>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city...
unironically none of that sounds bad.
>Based
Barcades
Some craft beer
Not having kids if you're a poorfag
>Cringe
Most craft beer
Renting
Vasectomies
Caring too much about pets
Bingedrinking beer
prick
I find Babish far more of a disgusting bugman than Chris. Chris does have this insincerity to him but at least I can stand to look at him. Rea looks like the human equivalent of a food that has gone off and is starting to subtly collect mould.
>i love capitalism! sick of fuckin commies bashing it for no reason
>wtf why is rural America full of doped-out rednecks, dollar stores, and no jobs? it must be the jews
Cities are for 'people' who cannot achieve self actualization and constantly lust for external sources of bodily pleasure.
Schizophrenic post
Meds. Now
Only craft beer I like is 3 Floyds. The rest are cringe tier IPA trash that never taste good. Unless it's Hop Bullet, that's 8% and a good way to start the night.
Take them then. I didnt ask you to narrate your life to me.
>economically feasible
like it was before leftists took over the culture?
yeah well tell that to Zods snapped neck
Try Bell's Two Hearted Ale. It's an American style IPA but it's actually well done and 8%. I was over the IPA meme years ago but still drink this one sometimes. I'll mention Milwaukee Brewing Company's Louie's Demise too bretty good Amber Ale (Alaskan Brewing Co. makes a good one too). 3 Floyd's labels are kino but none of their beer stand out to me too much.
T. Milwaukee fag
>the rest [of craft beer] is cringe tier ipa trash
I'd hate to live where you do, where all craft beers are IPAs
Seething flyovercel
Democrats had almost uninterrupted control of government from 1933 until 1968.
>zoomzoom has no idea who Eisenhower was
>not liking Great Divide
cringe
Sounds comfy but i have a wife and kids. Have a good one mate!
He lives in Akron...
Ohio...
*Rambles on for 6 minutes saying nothing*
Getting Portland/Seattle/Most big cities vibe.
C'MON CORONA CHAN! DON'T LET US DOWN!
Chris just dropped a based review on The Hunt so idk what the fuck ur on about but leave my man Chris alone
fuck you i love my dog more than anything, he is my son. i am a 23 year old woman and i have decided to never have children because a dog is less expensive and just as fulfilling. plus a dog can't grow up to hate me like i grew up hating my own mother
I said almost.
Eisenhower was also a relative lefty who only ran for President because he was worried about the hard-right Taft pulling the US out of NATO.
>Not having kids if you're a poorfag
cringe and cucked
If you don't have kids then you're a genetic dead end and you literally might as well be a cuck.
In fact you're even more pathetic because a cuck's kids might even be his whereas you're guaranteed to have failed to pass on your genes and continue your name and your bloodline.
based and familypilled
>not drinking hard seltzer, the healthier and tastier option compared to beer
>Look, I'm not racist, but why is it always black people who are hooting and hollering in the theater? I'm trying to enjoy my press release movie and these fucking NIGGERS, erm, BLACK "PEOPLE" are constantly yelling at the screen like horny chimps! And again, I'm NOT racist or anything, I know plenty of people from all races, I'm just pointing out my observations.
This was before the ideological party shift moron. Those would be republican policy now
Ok tranny
>If you don't have kids then you're a genetic dead end
And?
im not transgender, i have sympathy for transgender people. unfortunately i am just an autist woman who moved here from tumblr and reddit
Lol
They were commies then and commies now
It’s not a surprise all the dems are fully onboard with the lefty agenda today
Hell most republicans are too
i'm not continuing the cycle of abuse. t. i had a sociopathic cheating whore mother
There is literally nothing wrong with drinking craft beers.
i love you please be my wife oh god oh god fuc
Cities are where the real work is done so that you and your cousin fucking kin can live on welfare for the rest of your lives while you bitch about not paying taxes we overwhelmingly pay anyway
>If you don't have kids then you're a genetic dead end
Yes exactly, you are poor and are therefore likely stupid. We don't need more stupid people.
>YEAH HE WAS A REPUBLICAN BUT ACTUALLY HE WAS PRETTY MUCH A DEMOCRAT
the mind of the zoomzoom, how sad.
