everyone else, then you'll get put down like the diseased dog you are
Jason Butler
Of course not. She's not a memorable side character from a previous series.
William Perez
Dat ASS will be assimilated.
Grayson Bennett
>deliberately a couple of sizes too small
No, that was just how Patrick Stewart described them. They're custom made, they don't exactly have to conform to "sizes"
Ayden Hughes
They should have fucked in this episode. Shit!
Cooper Sullivan
>looks like
tfw the DTs start kicking in 15 minutes into your "going clean this time" shift.
Easton Jones
She'll be back as a Borg and/or the assimiation of her knowledge will mess the Borg up
Robert Kelly
Landon Adams
Based FAT SHIT poster won't leave. Unless you're mad that he doesn't like STD/STP.
Jordan Scott
>and/or the assimiation of her knowledge will mess the Borg up
wait what am I saying, it already messed that particular Borg cube up, that's how they captured it in the first place
Leo Hernandez
You can see the transporter effect on her when she's getting sexually harassed.
She escaped.
Jayden Davis
O'Brien is just a nice guy in all universes
Easton Barnes
Leo Morris
First of all there's no common resolution for new wider phone screens. At 1080 pixels width they range from 1920 pixels height through 2040, 2160, 2220, 2240, 2244, 2246, 2280, 2316 and 2340 all the way to 2400 pixels height.
Secondly none of these resolutions, even 2400x1080, is close to 2.39:1. They'd all have black bars, only at varying thickness.
Filming TV shows in cinematic ratio is literally just a retard move by talentless hacks who are incapable of producing cinematic content at 1.78:1 and try to mask their incompetence with cheap tricks.