Why did he do it?

Why did he do it?

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Scenes women will never understand.

for his people

Look at that neck, no wonder Legolas couldn't bring him down.

honor

racist oppression of white humans building a fortress to keep him out

why did they cut out the part where the orcs breed by raping elves?

He was trying to get into Europe

Rohan paid him to collect the insurance money

Melkor wills it

Why don’t they just bang the female orcs?

How is this even possible?
Orcs seem to breed like crazy but there are only a handful of elves left

WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

Translation

lul yolo!!

orcs were originally corrupted elves, they can and do breed with each other to create orc offspring, no other races besides orc are required to produce orcs

He was unhappy with the tax cuts the rest of Middle Earth were experiencing and decided to instigate a hostile takeover

why did he do it?

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Just wanted to do his part for the Olympics

he really stuck his neck out for the other uruks

he is the patriot

uhh.. purely economic reasons..

Only the original orcs were possibly corrupted elves, they were then able to multiply and lost their immortality so they became a much more base being like Men. The Orcs seem to multiply faster when there is a Dark Lord like Morgoth or Sauron to use their scorcery on them too. After the war of the ring the surviving orcs became a vanishing minority lurking in the dark corners of middle earth until they dissapeared entirely.

kek

he had the virus

You cant fuck an elf unless she is willing, Tolkien was pretty adamant on that for some reason

Because all orcs die, it doesn't matter when, or even why. All that truly matters is how you die. After a lifetime of war, and loss Gorbak finally understood what his father meant by this, and in a scene of touching and primal emotion finally embraced his father's final lesson. One of the best moments in the series in my opinion.

Didn't care for Theoden's tax policies

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what's up with the watermelon helmet?

To secure the future of the orc race

>implying elf woman arent enslaved by their primal urge to breed BOC

>HEY IM WALKIN’ ERE’!

GROND!

Why didn't they lob these with a trebuchet?

Tolkiens fetish was them getting EDAINED though

elves == white
orcs == shitskin/niggers
tolkien was a prophet

What about them, they're digits?!

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>Legolas can shoot a million arrows in quick succession with pin point accuracy
>Can't take down a huge slow moving target

He was a big guy.

Why does he wear that mask?

elves are autistic finngolians

i have only one question
what did he eat before doing this?

You are the first person to ever make this post. Congratulations on your originality

I remember watching this as a kid and my very non-racist friend said "that's definitely a black guy in that makeup"

Always stuck with me. Was he right?

because the fire rises

because nothing could break it

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autism

All the restaurants were out of meat.

>bang the female orcs
Would you?

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This guy is white tho

beats a fat chick

What’s her pussy look like? If they have black roastie Cthulhu lips then I’m out.

>AYO HOL UP WHERE DA WYTE WYMIN AT

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What was his thoughts on Isengard's tax policy? Did he hate it because all his cash went to industrial development?

he bought crypto and committed suicide when it crashed, he wasn't even part of the orc army, it was all a coincidence.

>makes a conflict even deadlier because they want to die and leave the world in a worse state than it already was
Peak relatability

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>it was all a (((coincidence)))
t. Borrin Goldbags

Because he truly believed in The evil of Sauron.
Just like muzzies truly believe in the evil of Mohammed

for GROND

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he slonked 30 raw eggs in a row

For the lulz

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