>Healthier
Not really.
>Tastier
Depends.
based and redpilled
>drinking craft beer like a pretentious faggot
>Not shotgunning busch 30 racks with your bros
No there isn't, the problem is when you make a point of being condescending to others about their drinking habits or allowing yourself to get out of shape or forgoing other activities/interests
>social security, medicare, Keynesianism, the Marshall Plan, and tax rates in excess of 90% would be Republican policy now
Sure thing
The parties didn't switch. LBJ just let niggers finally benefit from government programs and suddenly everyone decided that maybe the old school Republicans were right about welfare being a giant waste of taxpayer money
>not doing both
Taft had been dead for twenty years at that point you stupid fucking retard
white claw is gross. bon and viv is good. i like the bud lite strawberry seltzer but im cautious of getting white girl drunk on it. the entire goal of drinking for me is to avoid any hangover. granted there are other options now. i had one of these the other night and didnt feel anything the next day. it was made by some lady with cancer??
In after triggered soigolems
Busch is disgusting piss water. I'll gladly be pretentious before I drink that poison.
cringe
You could have left the shitty town you live in if you had just tried a little harder.
None of these things are against conservative belief though
I know you are playing hard to get my sweet princess
Just drink liqueur you Iowan mongoloid
disgusting
DUDE I just love the cold and gloom feeling of my mother's house it's so LIFELESS makes me feel like I'm in one of my favourite kinos True detective Season 1 or like Blade Runner 2049, You should defo Skype me just don't tell your parents, you'll see my plain white walls with no Photos, pictures or paintings or any memorabilia to show the person who lived here lived a worthwhile life full of memories like days out with friends and family or my first love...anyway we can drink sum monsters energy Ultra to make our hearts beat real fast to remind me I'm actually alive as we sit here and watch some classic WebMs that i musta watched like 1000 times the past few years and mayb- AHH MY CHEST AHHH AHH FUCK MY HEART NOOO NO AHHH IM HAVIN A HEART ATTA- AHHHH I WISH I HADNT SPENT 25 YEARS OF MY TIME PLAYIN VIDYA AND ON THE COMPUTER SHITPOSTIN AHHH I SHOULD OF OF JUST BEEN MYSELF LIKE CHAD SAID AHHGGG GAHHA WAIT WAIT NOOO DON'T PHONE AN AMBULANCE THEY'LL COME AND KNOW ABOUT THE- JUST LET ME DIE AND LAY BACK LIKE RYAN GOSLING IN BLADE RUNNER IT WILL BE KINO AHHA AGGHA PLAY. ALEXA PLAY REAL HUMAN BEAIN *back against the wall and odds* EHHHHHHHhhhhh God if you're actually there im sorry for what i became please forgive me i couldn't open my heart to love because i was scared of being hurt
>*the darkness takes over as user takes his last breath an ambulance came a week later, only his parents attended his funeral, months later the qt he had a crush on back in school seen a social media post about his death, "who is that" she wondered and went about her day as usual
Ah yes, the soi tattoo sleeve for '+1 personality'
>the real work
Not that you have any idea what that would be like. Dont snap back that you're some highly respect lower middle manager, paper pusher or box shuffler.
You seem to have a lot of hate for some imaginary scenario you made up in your head. Everything going okay in your life?
Oh sweetie... what a doozie of a fiddly-flap that was. Honestly, Dearie, its ok schnnookums, no need to get cranky wanky in your little pajamy--wammies, did you tinkle your wittle boy undies? Oh lolipop honey muffin, it'll be okay baby bear buttercup sweetie mommy will read you a story and change your diapies so you can stop crying. So show us how much of a big boy you are and don't go kaboom in your baby blanket little sailor big boys dont throw tantrums like that Donny Wonny my little sweetest shnookie dookums butterfly raindrop did you get an outhcie on your butterfly raindrop did you ouchie on your butter baby bottom? Come let mommy put the baby powder on it honey darling sugar plum so you so you won't get a rashy washy on your cheeky weekies mommy doesn't like when her brave little toaster is BABY BOOTY BOTHERED.
nice deflection, retard