>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DRINK TOUCH MY CHOCOLATE! MY BEAUTIFUL CHOCOLATE!!!!! IT MUST NEVER BE TOUCHED BY HUMAN HANDS!!!!
NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DRINK TOUCH MY CHOCOLATE! MY BEAUTIFUL CHOCOLATE!!!!! IT MUST NEVER BE TOUCHED BY HUMAN HANDS!!!!
Kevin Ward
Caleb Peterson
Dumb diaperfur
Ryder Price
Jesus fucking Christ, who actually makes these wojak edits? Like how autistic do you have to be to be talented enough to draw and edit these FOR FREE?
Mason Cruz
>talented
They're pretty easy to do, man. I made this one myself and I can't draw for shit. I've made a bunch of other ones too, but this was the simplest.
As for why? Well it was a few years ago and there was a thread on another board asking about who'd gone to prison. I have, so I decided to tell my story, and I made this picture to edit it.
Since having been in prison made me basically unemployable, I had lots of time for shit like this while collecting NEETbux.
Josiah Jenkins
Based,
fuck willy wonka, dwarf fucker.
Brayden Long
they come off the shareblue assembly line. illegals make them
Ian Carter
The point wasn't not touching the chocolate river. It was obeying a command. Like how people tell you not to stuff your fat fucking face but you do it anyways. It shows a weakness of character.
Josiah Long
Mind telling that story before the 404?
Leo Torres
Motherfucker a Vector isn't just a gun in Call of Duty
Christopher Jenkins
>falling in line, following orders and being selfless and generous makes you a viable CEO
Charlie would have run the company into the ground in less than a year. Oompa loompas would have started stealing machinery and forming a union in the first week.
Jackson Robinson
>Visit my chocolate factory
>Everything in the room is edible! Go nuts!
>OH WAIT NOOO! YOU CANT JUST EAT THAT RIVER THAT PRODUCES THE NUMBER ONE PRODUCT MY COMPANY IS KNOWN FOR!!!! YOU CANT!!!! STOOOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!
Alexander Stewart
Eh, it wasn't much. I didn't pay taxes on my business (I was like 19 and kinda didn't want to, sort of thought my business was small so they wouldn't bother me)
I refused to pay the fine and represented myself in court so I ended up going to a minimum security prison for 9 months. It was kinda funny, I presented myself to the prison on the intake day and they sent me away because they didn't have a cell ready. I had to go back the next week.
The last 3 months were spent on day release. Thank god for cozy European rehabilitation rather than anglo punishment. I expect if I was in an American prison I'd have been raped or some shit.
Carson Taylor
Fatty detected
Fuck you Augustus Gloop
Logan Rogers
Charles Gonzalez
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KILL MY DOGGO! NOT MY HECKIN' GOOD BOY! NOT MY CLOUDYBOI LONGBOI MLEM BORK BORK PUPPERINO NOOOO!
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M EXCOMMUNICADO?!
Eli Evans
Confirmed fake
Kevin Miller
>Tax cheat
Based?
Camden Reyes
He instructed everything was edible except the river. What is there to not understand?
Easton Lopez
confirmed diaperfag
Noah Perry
I'm not arguing Charlie's ability to operate the business. I'm pointing to the fact that an order was given and although highly tempting, one should resist otherwise it shows a weakness of character and an inability to obey instructions.
Isaac Sanchez
>Paid a thousand bux for wojak edits to shit up Yas Forums
>Gets outed, money wasted
Haahhaha you utter fag
Camden Brooks
He literally never said the river was off limits until after augustus started drinking from it
Lincoln Smith
>talented
Fucking kids that never learned how to use fucking paint.
Easton Clark
>diaperfur
Mason Anderson
>forming a union in the first
Americans are so retarded thay are scared of workers rights
Isaiah Lewis
>Paying thousand bucks for shit you can get on /qa/ and Yas Forums for free
If you want to make a fake screencap about people you don't like you should probably make sure it's at least believable.
