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JUST THIS ONCE, ROSE, IF WE FIGHT LIKE ANIMALS EVERYBODY DIES LIKE ANIMALS
I know Christopher Eccleston. He lived in a richer area of New York at one point. I bumped into him in a sandwich shop. He was shooting the shit with the sandwich maker when I came up to give my order. I got a standard turkey on wheat with mayo and pepper jack. It was something very simple. All the while Chris was laughing to himself and pointing at me occasionally mumbling, "Is this guy serious?"
I wasn't sure why I guess he was displeased about me ordering or what I ordered. After I got my sandwich I sat down and ate while he just leaned back into the windowed meat display and watched me. When I got up to throw the trash away he stopped me and offered his hand. I was shy because I knew who he was but he introduced himself anyways. When I shook his hand the other hand came out of his pocket holding a tazer which he used on my neck. When I fell to the ground tense I soiled myself. He laughed, "This guy." And started kicking me in the face quoting Doctor Who over and over, "STUPID APE STUPID APE."
I woke up in the hospital next to a vase of broccoli labeled, "From Chris."
Now every year he shows up to my families Thanksgiving dinner, uninvited, unannounced, and just eats, laughs to himself, and then leaves. Last year he murdered my mother. I fear what hurricane Chris will bring this year..
Don't forget to ask him if he'll do Big Finish this year.
I bet life is hard as a Dalek.
Liked sweary thick of it bloke for nu-who
if only you knew how bad things really are
Based. Second best Doctor
Imagine how wild Grant Morrison's Doctor Who would be.