We get it Corona is a hot topic and Trump is going to declare a national emergency in an hour but can we get a kino Friday thread instead?
Friday the 13th. No Friday thread?
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Unironically i think Jason X is among the top 5 of the franchise.
based. never herd of this.
I was in high school and posted all over Xanga about how awesome this would be.
Have you guys seen this fan film? It's pretty good and there's a surprise cameo at the end.
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No but I will now. Thanks user.
The Friday 13th 2009 reboot os my favorite in the franchise. The shot is unapologetic comfy Kino. So easily rewatchable. The jason in it is amazing. A big necked thick brute...yet still quick, agile and smart as fuck. Big as motherfucker would full on sprint at your ass while chuckin axes and shit.
I liked that they explained his "teleporting" as having underground tunnels all throughput the campground. And i liked sam fucking winchester in the lead. The acting isnt special for a horror movie but they all play their stereotype roles well. Asshole boy friend, the one who gets high yada yada.
Special shout out to them flipping the "final girl" trope on its head and killing the love interest at the end and replacing here with sister you thought got killed in the beginning. Rewatch every year
LGTSS
1=2>3>4>6>X>5>8>7>9
I watched the first 10 minutes on a bootleg website when it first came out....I'll have to check it out.
That's because it is, not as good as the first three but clearly the best of the Zombie Jason era. It's fun as hell and that liquid nitrogen kill
I always appreciate a smart hunter jason.
Fucker seemed like he was enjoying it a few times
3>6>2009>4>2>X>1>FvJ>8>5>7>9
Ma niggas
I love how Jason and his tropes were portrayed in that movie.
Would unironically like to see Jason X done in that style.
Mears is my favorite Jason, dude is a monster and was perfect for the role
1 = 3 > 2 > X > 4 > 5 > 2009 > 8 > 7 > FvJ > 9 >>>>>>>> dogshit > 6
>axe throw into the nig's back
>crossbow
>jumps off the roof and mercs the guy
>burns that girl alive
>that grisly screwdriver through the neck
>stabs that girl in the head under the dock (boob kino)
great kills in this one
>I liked that they explained his "teleporting" as having underground tunnels all throughput the campground.
I fucking hated that shit. It's the midichlorians of the F13 franchise, explaining something that doesn't need to be explained.
Has anybody else read the Jason Vs. Jason X comic? It's only 2 issues long and had different covers ran in limit prints.
Best kills in the movies?
Having Shelly and Vera as the main characters would have vastly improved part 3.
Their relationship is genuinely engaging that if Jason hadn’t killed them, there would be a full resolution to their story.
Chris is literally best girl
wheelchair guy in 2 and black dude getting his head punched off in 8 are my personal favorites
I dunno I thought Chris was a babe and quite likable, however it does annoy me that Shelly is killed off screen just for a cheap gag. He deserved a proper death
Handstand guy getting chopped in half in 3.
>It's the midichlorians of the F13 franchise
Embarrassing retard. That's not the same context at all. They were clearly going for a much more grounded realistic take on the franchise. Jason was a deformed but tough survivalist. Barely supernatural if at all. Just a tough dude. They couldn't suddenly have him teleporting around the camp you worthless faggot
Do you wanna smoke some pot and have premarital sex anons?
You sound very mad, I don't even dislike the film, but the tunnels are stupid. You can make him a tough survivalist who is just really quick and lives in the woods, you don't need the gay fucking tunnels.
chris is best girl
>It's the midichlorians of the F13 franchise
Nah. While I do agree that it wasn't something that NEEDED to be explained, it is not on the same level. People hated midichlorians because it was a scientific explanation to what was basically space magic. Remake Jason is a living person without anything supernatural shaneningans going on, so giving an earthly origin to his teleport is nowhere near as shocking.
Chris is hot but Shelly and Vera got some actually decent character development by Friday the 13th standards. I would rewrite the movie to have the two of them team up to take on Jason instead of Chris.
favorite mask? favorite face reveal?
What exactly did Jason do wrong, other than terminate those that engaged in premarital,often underaged sex?
He killed virgins too, did not give a shit. It's just that the more degenerate ones he likes to kill first
kek
Kino moment
Best Friday and Nightmare movie I've seen in cinema. Debate me.
How many of either have you seen in the cinema?
Characters were annoying and unlikable, directing is shit, worst stuntman to ever play Jason, ugly blue filter in every scene, and Freddy only gets one kill
None. Thus the reason why it was the best I've seen in the theatres.
>Characters were annoying
So like....all the characters in both franchises? That's why we want to see them dead user.
You wake up from being drugged in his camp. You know he has set up elaborate traps for you. You have 10 minutes before he starts his hunt.
What do you do?
And you sound like the retard I called you. You dont need to like, but the comparison you made shows an embarrassingly low IQ especially in the context of him being much more grounded than ever. Him having a system for getting around faster than everyone of his prey makes sense whether you like it or not.
Run for 5 minutes and find a place to hide and sit tight while we wait for this whole thing to blow over.
It's called hyperbole you giant faggot, now go take a nap. Jesus Christ
I like Jason X
Elm Street's characters were generally likeable.
>i was merely pretending to be retarded.
Concession accepted. Get your shit together, only women and faggots speak in hyperbole
I hope he does so I don't have to go to work tomorrow.
Well at least I'm not the faggot who seethes over a fucking movie comparison, you're pathetic.
>It's the midichlorians of the F13 franchise
Lol you have no clue what the fuck you're talking about zoomer. is right. The midi was science to magic. There was nothing magical about this version. A cave system is nowhere near some of the liberties the other prior films took with the material. Especially for a more realistic jason
Who the fuck wants a realistic Jason?
Who is the meanest of the newer designs
Jason went to shit the minute he was a walking zombie you dumbass zoomer. Lets make a game of how much you can out yourself as casual. You're currently 2 for 2
Who are you replying to?
>Who the fuck wants a realistic Jason?
Zoom zoom
>X
confused zombie just trying to get his machete back
>2009
crazed backwoods behemoth who enjoys torturing people
>FvJ
fat retard
Friday the 13th's first saga (up to and including part 5) is full of heart and cares about the teenagers in each film. The stereotype only began to come true during Zombie Jason saga, beginning at Part 6. Yeah I don't count Jason Lives' Tommy Jarvis as being the same guy we meet before, that movie and portrayal sucks bad.
Loved this beast of a motherfucker desu
the angular mask in X is really cool, fits the attitude of the movie well