Wtf I love Corona now

Not as long as anyone else remembers that he sat on his ass for two months refusing to have more tests made and telling people the whole thing was a hoax. Oh and that he gutted the entire global-health-security unit of the National Security Council and cut the government's $30m Complex Crises Fund beforehand. Needed to make up for the exploding deficit from his corporate tax cuts somehow.

i haven't watched late night tv for 5 years
if they had cancelled the whole thing 5 years ago I wouldn't have known

trump is finished

It's Hollwood Coco's time to motherfucking shine!

Eat your heart out Jay Leno, the comeback of the century is upon us!

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If only he was still funny

Wuhan is paradise week when?

Good god this site is full of newfags. the correct response is:

"An Americlap TV show cancelled because no one there to clap"

this site is so full of zoomers and newfag conservamemes that they actually refer to "british people"

>sports, live TV, movies and other showbiz held back by corona
These are going to be two awesome weeks for streaming and gaming.

Pretty much.

Fuck bros, imagine all the shit Qxhwampft will try to pull off without the pressure of Colbert under him...

>Inb4 his hyper contrarianism kicks in full overdrive and makes a travel special on China.

Rest in peace Conan.

Gutting your economy and endangering the lives of all your citizens to own the libs

>two awesome weeks
Where are you getting that it's only going to be 2 weeks?

If the geriatrics enabling the USA to remain in the hold of Jew interests all die, globoschlomo will pack up all the capital in your country and move to their second best friend Russia within weeks. Just a heads up.

>Yas Forumstard trying to call anyone else a newfag

ah bloo bloo

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Trump is going to die from coronachan anyway.

How did he gut the economy? With a fire axe?
>and telling people the whole thing was a hoax
oversimplification. you know what was not what he said.

It's hoax remember it's not killing anyone.

This is literally a gay zoomer redddit meme.

for REAL this time

>slightest bit of danger
>celebs run for their mansion/bunkers

They almost feel what normal people feel on an everyday basis.

unironically this, it put the media into such a hysteria despite having played this card before

Not true, my grandfather is Italian and coronavirus turned him into a lampshade.

It is, and that doctors and scientists are wrong about everything because the fatality rate isn't 3% it's way below 1% like the flu so everyone needs to go back to work.

They are wrong, the election is cancelled, Trump will win 2024 there is nothing you can do about it libtard, praise the Don.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq-06inhB3U
>HAHAHAHA
>We don’t need an audience to cue laughter because our audience can’t even hear it over their own laughter!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

ITT we just lie and hope nobody calls us on it.
no wonder you cucks watch the dumpster fire that is Seth Myers.

>the fatality rate isn't 3%
Actual doctor here.

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

Yas Forums isn't your safe space sweaty

t. seething millenial Bern-victim.
Post about how much you love AoC some more.

hmm...

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>still

Lol you need to go back to school Jesus Christ

did you have a stroke half way through writing that?

HMMM....

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>shows that do nothing but lecture people on what they can and can't do or say
why do people even watch this left wing drivel?

>Good god

Now that’s a meme I can get behind

Corona is 5G

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Kek the whole world is falling apart.

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Imagine thinking Trump is going to look bad when he is helming the strongest economy in the word during a global pandemic caused by our enemies lol

Imagine coping this hard lol

That's just going to make us more brown if all the old people die

who needs an excuse?

Chang is blaming the US Army for the virus now. Apparently "Patient 0" was a US citizen who deliberately passed it on to a Chink at some war games event in December or January.

Massive tax cuts for people who don't need them at the expense of the working class, idiotic forced trade wars that accomplish nothing and have to be paid for with tax dollars

I remember when milk was only 2.99 a gallon

It reinforces their cockamamie, self-contradictory beliefs.
That's literally all. It's Opinion-Porn.

I recommend watching this one though. It adds a whole new level of unfunny shallowness when the audience is removed. It really is watching libs laugh at their own “jokes”.

