Both of these movies were pure garbage

Both of these movies were pure garbage.

Parasite was soulless. It was like if the director approached making movies like acing an SAT test.

Joker was cringe inducing nonsense. The stair scene was totally meaningless.

These are the two examples that show cinematography has been turned plastic so that low IQ people can think they're smart for noticing metaphors or "unique" camera angles.

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lol you wrote all this and got ignored, HAHAHAHAAHAH have a sage

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>all this
>4 sentences

wow

kinda based dough

Parasite was good
Joker was not

Parasite is soulless because asians have no souls. That's also why their music is shit.

>The stair scene was totally meaningless.
even low IQs understood it, but not OP

>>Parasite was soulless. It was like if the director approached making movies like acing an SAT test.
Yeah. There's like a million of these Korean drama movies where some crazy shit happens.

>>Joker was cringe inducing nonsense. The stair scene was totally meaningless.
Arthur Fleck was literally descending into madness.

Of all the scenes in Joker to call meaningless and OP picks the most obvious metaphor in the movie

he's just not reddit enough

ohhhh look my cute little Op has made his first post hating popular films
how adorable
>just like babies op repeats words that read in other post but due his lack of brain development he sounds like a retarded fag

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>The stair scene was totally meaningless.
Imagine getting pleb filtered by a Todd Phillips movie

>The stair scene was totally meaningless
The music choice completely ruined that scene, what the fuck were they thinking

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Nah, Joker was good

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>Arthur Fleck was literally descending into madness.

So why is him going down the stairs a metaphor but every time he walks up stairs (like getting on to the subway platform) is meaningless?

>So why is him going down the stairs a metaphor but every time he walks up stairs (like getting on to the subway platform) is meaningless?
It's not, stop getting pleb filtered by the guy who made Road Trip man that's not good for you

>Twitter meme
Have you actually been on this website for a week total

I went into Joker really wanting to like it and it was just 'ok' for me. I think it's incredibly overrated. haven't seen parasite yet but everytime I see the cover that stupid little google chrome thing annoys me.

I only browse Yas Forums Yas Forums and Yas Forums

I'm just blogging here

Holy fuck OP, you're an absolute dumbass

>getting mad at a beach ball on the cover of a movie you haven't even seen
lmfao

Imagine posting gay porn you've downloaded to your harddrive in an effort to call someone else a fag

@130709049
(you)

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Parasite was great but slightly overrated, while Joker was Reddit incarnate.

parasite was kino and joker was cringe

w-what was it supposed to mean?

Based and agree. And both have major plot/story issues as well. Both are 7/10 at best.

I liked Joker.

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Theres literally no holes in Parasite my dude, other than the primo one attached to the daughter. Its well crafted as fuck

the hole is, why did they even let the former maid in so late at night?

Dilate

based uncut gems deserved best pic over these two flicks

They literally said why themselves lol
Since when is a character making a quick and questionable decision under pressure a plot hole? I guess Dumb and Dumber is garbage because the characters make stupid decisions as well?

Not only that but the rich ones hire the poor maid because the poor guy gave the card to the rich guy, saying that's a very high class service provider, but the rich family doesnt even google the company in the card? When that card was introduced I was sure it would be their downfall

Again, characters that are purposely shown as being naive making naive decisions is not anywhere near what a plothole even is

>why their music is shit.

Fascinating

At least Parasite got in to the top 10 films of 2019, Joker would've broken top 50, definitely top 100 but it's not even close and Parasite isn't extraordinary.

>complains about plot holes
>obviously doesn't know what a plothole is in the first place

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So the director choosing to not deal with a challenging plot point and resorting to "my dude the character is this stupid" doesnt bother you at all? Fucking npc

Not to mention they were also all drunk when they decided letting her in to get it over with was a good idea lol

I liked Joker. Parasite not so much.

>DUDE who cares about how lazy the script is and the shallow social commentary? Just look at how CRAFTY it is LMAO

God Yas Forums is filled with niggers

Jessica nice

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the ad for joker had more impact and was better produced than the actual film. it was a very simple movie with no depth, it just added a "ooooh did it happen?" twist at the end to make itself seem smarter than it is. it's still DC trash at its core.

No, not when the movie repeatedly and purposefully shows that the rich people are naive and trust the word of people they think they can trust (not dirty poor people) without second thought, which is the whole point of the movie lmao
Did you even pay attention? Whos the NPC here

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>Family is unskilled and poor af
>Suddenly good at being conman

I could points 10 more plot holes in this movie. This movie is shit and pure trash.

They are too rich to care, as long as things are convenient for them. The movie shoves that in your face constantly. Getting caught up on something so trivial and easily explained gives yourself away as a semantic blockage of the highest degree.

Cool you people are doubling down on the "they are rich naive and dumb" have fun being retards

Jesus Christ, you're an absolute moron. Its literally set up and explained why these characters make these decisions, and even still, a character making a stupid decision is not what a plot hole is at all. Your complaints literally do not fall under "plot hole" by definition. You're stupid as fuck

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We understood the point of the movie. It wasn't exactly difficult

This, but the two were sill rather good

I agree, OP

Your IQ is undetectable. Its literally explained that the poor family is struggling so hard because they invested in a business that went under due to circumstances beyond their control (the Chinese cake shop fad that tanked and bankrupted countless Koreans irl) and that they've been using the "street smarts" they use on the rich family to barely keep afloat in the aftermath. They smooth talk the pizza shop girl at the beginning as an example that they're not stupid and do sly shit all the time to get by. Try watching movies without your phone in your hand before you open your mouth and prove you have no attention span whatsoever

They’re poor, not unskilled

You're a lazy bastard that accepts the whole "nah the character is dumb so its cool" oh wow how fucking convenient for the screenwriter that the characters hes writing happen to be brain dead

Let me tell you something you people DESERVE to have cinema dying and capeshit

Ok snowflake

Holy fuck dude you're too dumb to even speak with.
Again, the point of the movie is that the poor family abuses the misplaced trust of the rich family because they're caught up on class stereotypes and are convinced poor people are shifty, and people who they think are in their own tribe (the rich) couldn't possibly be that low.
Lazy writing is making a character do something suddenly stupid out of their established character traits. These characters are written this way from the beginning not just as an excuse to allow this shit to happen, but because it ties into the theme of the rich wrongly distrusting people they believe to be lower while being sheltered enough from hardship to believe their own kind have nothing but good intentions.
It isn't rocket science. You're actually too stupid to understand the theme of a movie that couldn't have a clearer theme if it tried.

Hope your Candy Crush high score was worth not knowing the absolute basic premise of the movie you weren't watching

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Asperger's Syndrome

I am deadly serious

Ok snowflake