Meanwhile, at Costco

Meanwhile, at Costco...

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I'm going to Target later, you guys need anything?

I was expecting a toilet paper joke

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These people should all be fucking exterminated.

Crunchwrap supreme meal with baja blast to drink.

I stopped at my local grocery store, and as expected all the hand sanitizer and toilet paper was gone, but weirdly enough, all of the canned food products like the spam, pork n beans, and rice were still stocked up.

For me it's the McChicken.

why are australians like this

>western sydney

based

I literally cleared my local grocery store out of cheap canned goods and while I was standing in line some fat boomer retard with a cart full of TP saw me and went "Hey! That's a good idea!" and pulled out of line to go over to the soup aisle.

>Blowing a hole through a steel lock with 00 Buckshot (pause for spread)

Same how are these people going to shit so much when they have no food?

npcs fucks. you can wipe your ass with a towel stupid fucking normalfags. These dumbasses have never stomped their shit down a shower drain I take it

>with baja blast to drink.
drinking corn syrup

OHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE~!

>toilet paper is being hoarded by 3rd world muslim immigrants

>Americans

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You sound pretty based

thats australia, yanks living rent free in your head

>not using it to make fun of americans anyway
smdh

The absolute state of Clapistan.

in my youth we used wet towels for cleaning, toilet paper is not needed

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>walk through crowd coughing loudly
>clear crowd
>take tp and leave

PROTECT THE TOILET PAPER

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>He doesn't use wet wipes

How the fuck you go back to dry ass paper that leaves rashes and shit?

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i really don't get it, why toilet paper of all things? is facebook planning a social engineering project to start a run on asswipe?

You can just use alcohol

Just imagine, all it takes is for one person to cough onto that crowd.

Cope

>using wet wipes
Not all of us have weak ass skin.

It was pretty easy the first time my pipes got clogged. Those things don't dissolve like normal TP.

how many times you wipin there buddy? and not everyone's pipes can handle wipes

This is why I shop in the middle of the night. Thank god for 24 hour Krogers.

Americans are disgusting

you have leprosy in your ass

>not using a bidet

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>tfw bidetchad
Where my bros @?

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You'd think they'd be more worried about perishable food items, can't shit if you don't eat!

America really needs to start over from scratch

Yeah just like Australia which that webm is from

Check the back wall by electronics for Garbage Pail Kids packs for me.

I never eat or drink sweets specifically so I can get a baja blast guilt free any time I go to taco bell

Packs of bottled water come with kittehs now?

>not sitting in flour and calling it a day

It's because the TV didn't tell them to get food.

I just run my Baja Blast through a sugar filter before I drink it.

it fucking boggles my mind. you need no further proof of people being sheep than this run on tp.

I wonder how many of these have micro cameras on the little gold thing

i went shopping yesterday and out of the last 10 picked up some toilet paper pushed it out of the store turned around since i forgot my receipt with 2 min back and forth someone walked up to my cart and stole the toilet paper but nothing else

Same here. I was topping of my supplies at Walmart last night and most people had cards filled with toilet paper or other usless shit, one women had 12 carton of eggs and a bunch of frozen food, a couple had a card of bread and nothing else. Do these people have any forward thinking?
The only thing that was sold out in the canned goods isle was the spegettios, ramen and canned ravioli. I've got beans for days.

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mentally ill freak

How do you dry your ass?

>on monday I decided out of the blue to pick up a pack of toilet paper
>two hours later my state declared a state of emergency over corona
guess I'm just lucky...

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the TP thing makes no sense whatsoever. it's just herd mentality. i mean i did the same thing. i bought 18 rolls even though that's enough to last me a fucking year just because i was afraid there wouldn't be any left.

i did buy a bunch of canned goods yesterday. the supermarket was fucking nuts at 1pm. i'd hate to see it today.

Kek, have been prepping since february and it feels good to see the normies storming the stores right now while i'm good until summer.

blowdryer

did it tell them to get toilet paper?

just another example of the NPC meme being real

Went to my local Lidl to get some sponges and port and it's like all you niggers did was buy chicken, beans and toilet paper.

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this, based

the fuck is going on, why the fuck are people panicking now.

>corona articles dont make money
>no articles, nothingsammich
>corona articles make money
>constant articles, apocaburger

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They declared a state of emergency in my state today lel people are chimping out already

Panic buying of toilet paper started in Hong Kong when rumors spread that imports of it from China would cease entirely. The rumors there were unfounded and those same rumors/scenario don't even exist in America. Just monkey see, monkey do.

We know from various recounts of people stuck in warzones that things such as TP, cigarettes and water are what people value the highest. Doubt these boomers and normies know about that though, more likely a case of "everyone's doing it!".

>warzones

as long as you have water at home, who the fuck cares about TP?