Any films about crashing the economy?

How is the economy crashing when the US government just pumped $500B into the stock market?

Btw, that's $1000 to get checked if you have coronavirus and a visit to the hospital.

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They didn't pump 500 billion into the stock market. That's merely liquidity because liquidity markets have dried up. Look at the spreads, it's at levels never seen before.

I have a deep understanding of engineering and physics, but as soon as you throw stock graphs at me I'm lost.

It's ok not even economists understand

Fuck you Trump fuck you

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE STOCKRINOS, NOT THE BILL GATESINOS AND BILLIONAIREINOS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW WILL MY BILLIONAIRE MASTERS BUY ANOTHER MANTION WHEN THE MARKETINOS DUMPEDINOS??!!!

I'm gonna start buying next week probably.

and here i am just enjoying a hot bowl of bat soup

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BUY THE DIPS YOU FOOLS

Corona hasn't even really kicked off here yet, we're going way way lower.

>dump half a trillion dollars into the market in order to keep it from plunging
>it rises for about 15 mins
>then plunges right back to where it was before

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stupid question i know but how do you buy stocks and where do you buy them from?

The stock store

whatever you do don't use Robin Hood

They're going to feel really stupid when they're sitting on all that toilet paper and and soap instead of the gains.

same

Don't now it's all fucked.

Why not?

if you have a bank account I can guarantee they provide a service to let you play stocks so they can take their sweet percent off your losings

their system crashed multiple times during one of the biggest market bloodbaths in history, costing people a lot of money

can someone explain to my REALLY tiny brain if this will fuck with housing

It could yes. Many layoffs to come which means people won't be able to make their mortgage payments.

are you fucking serious? i'm not even going to spoonfeed this to you. think for yourself once in your Goddamned life: what recent market crash has happened in the last ten years?

>work shuts down
>can't get paid
>can't pay rent
>renters can't pay bills

I thought it said picnic.

If that line falls, will we die?

What kind of spread are you talking about though? Marmite is my fave.

It would be extremely painful.

19 Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy and where thieves break in and steal; 20 but lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys and where thieves do not break in and steal. 21 For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.

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1.5 Trillion

Spread, the difference between yield curves.

ECB made a massive mistake today saying they couldn't cover spreads.

Yes, which is what happens every recession.

>Lots of people losing their jobs at once
>Market gets flooded with houses since jobless people can't afford to pay mortgage
>Prices go down because nobody dares buy real estate when they know that prices are going to go down for the next 24 months
Then it spirals down. Most IBs anticipate a 35-40% drop in real estate prices in my city.

Can you explain spreads to me like I'm a golden retriever?

bucket of tennis balls. Can only put so many tennis balls in doggo mouth even though doggo wants to put them all in his mouth. Some tennis balls sad because no doggo protector, tennis balls in mouth very happy because doggo protec.

Based Trump deliberately spread Coronavirus to kill off the Chinese and Italians.

$1.5T? When?

Obama dumped a $800B stimulus package during the recession. Trump added another $500B.

I want to believe

You build an economy from the bottom up and not the top down

People who bought their first house in the past 3-4 years are going to get JUSTed sp fucking hard it's not even funny. Their mortgage is going to far exceed the value of their house.
Which sucks because both my brothers did exactly that, and I know that I'm going to have to use my savings to bail their asses out of financial ruin. But that's what family is for.

It's the difference between the yield of a non-treasure bond versus the yield on a treasure bond of similar maturity.

It can also be between different countries, so in the case of ECBs statement you would look at Italian bonds vs say German bonds to see the spread.

based selfless brother

today Yas Forums was based

Very much under control. Stock market looking very good to me!

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NOT.
YET.

got a few weeks at least, I wouldn't buy yet

YOUR HIT ON THE STOCK MARKET DIDN'T TAKE!

>"we can't afford universal healthcare besides paying thousands into health insurance to buy pills that cost 10000% more than anywhere else is good for the economy"
>people stop consooming for a week and stocks drop and millionaire investors lose some money
>NOOOO HOLY FUUUCK 1.5 TRILLION BAILOUT ASAP MR. NOSEBERG MIGHT LOSE A SHEKEL
Why are Americans like this?

*gives wall street $1,500,000,000,000*

STOCK MARKET LOOKS VERY GOOD!

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Commie burgers conflate a private bank with the government...

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rip

thoughts?

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