When the virus hits you

this thread is peak TDS

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BROGNALD GRUMPF

lmao at all the seething trumptards

When the roast chicken is unevenly browned in the oven and the skin becomes wet and flappy.

Bunkled Brampf is fucked.

Seeing how old boomer dems have fucked over the dem party, Im voting for trump this year. I want to be on the winning side. Plus I need a never come down #2

maybe coronavirus will finally be the first thing to affect you screenbound autists' real lives and you'll realize that who the President is actually matters and that you've cheered on a genuine dementia addled narcissist for 4 years now

when your party fucks itself over and loses in November, 4 more years faggot

Coronavirus is fake if he doesn't die

imagine being American, what embarrassing humans

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Neither am I a democrat, nor would I vote for generic white billionaire grampa A, B or C, and even less am I that delusional that anyone would have a chance against the fascist in power.

>winning side
So youre part of the elite or you buy into their divide and conquer shit like a good little goy?

>Trump killed by chink virus

Is this what will finally push burgerland into open civil war?

jajaja imagine getting this mad over a politician jajajajaj

isn't making fun of orange man's skin color kinda racist?

>trump dies
>pence dies
>president pelosi due to the republicans own incompetence

what are the odds the whole thing was rigged by them to throw the election

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Reminder that Trump gutted the entire global-health-security unit of the National Security Council and cut the government's $30m Complex Crises Fund.

It's ok to admit that spray tans and coiffed fag-hair are embarrassing for adult men without pledging allegiance to anything, fucking turd

UMM SWEETY YOU CANT BE RACIST AGAINST ORANGE PPO

haha it's like I said to liberals the thing they said back to me but in an unapplicable way that misses the point bro my irony is off the charts throw me a kek and a pepe

and yet the us still has fewer cases than italy and france

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He's a man in his mid 70's who uses fake tan. Work it out for yourself.

imagine thinking that retard is doing a good job

retard

>when you're so lazy and incompetent you don't do anything about a pandemic with a two months head start and now the economy, the only thing you had going for you, is crashing

>no we can't afford universal healthcare besides paying thousands to private healthcare insurance so they can buy the pills that are 10000% more expensive than anywhere else is healthy for the economy
>people stop consooming for a week and stocks drop and millionaire investors lose some money because of a little flu
>NOOOO HOLY FUUUCK 1.5 TRILLION BAILOUT ASAP MR. NOSEBERG MIGHT LOSE A SHEKEL
Why are americans like this?

IMAGINE A FACTOR EXTERNAL TO ADMINISTRATION POLICY TAKING MARKETS DOWN GLOBALLY

THEREFORE DONT VOTE FOR THE PRO-MARKET REPUBLICAN?

ELECTION IN NOVEMBER
4 MORE YEARS DEMOCRAPS

4 more years

seethe harder

>you

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because rich people do policies that are a little racist which makes it okay for them to hoard billions. Poor life quality to own the libs and blacks as long as their quality of life is worse!

PROPHECY COMES TO PASS

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Emergency Room visits are free.

reminder you have 2.3 icu units per 1000 people, compared to Italy's 4. something and Korea's 12.3. I hope it doesn't spread as virulently as it's doing here in Europe because you are dismally underprepared

wtf er doctors are slaves??

>supposedly fake virus wipes out your supposedly real market gains

lol good thing you have all those other successes to fall back on hahahah

>all the people who still buy into the us vs them divide and conquer horseshit after all this time
Just nuke this country

>40kringe

we won’t be alive come election time idiot

americans have had it so good for so long that literally all republicans care about is owning the libs. they're also incredibly triggered by minorities on their screens that they voluntarily park themselves in front of.

Them that ww3 talk. I will have none of it.

>he thinks the media narrative and internet circle jerk are indicative of the average person
Stop being so easily lead.

Why doesn't the President just flip a switch to make stocks go up? It should be easy.

Can't win if he dies first.

The real TDS is when (you) seethe and bang your keyboard because someone isn't gargling your Daddy Trump's balls.

All the money this fruit has, and he still has a spray tan from the mall.

Joe Rogan had an expert on infectious diseases on his podcast a couple days ago who gave the following information:

>Kids may not experience symptoms but still pass it, this is why they’re closing schools, because most of the kids will be fine but they’ll still take it home and spread it

>people can remain asymptomatic for up to 10 days, passing along the virus without even so much as a cough yet but still being more infectious than patients with SARS at their worst

>It’s most likely to kill people over 55 who smoke (or have other health issues like obesity) it’s a respiratory illness which is why it affects these people most

>Don’t stop washing your hands and using hand sanitizer but don’t think that means you won’t catch it - you can catch it by just breathing the air in the same room as someone infected

>It doubles in cases every 4 days - which feels harmless in the beginning (now) - 2 to 4 to 8 to 16, but it will be bad when it gets to 2000 to 4000 to 8000, etc.

>they expect this disease to affect 96 million Americans (nearly 1/3 the population), with 48 million requiring hospitalization and 480,000 deaths in the next 4-6 months

>we’re still in the beginning of the outbreak and this differs from the flu because we have vaccines for the flu, we have no vaccine for this and may not for a few years

>the best way to avoid infection is to limit your exposure to other humans as much as possible

Whether you like joe rogan or not, he barely talks on this besides asking clarifying questions. Please listen to this podcast because even if it doesn’t end up as bad as they say it will, I think it’s better to be prepared than not. Theres no need to panic, but it’s also not a time to be complacent. There’s a healthy level of caution.

youtu.be/E3URhJx0NSw

>I want to be on the winning side.

what does that mean? This isn't a sports team. Elections should be about ideas and policies not "winning".

trump said we're gonna be okay, I don't need to listen to an """expert"""

I'm already suffering from the common cold. I'm immune.

You think those retards even know what a policy is?
All they care about is "owning libtards"

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>the virgin issues voter

Dillnard Plormpf

>letting memes control your thoughts

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This. Drumpfhtards are so stupid.

Stay true Blue, regardless of who's nominated -- always.