What's your favorite line from Dumb and Dumber?

AH LIKE IT A LOTUH

Nice set of hooters you got there

Ma-ha-ha-ha-han... you are one pathetic loser. No offense.

AND ALL THIS TIME I've been going through such pain and personal anguish.

Maybe you should wear these extra gloves. My hands are starting to get sweaty.

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SUCH HELL
FOR NOTHING

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Austria?! Well then, "G'day, mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!"

KICK HIS ASS SEABASS

Dumb and Dumber's soundtrack is so kino

youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7kz8nVhU

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HAHAHAHAHA!

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youtube.com/watch?v=iq0zeyaaUYo

What is the soup du jour?
"It's the soup of the day."
Mmm, that sounds good. I'll have that..

that John Denver's full of shit, man.

www.biggulpshuh.com

What if he shot me in the face?!

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that's a risk we were willing to take.

We got no food, we got no job, our pets' heads are falling off!

All 100% correct responses

youtube.com/watch?v=_Be7DOfbYgA

Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF.

Fun fact, one of those guys went on to be dentist or someshit like that (doctor). New Age Girl remains probably my favorite 90s tune.

>She sends me a John Deere letter
gets me every time.

I like how Harry and Lloyd are the only "dumb" characters, whereas everyone else is played straight and serious. It's an example of comedy done right, as opposed to comedies where *every* character is stupid.

I don't get it.

>There's not a single job in this town.
Yah, unless you want to work 40 hours a week...pffft

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Its not a single line but I'm choosing it anyway. The hawaiian tropic tour bus scene is filled with gold.

>You just tell me where to sign, bud.
>RIGHT ON MY ASS, AFTER YOU KISS IT!

I want to explain it, but I'm not going to.

>You just tell me where to sign, bud.
>RIGHT ON MY sandwich, AFTER YOU KISS IT!

This.

A Deere is an animal

Based fellow cable watcher

This party really died...

the prequel and sequel were fucking awful

sounded like a 90s dial up sound

This. GOAT cable edit.

The sequel was especially disappointing. I thought the trailer was funnier than the entire movie.

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Fucking this.

youtu.be/RrxePKps87k

Harry your hands are freezing

That's as good as money, sir. Those are IOUs.

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youtube.com/watch?v=U9geerSntKI

Both of 'em?
youtube.com/watch?v=isbAgdfJkFo

I still say this when I'm out drinking

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>She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention

>Holy jeez, would you look at the butt on that!
>Yeah! He must work out.

...........and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

...swim...swammy...slippy...slappy... salmon...swanson?
OH YEAH ITS RIGHT HERE!
Samsonite! I was way off, I knew it started with an S though.

Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.

Killer boots man

I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart... I didn't even see it coming.

HARRY! YOUR HANDS ARE FREEZING