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Jolan tru, /trek/!

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Where's Bashirfaggot? I'm getting worried.

Troi looks as if she has a beard.

You know tripfags are in a vulnerable population

Are Vulcans discount Romulans or are Romulans discount Vulcans?

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I just miss talking to her, you know. About star trek...

They're aliens.

He was posting earlier without a trip, you can tell it was him because he accompanies his posts with completely unrelated anime pictures.

What's your favorite star trek captain?

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How naughty. Posting off topic pics is so childish.

have you made a webm that shows the bad tracking of the CGI hologram interface when Seven was hacking into the Berg cube?

Also here's a shitty drawing.

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>What's your favorite star trek captain?
Don't really have a favorite Captain, but if you want to know my favorite housekeeper, for me, it's Irish Romulan Cougar Elf Detective.

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No body shaming pls

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I had a dream that in the next Picard Re:View, Mike and Rich somehow had Kate Mulgrew on as a guest.

(Actually in the dream it was Kate Mulgrew AND Jeri Ryan, but Ryan being on to shit on the show she's featuring in is obviously implausible—moreso, I mean—so let's ignore that).

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She should undress so we can see her boobs.

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Kate is a fat sack of butter now.

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You mean the CGI at aprox 17min., just before this shot?

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Just post the right clip.

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I don't have the episode anymore so I can't give you the timecode. It's when she's facing the camera, she's moving her hands like if she was turning something.

It's a shame

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Did he really rape that girl?

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>maybe if i pretend to be the user that user is trying to help, user will get pissed off and wont help user
I wasn't trapped here forever yesterday

Why did you edit her name onto this? The writing is clearly not original.

It was worth a shot.

Why do you immediately assume I did that? Are you retarded?

FOR ME ITS LA BLAH BLAH PEE PEE POO POO
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little Irish Romulan post and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Yas Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The epic ugly Vulcan smirking picture, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on /trek/ posting about his shitty Picard waifu. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Picardfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR ME FOR ME FOR ME." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...

Guys


Im taking a shit talk through it

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Calm down dude. It's just a bit of fun.

>Why did you edit her name onto this?
Also look, a different scan of the same magazine page... with that same text on it. Hmmmmm.....

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There are three "hacking" scenes: 17min, 27min, and 40min. The first two she's looking at the camera and turning shit. The last one is the tentacle rape. The first one she says "I can explain or I can steal this cube" and has the nice 180-degree booty shot. The second one she babbles about some nonsense and the autist elf says "that's amazing do that".

Who forgot to milk your udders, user?

Do specimen such as these actually go to Trek cons? And not be paid for it I mean, i.e. being there looking like that is their job

I think in a utopian future where humanity has cast of antiquated ideals and past flawed logic the illusion of "rape" and "age of consent" we be forgotten

Sigh, someone agrarian culture lives on

Sounds like STP to me.

Vulcan = Space Elf
Romulan = Space Drow

In the "previously, on Star Trek Picard" bit they show Raffi manipulating a hologram, she twists her hand and the image zooms in, it's clear they just say "I dunno, just flail your hands around, the VFX people will figure it out".

At least when they had LCARS displays they could actually aim to press buttons that they could see.

I don't eat Doritos and Orla is a cute. CUTE!

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I don't remember, it's ok, I will redownload the episode and do it later.

Unpaid? No. And they always have security.

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Step lively.

>Voyager

What is this body type called? I used to work with a dude with this exact shape. He slipped and fell down once and it took him literally 15 minutes to get up.

>Pew pew!

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pear shaped, alternatively, the jannie

Didn't you help him?

>What is this body type called?
The American.

Yeah, I hate the whole hologram interface thing. It may look cool and impressive in Kurtzman's little brain but it's just ridiculous and you end up with an actor who has no idea of what that weird hand motion means, what the thing is supposed to look like (since it can be changed thousands of times between the filming and the final cut based on the producers' mood).
It can also be a pain in the ass for the VFX people, especially when they don't have the marks or the camera is shaking.

Wish that shape he should have been upright immediately.

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Is it legal to have sex with other crew members?

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I tried. Held out my hand and tried my best to smile kindly but say nothing so as not to humiliate him. He waved me off in that sort of "no biggie. i'm fine" sort a way, but then as I went about my work I realized it literally takes the poor fucker 15 minutes to get up from a supine position. It's a process and there are stages.

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I hate it so very very much.

>Wish that shape
"with
damn it, joke ruined
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yes we all got the joke it just wasnt very funny

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Plump

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>It may look cool and impressive in Kurtzman's little brain
I'm honestly certain it's all like this so they don't have to pre-prepare any of the displays or plan out with the actors anything they have to do. So that all the actual work can be kicked further down the line.

Be nice pls. /trek/ is a cuddly thread.

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Can you get coronoviris from pissin?

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I imagine that on any given starship they would have to periodically suppress the breakout of hookup cultures amongst the crew.

>ready photon torpedoes

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Only if it's into another man's asshole

>you will never be held down forcibly while Tasha pees in your mouth

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>i hate this show. this show is bad. it's bad. but it makes more sense as a series adaptation of some random-ass voyager novel
Kirsten Beyer actually works on STD and Picard.

That's the Voyager novelist, right? The one that should know better?