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I never watched The Matrix and any of the Lord of the Rings.

i really do love the blade trilogy and its practically all i want to watch. there is something so cool about blade. most superheroes cannot even compare.

I've never like the Sneed meme. Maybe I find it too low effort even though there's some somewhat creative edits out there. I don't hate it, but it's just never grown on me.

I don't watch movies

I gave up on Videodrome about 30 minutes in and sent it back to Netflix. The beginning is all sex and torture. Forgot it was the movie that gets really crazy later on.

I weep in sad bits in movies. If I am ever going to watch a movie in company I always watch it ahead of time and make a note of the exact times of tearjerking bits and construct elaborate plans so I can leave the room at that point. e.g. putting something in the microwave at SAD_SCENE MINUS FOUR MINUTES so the beep allows me an exit in plenty of time with plausible deniability.

Me too. also the Resident Evil movies are my guilty pleasures too. Something about super campy action against evil supernatural just gets me.

Trinity not so much

I drink and watch Two and a Half Men Re runs every night for over 2 years now.

Love Forensic Files.
Ever watch American Justice or Cold Case Files w/ Bill Kurtis?

PLEASE STOP POSTING HERE I LOVE YOU THIS ISN'T A PLACE FOR CUTE GIRLS LIKE YOU

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I hate The Matrix, Breaking Bad, and Mad Men

i didn't understand any lynch project on first viewing

Ive seen Mary and Max over 75 times

40 of which were to show other people

Who do you think let you speak femoid subhuman?

first one is max comfy

>girl can't get into male power fantasies
woah

I applied to be a janny when it first started being a thing

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I like movies where the protagonist is treated like a joke and then he finds out something that changes everything. He then tells others about it and nobody believes him until shit gets real and the people who didn't believe him reconcile with the fact that he was telling the truth all along. Example, The Spiderwick Chronicles. Bonus if the person who didn't believe the protagonist was a pretty girl

>forensic files is my favorite show
I love the music

hey, bro. That is not cool, I'm black and I don't like the idea of you using the N-word.

I like lying on Yas Forums. I mean in confession and true life story threads. I like making up cool anecdotes that are interesting but not too exotic and which sound really believable. Sometimes I get into follow-up conversations about them and construct entire backstories for them.

Sometimes I fuck your mom.
But in a loving way.
With lube and touching.

I liked the Last Airbender movie

I don't actually watch movies and shows, I just come here to shitpost

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I'm a 23 yr old NEET

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never seen ameeican justice but cold case files is kino
cringe
>cqn't grammer
>calls other subhumans
lmao
but robocop is my favorite movie
yeah the theme song slaps

>but robocop is my favorite movie
>enjoys silly robotman, full of cartoony gorey and maleservice
>can't get into BB
lol, Gus's death was cool. It is silly, but in a cool sense like Robocop. Maybe it was just not your cup of tea because you wanted more of Walter White fish out of water trying to make meth.

Honestly, I don't blame you, although I find the series peak after S3 and I just can't watch the whole first seasons because I can't stand Walter's family/cancer bullshit.

it would've been less embarassing without him adjusting his tie. it's so ridiculous that it's comical.
robocop ain't silly fuck you

I did not care for The Godfather

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You don't find it silly because you like Robocop, I don't find Gus adjusting his tie comical because I find it cool. At the first time, I watched
I thought he didn't die at the explosion until I saw half of his face melted. Damn, that was cool as hell.

It's ok to enjoy silly things.

I can't wait for doom eternal.
These last few days will be killer.

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I’m straight but I jerked off to the Ezra Miller thread earlier

Pirate and Chill?

yeah but robocop ain't silly. robocop is sad.
there are elements of breaking bad i like but they tend to be early on. even the gus stuff is watchable although i don't like it much but the final season is awful.
BCS is comfy though.

sure

>i'm straight but
>but
guaranteed cum guzzling faglord. admit it already you poofter LMAO

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The final season is awesome, Walter is finally paying the price for his giant ego, his "drug empire" is just a giant house of cards (or a useless pile of cash on storage), he loses everything but at least, in the end, he found redemption. I just felt for Jesse, he at least got a fresh start in El Camino.

I do agree that BCS is comfy and I even find better than BB.

>we ran out of villains so he fights a biker gang i guess lol
>epic robot arm machine gun that the wroters admitted they had no plan for before the break
>nothing happens
jesse's parts were moderately interesting but idk, it was so far gone from the kinda goofy but also very dark start that drew me in that i lost all interest at that point

There was no villain in the last season, the biker gang itself was more like a """moderate""" Tuco hivemind. The point was that Walter was on top, he is the main villain now, he is the new kingpin. What we get as a "villain" is Hank chasing his ass to make him pay for his crimes.

Hey, don't bad mouth that LMG mechanic arm, that scene was cool as hell. It was on par with the "you are fired" at the end of Robocop.

this is the worst post on tv by far and it thinks it's talking to a girl

i have never paid for any of the blacked videos i coom to daily

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Ive been trying to stop smoking weed for months now but I can't go more than 5 days without it

idk man shit's mad fucky at the end. don't much like it. feels like it coulda ended cleaner somewhere else. the sopranos never felt like it just ran outnof stories to tell

Nah, it just interests me to see someone who enjoyed robocop with all the silliness of that movie but finds silly BB last seasons when it is on the same level.

yeah but robocop is an emotional classical masterpiece and BB gets fucking boring at the end. it loses it's sense of humor and becomes grimdark and overly dramatic. also i never said s5 of BB was silly, it's just fucking bad. gus' death is silly.

I fast forward all women in media and my gf is okay with it

You paid for it with your dignity. Fix yourself.

I think M Night Shyamalan is a good filmmaker

based

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Shut up, dog. Your opinion is irrelevant here