There's been plenty of countries who have implemented 5G already for awhile now without any issues

the pandemic that saved China

how do I short against the stock market like in The Big Short?

Cool then trump can say everything is going according to plan and what the fuck can anyone do about it lol

Why are you surprised? Resistard cope has been this pathetic and desperate for more than four fucking years now.
Literally everything is Trump's fault. He moved their stair-cupcake, just like GamerGate did.

>With a car you can go anywhere you want

Crigne!

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Except the economy was the strongest it ever was and global market crash happened due a virus started by one of our enemies.....

The stock market not being strongANYEHERE because of a virus is not Trump's fault

>I is know lotsa big werds

>Massive tax cuts for people who don't need them at the expense of the working class
But my taxes were cut too. You sound salty that anyone is doing better because you're a brainwashed, jealous Bern-victim.

>idiotic forced trade wars that accomplish nothing
lol, no
China is seething while the American economy is expanding due to no longer being under China's bootheel.
Sounds more like you're mad that Trump is opposing your glorious Communist overlords in China, lefty.

Just buy high end stocks while the are low

Do you have a single fact to back that up aside from some sourceless statement

Don’t listen to the science deniers doc, this is a top notch post.

Who don't libs/leftists just move to Brazil?

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I keep asking leftist what Trump should be doing and how he could of been more effective without being more xenophobic

oh good, someone to explain everything

Yep, what I wanna know is there is literally over millions of people die each year from pollution in China alone but no one has cared about that unlike CV.

Too many icky brown people there.
Same reason they CLAIMED they would move to Mexico in droves when Trump won and then didn't and hoped everyone would forget their claims, lol.

Brazil is a right-wing corporatist, zionist nightmare right now with Bolsonaro.

Not cutting the funds for FEMA would be a start. How are we going to get our Ambrosia? The riots in the streets ... we may not be able to contain it.

80% of Americans got a tax cut
20% richest got a tax increase that averages 3%

The 20% richest pay 90% off ALL income taxes

Again what part of fema budget is too low that they should be spending on?

Again what things are other countries doing better than us and provide a source

[citation needed]

Last I checked Brazil's economy was doing better than it had in decades.

pretty fucking easy when its been the worlds strongest economy for the past ~50 years

It's their replacement for religion.

>sucking white pus out of a cow’s tit by the gallon

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So things weren't fixed once colored people became the majority of the population?

He's memeing you ninny-hammer.

It's paraphrasing the opening dialogue from Deus Ex.

uh... in English, doc?

>there could be giNgers here

Why contain it?

google.com/amp/s/thehill.com/opinion/healthcare/485900-how-will-fema-work-in-responding-to-the-coronavirus-outbreak?amp

Fema is not even fully activated you tard and their only response by policy at this point is to minitor the virus

So more made up shit huh

in english doc

Not even close
Brazil's economic freedom is one of the worst in the entire world

You should consider learning basic economics

They will never have an answer.
Trump is just always wrong and evil. Don't question it, citizen. Just watch your Two Minutes Hate of "late night comedy" each day and remember to vote for Biden.

Cool yet we would objectively be in a lower position today without Trump's gains bud

And it got even better
USA USA USA

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

fema shat all over katrina

Based individual.
Cringe Yas Forumstards.

All gains made from 2016 have been lost and it's still falling. He refused to act until it was too late. If anyone thought he was on top of this his bumbling tv address made it clear he isn't.

Funny how the government is supposedly fascist, but they want the same government to save their sorry asses in a crisis. I'm sick of these double-speak liberal cunts

>all investors full out of even remotely risky positions and place it all in safe US bonds
>lefties think is somehow a Trump loss because muh stock market
lol

see Trump made this worse.

Government isn't "fascist". They're Nazis. You know. Because they're right wing.

The media didn't care about Corona until word came down that they can use it against Trump.

Bonds are falling too you retard.

>bonds aren't affected by the overall economic situation

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