Jeremiah Russell
>enter residence after a long hard day
>find this on the floor
>it says 'Goo goo gaga! Love me dada!' as you see a wet patch forming around the crotch area and it begins sucking its pacifier with increased intensity
How do you respond, Yas Forums? Do you adopt the cute little baby and become its dada? You know it's the right thing to do.
Jackson Bailey
Whoever they are I hope they keep staying based.
Levi Rivera
Fake. Some of these are mine
Ryder Parker
>Some
How pathetic do you have to be to make ANY wojak edit, let alone multiple...
Austin Thomas
nu Yas Forums will believe anything
Cooper Russell
I shoot the spastic in the head
Luke Campbell
>How pathetic do you have to be to make ANY wojak edit, let alone multiple...
Nicholas Fisher
The anti-CHADjak fags are absolutely pathetic. This idiot actually saved this many wojaks and wrote this stupid shit to try and ''combat'' memes that he doesn't like.
Half of the wojaks are just straight up ripped from Yas Forums's Nintendo Labo threads.
How stupid are these ''people?''
Lucas Gomez
Why the fuck is he even wearing glasses
What does he need them for
Nathaniel Cruz
To see
Jonathan Cooper
Eye protection. Doesn't want daddy to coom on his eyes.
Landon Bell
>NOOOOO MY FIZZY LIFTING DRINK NOT MY CARBONATED FLOATERINO NOT MY GAS INDUCED ANTI GRAVITERINO YOU STUPID OLD FUCKER
Austin Reyes
Whatever diaperfur.
>He could control the damage in the thread, but not in his diapers
Eli Bailey
...
Chase Young
Grayson Gomez
Thomas Bennett
they're not very hard
Joseph Evans
if you get invited to somebodies home you might as well respect his rules user.
Jose Russell
hahaha hadn't seen that one before, user.
Ryder Turner
>Haruhi came out 15 years old
Daniel Collins
Basedjak posters are beyond based.
Hudson Flores
Wtf I said onions not onions????
Jace Murphy
?
Noah Hernandez
>I expect if I was in an American prison I'd have been raped or some shit.
If you were an American you would not have been charged. The IRS works out payment plans because they would rather have the money than you in jail.
Grayson James
All me
Brody Foster
>FOR FREE?
is this how you spell reddit gold?
Jason Edwards
charlie and the chocolate factory is my favorite movie
Alexander Reed
Mine too!
Bentley Reyes
i kick it in the head until it stops moving
Nathan Lewis
>19
more like you were caught with cp
Thomas Bell
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Anonymous 03/12/20(Thu)16:08:44 No.130664010▶ >NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DRINK TOUCH MY CHOCOLATE! MY BEAUTIFUL CHOCOLATE!!!!! IT MUST NEVER BE TOUCHED BY HUMAN HANDS!!!!
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Anonymous 03/12/20(Thu)16:14:06 No.130664146▶ (OP)
Dumb diaperfur
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Anonymous 03/12/20(Thu)16:16:36 No.130664223▶ (OP)
Jesus fucking Christ, who actually makes these wojak edits? Like how autistic do you have to be to be talented enough to draw and edit these FOR FREE?
>0664223▶
> (OP)
this thread has been pruned or deleted
Hudson Moore
You always spam the threads after someone calls you out.
Every time someone shows the diapershit or discord trannies you have to mass reply in hope of killing the thread.
Asher Moore
>Kids sticking their dirty hands in your chocolate river that will presumably be made into Wonka bars.
He was right. That shits unhygienic.
Jonathan Martin
Ok, this might just be an epic moment
Liam Barnes
>Illegally hires dirty smelly Oompa Loompas from Loompaland
>Cares about hygiene protocols
Thomas Baker
>will she take the knot?
>source
>hnnnng
>anthro women are made for human dick!
Owen Flores
Thankfully, your Euro governments have made sure to import rapefugees to ensure you don't have to go to prison to get raped.
Ryan Adams
any guide?