Imagine getting bullied by this fucking nerd lmao

If he loses the glasses he just looks like any other Chad

^ in the wizard world, the tables are turned

eternal krautglo

Truly. Never got bullied but i hated those sociopathic faggots

i dont know about school dynamics in countries where they pump estrogen into the water, but anywhere in eastern europe kids who have a hair and glasses like that have 100% chance of getting bullied into depression and various other mental disorders

The old Yas Forums switcharoo

Imagine thinking that wearing glasses instantly makes you a nerd

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It does you 4 eyed faggot

>imagine getting bullied by this fucking nerd lmao
>who was Hogwarts Quidditch superstar
>who was a pure blood wizard
>who was a master of self defence arts
>who was rich as fuck

Based.
>Tfw wear glasses at home but never leave my house with them

There's always a hierarchy, user.
Jocks bully the betas. Betas bully the nerds. Nerds bully the dweebs. Dweebs bully the autists. Autists bully the special needs kids. Such is life

I still don't believe this man is real

He probably still posts on /g/ today.

*takes a shot of Dragon Barrel Brandy with his HOLE-ier-than-thou brother*

I cannot think or comprehend of a human being more cucked than Severus Snape. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are a poor bumbling Slytherin kid who gets bullied by Gryffindors, and the sole comfort of your life for 7 years is a girl who turns around and gets ravaged by your chad bully. All the hard work you put into your life at Hogwarts- late night studying in the restricted section, making up your own spells, finding easier ways to brew potions, becoming a death eater, getting your entire clothes accio'd by the Gryffindors during your wizard duel finals, and cuddling with Lily Evans, the only time you ever actually found happiness. All of it has one simple result: you're more useful to your dream girl's son when you are his professor some 15 years later.

Met the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're Severus, the man who made your life miserable every single day at Hogwarts, who had nothing but the fortune of being in the same house as her, marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night, and you get to see their son every day for 7 years, staring into HER eyes on HIS smug-ass face. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality while everyone ignores how much of an asshole he was because his son was "the chosen one."

As Severus Snape, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise the son of the girl who never loved you back and the bully who cucked you. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL KEK. Think about it logically.

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>p-p-please don't take my lunch money, sir

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>tfw I was the nerdy, funny guy of the popular jock group after I had my growth spurt and I was a horrible bully after being relentlessly bullied during my first year of high school
Nerds can be bullies. They just have to play sport, be big guys and be mean, usually after having people be mean to them

>Snape is well aware that Harry hates bullies
>tell him his dead father was a bully
Good one Snigga.

I was and nerd and in the loser group and we bullied too.
it's just life man.

Fukken this. Harry Potter was literally a wizard world royal family child, I still don't get it how the tumblr masses and leftist feminists commies like and idolize him so much? He's literally the 1% they hate in real world.

Those glasses are fake. I can tell by the pixels and from seeing a lot of fake glasses in my time.

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>Snape was relentlessly bullied by Chad and his friends
>Snape's crush and childhood friend falls for the Chad and starts riding his cock, either oblivious to the bullying or just not caring

Snape's backstory reads like a NTR doujin.

They're fine with it as long as they can imagine themselves at the top caring for the 'less fortunate'.

I was born in 1999. Bullying was eradicated by the time I was in high school, at least among white people. If someone got beat up, it was likely from a purposeful fight they had over some form of disagreement. I cannot empathize with any of these stories.

The Dudleys did a service to the world by treating him the way they did. Little shut would be insufferable if he wasn't humbled

>Ora ora ora... You've got a lot of nerve walking past the bancho of Yasukuni High and not showing me any respect! Don't you know who i am?

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same, but i was born in 1998

>Well, well, well, what do we got here...

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t. Vernon

It's also a book series with a 95% white cast and only one female among the top ten most relevant characters

In reality snape was an annoying fuck who never even tried to speak to lily and deserved to be beaten

What a fucking CHAD

what are you talking about, every gamestop or comic book store has employees that look like this

>gamestop or comic book store
Do either of these things still exist?

Who do the special needs kids bully then?

only for true patricians

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Can we reclaim Rowling back to the based a redpilled side now that the lefties have dropped her cuz she doesn't believe in sterilising kids?

probably not, she too far down the virtue signalling hole.

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I don’t think that’s how it works in wizard land.

What made her trans? Just reading from the point of view of a male character?

Explain them

Smart non-athletic guy with confidence

>discover your father was a sociopathic monster
>seek an explanation by interrogating his two best friends
>they basically confirm your discoveries but completely fail to see the issue
>they admit your mother started bouncing on his cock in spite of his atrocious behaviour and being fully aware of it
>in doing so, she also willingly chose to hurt and betray the man who had been her oldest and closest friend
So basically, James, Lily, Sirius and Remus are all fucking assholes then ? Lupin is the only one who appears to show some kind of remorse for all this at some point, and even then, it doesn't really seem to be bothering him that much.

They also say that James grew out from his arrogant phase and that's when his mom decided to date him.

>They also say that James grew out from his arrogant phase
Given that they were both fondly reminiscing about the lovely memory of publicly humiliating another student right before they said so, they probably aren't the most reliable witnesses around. Sirius, in particular, is literally a manchild, showing no remorse whatsoever for attempting to literally murder Snape by luring him in the lair of a werewolf.

so despite all of her shitty writing , she perfectly nailed the depiction of a woman's nature.

BRAVO ROWLING

Lily isn't even the worst offender. Ginny Weasley literally spent much of her time in Hogwarts hopping on every dick she could find to cope with the fact that Harry didn't want her, before gently "settling down" once senpai noticed her.

>Ginny was Rowlings self-insert
>She was a complete whore on the cock carousel

What did she mean by this?

But Hermione was the actual self-insert

Why didn't Harry invest his wealth the stock market?

TEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Hermione was her self insert. Shes admitted to this

God.

don't forget she settled for harry after the black guy dumped her lmao

>I'm so fucking smart
>also I'm not supposed to be beautiful but all men still lust after me for some reason teehee
Female authors were a mistake.

jannies, because they have to clean their piss and shit up, sometimes even FOR FREE

They remember fondly their dead friend's quirks not humilliating assholes for the heck of it.

>the more dangerous he is.
James got one-shotted and died like a bitch.

>gets with the goofy ginger and not the god wizard child Harry
What did Rowling mean by this?

>looking at memories through rose-tinted glasses
Thereby proving my point : they're unreliable witnesses.

And this guy is revered as some kind of hero and a great man when he was only decent for a couple of years of his life after spending his youth being a fucking cunt.

Health-Nerds piss me off
geeking up the bike path, always in a group of 3 or 4, talking about their tech job

>goofy ginger
He's also quite taller, more athletic and actually in love with her. Don't forget that Harry is actually supposed to be pretty damn unattractive, he's a scrawny manlet with average features, big glasses and an ugly scar.