What went wrong with French cinema?

What went wrong with French cinema?

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>Softcore porn director keeps directing softcore porn
Wow, what a twist.

Mr Metokur directed Blue is the Warmest Color???

The French

Well? Show us the butts then, faggot. Geeze.

NOOO you can't just be experimental, noooo, follow the formula and CONSOOOOOOOOOOOM

experimental film is the definition of consumption

>and that's all it was, for 90 minutes

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male butts or female butts?

it even won best screenplay

bump, this is important

Incredibly based

>still no torrent for part 2
Fuck this gay earth

Google Ophélie Bau Mektoub, My love: Canto Uno sex scene

Ophélie Bau's

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there experimental, then theres just dumb

No that's the first one

KINO CONFIRMED

Yeah but it'll give you an idea can't find the second one anyway

It's allegedly being reedited. Who knows whether it will be released.

Ahem, it's a three hour movie.

europoors cannot compete with American movies, one Marvel movie dubs on all eurocucks "cinema", so they dont have a choice but make 4 hours blacked flicks

That's part 1, Intermezzo is part 2 and has not been released

>13 minute long un-simulated cunnilingus scene
I will now watch your film.

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I would watch her film if you get my tokio drift.

Part 2 was even longer than 3 hours at the Cannes screening.

poast that shit senpai

her ass is glorious in part 2

who do I need to kneel to, to get some fine trim like that?

>Become director just to satisfy your fetish
Based.

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I want a 4 hour film where 60% of the shots are those giant hamburgers that fancy restaurants make and then at the end someone gives you an actual fancy giant hamburger to eat.

>What went right with French cinema?

France did not have the Hays Code

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>Ophélie Bau's
MCU when?

>lesbian mumblecore
>experimental

meanwhile in america ...
a stripper film that has no nudity from the stars

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Are all French movies either about depressed old people, welcoming refugees or literally porn?

This

Whatever you say, capetard.

lmao
youtube.com/watch?v=gGlJgU9x8tM

yes

There are people on this site, right now, that can't admit that's a child's leg.

Painfully attractive, jesus christ

Are there any hot guys?

better than australia's film scene
t. Australian.

Arab man with a white woman? Holy heckin' based France!

And that deserved an Oscar.

Weren’t the sex scenes in both films real?

>movie is about butts
>screenshots have 0 butts

what dishonest journalism. disgusting.

The French are just a generally dirty people

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BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP

>fanservice
>sexual attraction, low IQ pandering
>experimental

>4 hour movie about sandniggers fucking French girls

>european filmgoers
>"ALLAHU AKBAR WHERE ARE ALL THE TITS AND PUSSIES AND ASSES AND DICKS INSALLAH WE ARE NOT PRUDES LIKE THE AMERICAN KAFFIRS"

Importing shitskins.

>female ass, tits, and pussy
Remember, FOR CHAD ONLY.

This is a thing in all big cities

>BUTTOCKS AAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE

In France maybe

>A24 makes experimental horror films
>Yas Forums seethes like no tommorow
>some french retard makes experimental erotic films aka glorified porno
>Yas Forums laps it up like a good boy

>I love pornhub, it's full of great experimental indie videos, really cutting edge stuff!
Retard

Imagine eating her shit fresh out from her asshole

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Not big enough

muaaahhaaaa the french
champen

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Here is the ass you ordered

>Durr why do men like lots of female nudity more than a low effort, pretentious horror film?
Genuinely stupid. No exaggerating.