You guys do realize it's the easiest thing in the world to be a friendless virgin loser forever, right?

based

i'm so tired of life

If you're any woman it's practically impossible

even if you have sex you get back the virgin mindset in a year or two of loneliness. I have actual videos of my penis entering womens vaginas, and i still sometimes think it never happened

I'm 22 soon, haven't even kissed a guy yet

>You guys do realize it's the easiest thing in the world to be a friendless virgin loser forever, right?
No man it took some serious effort to get this way.

>I have actual videos of my penis entering womens vaginas
that's so virgin of you

Having sex is as basic of a biological function as shitting or eating. How is it so hard for you retards?

Go outside and sit at a bar, try to look bored and wait you dumbass
That's all it takes for women to get male attention

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I don't eat, I don't sleep.

>women
What did he mean by this?

If you don't shit or eat, you'll die. If you don't get laid, it doesn't fuckin matter.

>How is it so hard for you retards?
I struggle to connect with even my immediate family, much less forming sexual relationships with strangers

Guess I just have a bad case of retard-brain

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not if you're ugly

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I don't know how to talk

It takes active effort to have sex as a man.
It's such a predatory process, I don't know why women like it. People are quite surprised that I'm as sexless as I am.

>he eats
Look at this normalfag.

>13

The only reason she's "lonely" and feels "ugly" is because she's currently too young to be invited to chad's orgy and her parents wont let her go.

In 2-3 years this bitch is gonna be hanging off cock like a hat on a coat rack. Women are a goddamn joke.

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>11 awards
You're contradicting yourself.

Same. My mind completely blanks whenever someone is speaking to me.

you have asbergers probably. thats like the definition of it

I wont waste any more time on dating apps/sites because the only people interested in me are not who I am attracted to and there is literally no other way for me to meet anyone.

>literal reddit
go back

>If you don't get laid, it doesn't fuckin matter.
Well, it seems to preoccupy a shitload of incels on this board for some reason.

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Any advice for a 24 year old virgin?

Lower your standards.

drink plenty of water

I already did

>tfw have no friends

Eating & shitting only requires your input, not the consent of another person like sex does you retard

Create new social circles that force you to interact with strangers, any outdoor activity like trekkingor biking is good.

Probably not gonna happen.
Most lose v card by 20yrs

>tfw no friends and family
It sucks bro

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>Wizard + 2
>stil haven't been on a date
>still haven't held a girl's hand
>still havent been hugged
>haven't had someone I'd call a friend in 19 years

>The only reason she's "lonely" and feels "ugly" is because she's currently too young to be invited to chad's orgy and her parents wont let her go.

Or. Shocker. She's lying for attention.

Tfw loads of normie and chad friends but girls hate talking to me
Hate being half normie

Get a hooker and stop whining.

Try not being such an asshole.

Yup. Fishing for compliments occupies like 75% of a woman's time.

You're welcome, Yas Forums.

If you haven’t had sex by 21 years old it’s pretty much over

You MIGHT be able to lose it in your mid twenties but even if you do you will still mentally be a virgin. You must lose it during adolescence.

Go outside more. Doesn't matter where, just minimize the time in your home. It's okay to hit on women in public if you're direct, polite and take no for an answer. A little conversation first is better, doesn't have to be much, it's just so asking them out isn't your first line. A lot of eligible women aren't on dating apps and simply wait to be hit on in public because it makes for a better story for them and it avoids the crazy men and spam online. If you're comfortable with it try to go to a bar once every 2 weeks or so, just nurse a drink and scope out potential women to approach. Failure is inevitable but required for success. And drink more water.

Lower them to a different species.

This movie hasn't aged well

Thanks user will do
>not gonna happen
Maybe not today but hopefully soon

>stop whining
I'm not tho
Thanks user
Kek

>it's okay to make unprompted conversation with strangers
fuck off catholic us prots are enjoying our alienation just fine

tits or GTFO

>It's okay to hit on women in public if you're direct, polite and take no for an answer
No, it's really fucking weird and creepy. There are designated spaces for this, and they're called bars and nightclubs. You seem unfamiliar with societal norms, and may be autistic.

Nothing Judd Apatow did has aged well. Including his wife.

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lol gaslighting faggot

You're young and loaded up on media, that's sweet. Talk to some women and learn their experiences.

It doesn't matter, sex is temporary and not something you should have as a goal

Some men sperg out about a woman not smiling because in public that can be the greenlight for conversation and asking her out, so they get offended to not receive a smile like a woman who didn't get a compliment. You don't just ask out any random attractive woman, you have to communicate first via eye contact and then initiate conversation afterwards if you're doing a cold approach.

>oh sweety

If being a friendless virgin loser is so easy, why do friendless virgin losers kill themselves?
checkmate

It is unironically not difficult at all to have sex. Just fuck someone who looks like you.