Why did he do it?
Why did he do it?
Scenes women will never understand.
for his people
Look at that neck, no wonder Legolas couldn't bring him down.
honor
racist oppression of white humans building a fortress to keep him out
why did they cut out the part where the orcs breed by raping elves?
He was trying to get into Europe
Rohan paid him to collect the insurance money
Melkor wills it
Why don’t they just bang the female orcs?
How is this even possible?
Orcs seem to breed like crazy but there are only a handful of elves left
WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
Translation
lul yolo!!
orcs were originally corrupted elves, they can and do breed with each other to create orc offspring, no other races besides orc are required to produce orcs
He was unhappy with the tax cuts the rest of Middle Earth were experiencing and decided to instigate a hostile takeover
why did he do it?
Just wanted to do his part for the Olympics
he really stuck his neck out for the other uruks
he is the patriot
uhh.. purely economic reasons..
Only the original orcs were possibly corrupted elves, they were then able to multiply and lost their immortality so they became a much more base being like Men. The Orcs seem to multiply faster when there is a Dark Lord like Morgoth or Sauron to use their scorcery on them too. After the war of the ring the surviving orcs became a vanishing minority lurking in the dark corners of middle earth until they dissapeared entirely.
kek
he had the virus
You cant fuck an elf unless she is willing, Tolkien was pretty adamant on that for some reason
Because all orcs die, it doesn't matter when, or even why. All that truly matters is how you die. After a lifetime of war, and loss Gorbak finally understood what his father meant by this, and in a scene of touching and primal emotion finally embraced his father's final lesson. One of the best moments in the series in my opinion.
Didn't care for Theoden's tax policies
what's up with the watermelon helmet?
To secure the future of the orc race
>implying elf woman arent enslaved by their primal urge to breed BOC
>HEY IM WALKIN’ ERE’!
GROND!
Why didn't they lob these with a trebuchet?
Tolkiens fetish was them getting EDAINED though
elves == white
orcs == shitskin/niggers
tolkien was a prophet
What about them, they're digits?!
>Legolas can shoot a million arrows in quick succession with pin point accuracy
>Can't take down a huge slow moving target
He was a big guy.
Why does he wear that mask?
elves are autistic finngolians
i have only one question
what did he eat before doing this?
You are the first person to ever make this post. Congratulations on your originality
I remember watching this as a kid and my very non-racist friend said "that's definitely a black guy in that makeup"
Always stuck with me. Was he right?
because the fire rises
because nothing could break it
autism
All the restaurants were out of meat.
>bang the female orcs
Would you?
This guy is white tho
beats a fat chick
What’s her pussy look like? If they have black roastie Cthulhu lips then I’m out.
>AYO HOL UP WHERE DA WYTE WYMIN AT
What was his thoughts on Isengard's tax policy? Did he hate it because all his cash went to industrial development?
he bought crypto and committed suicide when it crashed, he wasn't even part of the orc army, it was all a coincidence.
>makes a conflict even deadlier because they want to die and leave the world in a worse state than it already was
Peak relatability
>it was all a (((coincidence)))
t. Borrin Goldbags
Because he truly believed in The evil of Sauron.
Just like muzzies truly believe in the evil of Mohammed
for GROND
he slonked 30 raw eggs in a row
For the lulz