Finally, a show for me

Say what you want about him but this song slaps and shits on roasts
youtu.be/WHbVmzhglu0

>slaps
teenager begone

I have no clue how you managed to mix up his "I'm a jew" thing with "I'm white" but alas you were retarded enough to do so.

I appropriated that word because its fun.

Apparently his dick is just slightly below average. Him suffering from hypospadias is more notable.

What size qualifies me as a dicklet?

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Dude there is an actual funny comedian on that show, but it's not funny. Just letting you know that kikewood likes to look for a face, than actual dialog. Sucks that Andrew Santino is just co-protaganist. Actually did really good on that showtime show.

until blacks are able to differentiate whites from jews, they will always be against us and will never be able to stand on their own without gibs

Sub 7" (or 8" if you use your exaggerated size.

>white

It's not worth worrying about. Once you get to the point that she's looking at your dick, a girl will probably still have sex with you regardless of its size. Learn to use your fingers and tongue on her.

Finally yet another show to shame white men!

>a girl will probably still have sex with you
But they're still disappointed and might give up on you. Obviously women aren't going to kick you out right there unless it's really bad

you know how everyone under 20 is like 5'11"-6'1"?

The average dick is now about 6.5"

If your cock is below 10 inches and doesn't have nodules covering it, you're a dicklet.

>2 inches soft, 5 hard, great girth tho.
hes not even that small

source /r/IAmA/comments/6508fp/hi_im_rapper_lil_dicky_and_i_just_released_a/dg6fw75/

under 6. remember the 666 rule: 6ft 6 pack 6 inches

This dude is shameless

But Jew isn't really a race. It's like being called Hispanic. Ethiopians and S. Sudanese are Jews. People like Lil Dicky and Adam Sandler are white jews.

fucking fraud

>Look everyone! I'm a regular lame white dude! That's the joke. Please laugh!

Reminder that there's still hope for all of us:
youtube.com/watch?v=l9krQrndKSw

Tiny penises are CUTE if pink

No real man wants his dick to be cute

So there are different levels of skintones. Same for every other race. The jews are semetic, aka arabs who hide their dna among the other races as part of their goal for world domination

Dicks are ugly, might as well be cute

>"my vagina" literally within 1 minute

No, you want dicks to be menacing, not cute

>hahah yeah aren't white people lame?
>(((burd)))

i saw this show no torrent list and thought, amazing this jew got his own tv show, im so surprised. and then proceeded to never watch it or look anything up about it.

>white Jews
No, they're Ashkenazi Jews which is a detectable genetic signature and separate from European.

oh good, the other thousand weren't sending the message clearly enough

whatever you tell yourself to make yourself feel better user

yes that's why i dont like this guy, even his raps were making fun of himself and hyping up black people like a total cuck.

his raps came first so that was enough for me to ignore this guy for enternity

also he looks like one of (((them)))

>white

Show is actually pretty okay.

How did he get famous again?

>you know how everyone under 20 is like 5'11"-6'1"?
What does this have to do with anything? Height and dick size does not correlate.
>The average dick is now about 6.5"
Not true. But I'm sure you'd enjoy that, homo.

Except they have a long long history within Eastern Europe for hundreds of years. Literally slavs

>literally slavs
No, it is actually detectable on DNA tests whether or not you're Jewish, it is a race separate from European, now fuck off and shapeshift somewhere else.

>mfw well over six foot, well over six inches, but no six pack in sight
Nothing better than getting old and fat and still hitting on coeds when back on campus for a game.

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he blew up with the freaky friday video where a white man comes up with his gf and talks about how he's a loser joke rapper who talks about his small dick, then he switches lives with chris brown because chris brown is cooler than him, then he becomes ed sheeran and says being chris brown way way cooler, and he turns into kendall jenner and wants to look at his (?) vagina

the whole thing is just black men are great, white men are losers, which is his entire career theme, and kendall jenner for views

he is white passing and you know it

Amy Shumer got to make a show about her loose vagina, so it's only fair

But Jew is a race user you fucking idiot, ask a Jew.

I saw advertisement for this show, and I never want to watch more than the 30 second ad.
Looked fucking terrible.

This is such a sad incel cope. Girls don't give a shit about your beta fingers, they want a cock.

>white passing

Retard mutt

Kek what

Ashkenazi Jew is a clearly identifiable ancestry group that you can test for genetically.

How many Louie copies will FX try before just giving him his show back?

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>for me its rhett and link
BASED and kino new media pilled!!!!!!!

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there are full time professional Japanese porn actors with smaller dicks than this

>AHAHAHA!! NO WAY! THE MAD LAD ACTUALLY DID THIS! BROOOOO WHAT??! HE MADE A SHOW ABOUT HIS PENIS??

hope this cunt trips over and hurts his knee.

if you are under 9 inches you can not pleasure women

Paid shills are getting more subtle I see.