Oh no! Tom Hanks has coronavirus

Obsessed.

I don't buy it.

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You guys never stop.

You think he's a "super spreader?"

What the fuck, since when? I haven't heard about this on the news. Might actually look into it...

Actually highly likely

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Never stop telling the truth?

Be careful, it's sensitive information which got Epstein killed

Damn everyone would be talking about that right now if tom hanks didn't have coronavirus.

>In unrelated news, there's been a sharp spike in the number of cases amongst children in Ketchum, Idaho.

doesnt he have a movie or show coming out real soon? this will surely bring eyes to it

Of course they're in good spirits. It has a low mortality rate unless you're over 70 years old.

Tom Hanks is jewish? Never knew about that....

Is this the new fearmongering thread?

>durrr it's fearmongering
I bet u think it's a nothingburger too

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Even 100 year olds have got it and recovered

This is literally nothing compared to how many people die from stuff like hunger, thirst, the normal flue

>nothingburger
Your retarded nomenclature aside, yeah because telling people that you will probably be fine if you aren't already on death's door is screeching about it being "nothing". Dispelling Yas Forumsnigger misinfo is not a bad thing.

I think the next pedophile-celebrity that gets it will be Leonardo DiCaprio.
[citation needed]

Imagine shitting up the board all day with your paranoid ramblings and misinterpretations

It's still low even if you're 80+. Current rate is 15%, and that's for those who have symptoms severe enough to go get tested. If we include those who are infected but will show little to no signs, the rate is lower.

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>Colin Hanks

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independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/coronavirus-latest-103-year-old-woman-recovers-wuhan-hubei-china-a9393991.html

>China
Obvious propaganda, but I'd believe you if it was Italian.

please god spare anya

you weren't at costco today

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Source on it being propaganda?

>it came from chinkland so it must be fake
If you're going to dispel everything about them like this you may as well pretend as if they don't exist. Obviously everyone there died and China is just a massive crater now, right?

>>it came from chinkland so it must be fake
Correct.
>China is a massive crater
I didn't know viruses caused craters. That said, if China WERE a giant crater, the world would be a much better place. Add India to that last and climate change is solved.

Glad to know you think China is an empty wasteland with no one in it.

Sounds like you are just arguing in bad faith.

>Disagreeing with me and not trusting a government that lies constantly is bad faith argumentation
I bet you think criticizing someone is toxicity too

If things were really severe you would see politicians and the elite retreating to their bunkers. You don't. They're still traveling, going out in public, and interacting with others. Their actions shows that they aren't concerned, and that this whole thing is just an act put forth to stop the global economy from collapsing due to dumb, paranoid people overreacting.

imagine if drumpf kills tom hanks

The point is that you're arguing against the article about some news of an old person actually recovering. Obviously you don't want to believe it because it goes against the disinfo you've been spreading about this virus. So you latch onto the sources location instead of the actual content and say it's fake because muh chinks. If you're going to dispel it like this then it's no surprise you think this virus is an apocalyptic event. I bet you also think everyone in China died because of it too.

>you think all of China is dead
>endless strawmanning yet complaining about bad faith arguments
You know you don't get to do both at once, right?

what does chet hanks think?

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I'm not the one claiming that no one above the age of 60 has recovered from the virus just because the news comes from a country I don't like, dumb fuck.

>Tom Hanks...pedophile...
I never got any deets about that. Give me some fucking spoonfuls of sauce regarding that right fucking now assholes.

I didn't claim no one above the age of 60 has recovered though, I said I found the notion that a 100 year old dubious, and remarked that I don't trust Chinese news to not lie. I don't get how you can in good faith claim to not like bad faith argumentation while strawmanning. I mean you can do that, but you'd be a hypocrite if you did.

Check out his instagram sometime.

Wait, is Tom Hanks a cunny lover?

>That Jews control hollywood

fuck off Boomer, this is 2020....China now pays the bills.

What do you mean "you guys"?

Maybe because there's footage of the supposed news, you blind piece of shit happeningfaggot.

His doctors have him vaping gasoline fumes as a cure.

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Your truth, full of confirmation bias and filter bubbles. You selectively choose what you want to believe, so long as it aligns with your pre-supposed worldview.

There is no truth, proof or otherwise. All you can muster is evidence, and if you look to radical sources to justify your beliefs, without considering the counter-arguments and evidence from the other-side, you are not after truth. Only confirmation of your explicit bias, where you discount all others because they don't fit with what you believe.

Example:
My Grandfather (Catholic) grew up during the occupation of Holland, and he had a very passionate, detailed, and accurate portrayal of it in one of his authored' books. He met a German afterward in business who thought he had a "lovely time" in Holland. Is one of them wrong, or are both versions valid in the eye of different perspectives. "Truth" varies dependent on the perspective that experienced it.

Those who deny the horrible crimes that were committed in the name of National Socialism (Nazis), and justify their actions until kingdom come, despite the absurd amount of evidence that says otherwise, spoke by Jews or in many cases non-Jews.

TL;DR: You'll continue to believe what you want to believe.

When the fatalities tick into seven figures I really hope you remember what an ignorant sack of shit you were.

Tv is dumb

It isn’t just die vs live
You won’t die, but you could have permanent respiratory damage (could be severe or minor), damage to fertility, and rip if you smoke

What is happening is panic, nothing more and nothing less.

>count down from 5 Mr Hanks.
>wow this stuff works fa-
>dream time motherfucker

this people forget how deadly normal influenza was just a few years ago before the vaccine and now they are in a media driven panic wondering how they will last until its over in a few months not realizing this shit is here to stay and it's best to just get use to it and treat it like its normal, just like we do with normal influenza

Well put. You'll just be told to dilate or called a kike for telling it like it is though.