American """"""pizza"""""

Oh shit, you like reddit too? Cool!

all pizza is american

pizza is an american invention

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>"""""large cheese pls""""""

OMG REDDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why would I complain about the best topping on pizza

i know we all love cheese pizza on this board but tuna is my favourite

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i had a small birthday gathering when i was younger and my dad let us all pick a pizza each
my friend asked for a seafood pizza whatever the fuck that is, looked like it was just covered in tuna
never could take him seriously after that

pic related is what i get when i ask for seafood pizza where i live.
>never could take him seriously after that
do you think tuna on pizza tastes bad? or what do you mean?

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You are reddit and also a faggay

it was a really cheap pizza place, it didn't look anything like that, i'm pretty sure it was just tuna and prawns and it made me feel ill kek

>so now they live rent free inside your head?

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way too much dough. also domino's, pizza hut or any chain pizza is shit. not all pizza in america sucks

>American cuisine

Enjoy your nasty greasy shits.
Real patricians only eat pizza with thin crust, chicken breast and plenty of vegetables.

>chicken breast
>vegetables
the only vegetable that belongs on pizza is tomato

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This.so much this

who hurt you?

I usually cook some red onions with bacon to put on top.

I've never even heard of it. Where do you live?

ah shit, onions are a vegetable. nevermind what i said. love red onions on pizza.
germany. it's called frutti di mare

years on the internet and unfunny people making unfunny jokes about pineapples on pizza

>non american pizza
be real, that's weird shit like peanuts and bananas and corn

Yeah they're pretty good, here in Argentina it's one of the most popular toppings, along with other variants like Tomato and Arugula (I don't even think anyone outside of us eats this thing) with Prosciutto

based
cucked europoor

hambaga?

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based

interesting. I'm from new england and I wouldn't say I'm a pizzafag or anything but I've had a lot of 'za in my day and have never seen tuna as topping option

>Ameri-fat "pizza"
>95% percent empty carbs
>4% processed cholesterol (muh cheeze)
>1% processed meat

If it doesn't have pepperoni as a topping, then it doesn't go with ranch.

definitely try it if you get the chance. usual toppings are tuna, onion and olives. i don't like olives so i order without them, but the tuna/onion combo is delicious.
>arugula
we call it rucola here and people do eat it every once in a while

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>go to american restaurant
>order a filet mignon
>it's covered in cheese

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>Here in Argentina

Hello my white friend.

This

I just want a gf so bad bros.......

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KEK

Red onion, shrimp, tuna, blue cheese, oregano. Now FUCK off plebeian!

i have never experienced this here ever.

become the girlfriend user
t. post op

Is that...thing edible ?

>responding to the alicefag

I don't see the problem here. I would eat it. What's wrong with it?

Mutt cope time ?
Mutt cope time
>In Sardinia, French and Italian archaeologists have found bread baked over 7,000 years ago. According to Professor Philippe Marinval, the local islanders leavened this bread.[4] Foods similar to pizza have been made since antiquity. Records of people adding other ingredients to bread to make it more flavorful can be found throughout ancient history.
Now seethe all you want, shit eaters

Why yes I prefer Chicago deep dish. How could you tell?

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It looks like molten plastic toys sprayed over industrial paste ?

>>Foods similar to pizza have been made since antiquity.
I doubt there was a Dominos pizza in ancient Rome. You get a response from me for good b8.

rent free

That pizza doesn't look half bad, I'd gladly eat it

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Oh my fucking God
You faggots are still upset about I Am Jazz huh?

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>we invented something that was already around for millennia, and turned it into something most of the world would consider as bio hazard
You mutts are so stupid. It’s like bullying special needs children

You've never experienced a bleu cheese crusted steak? It's real nice. Of course it's not going to be a surprise like that fag implied, he probably can barely speak English and didn't know what he was getting