What are some cavekino?

Plz user i just fapped

Being famous for being that skeleton stuck upside down in the Nutty Putty cave is kind of based though.

>mommy, where's daddy?
uhhh....

>20 years ago

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Fucking retard, when somone requests a kino on this sub they arnt actually looking for film recommendations, its just code to talk about the subject.

Lurk more

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do you have the one with the girl who's too thicc to get through? seeing her stuck there is my fetish.

this shit gives me anxiety

Anyone read the story of John Jones? Dude was a caver who slipped head first and got lodged in a tight space, he was with a group so they went for help but because of the angles of the cave, the fact all the blood had been pooling to his brain and lungs if they roped him out they could have killed him. So they sealed it off as his grave. Shit is terrifying

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nope fuck that

nope

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>No French urban explorer gf to let you lick her sweaty pussy that she hasn't washed for a week
Is God dead, bros?

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Where's your sense of adventure and risk? You have one life. Live it

Why isn't there a movie about this?

How the fuck do you go back? What if I get stuck? Oh God fuck caves

>shadman

only wh*Toids do this shit

kek not anymore unless you want to get #coronavirus'd

You wiggle backwards, or have someone tie ropes to your legs beforehand to pull you out if you can't

I'm surprised there hasn't been a Ted the Caver movie

There is

underwater cave diving is where its at
youtube.com/watch?v=y5RUd_EfJok

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>20 years
Theres no way

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There is.

the descent

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That's nutty putty cave. Or it was until they renamed it.

What are some kinos in which the protagonist takes a wrong turn? I can only think of the Fellowship of the Rings.

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These people are brain damaged. I can watch chinks getting splattered and cartel vids but this shit unnerves me to no end.

This is what I hear when I think of underwater cave diving
youtube.com/watch?v=NnVx_6Mdsj4&t=

Drugs are bag, mmmkay

Americans have smaller brains than most people.

>have one life
>waste most of it by willingly trapping yourself and dying in some rocks

wow

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Makes you think what sort of treasures and unexplored wonders are hiding in that cave.

What's wrong with white people?

Donkey Kong Country 3 a shit.

Says the person who's ancestors only accomplished making mud huts.

I don't know anyone who gets a adrenaline rush from caving Reddit.

>this sub
>this sub
>this sub
>this sub
I want to fucking stab you to death in the most brutally painful way possible.

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Caving is worthless. It's literally featureless small holes. All the caves with interesting geological structures or man-made decorations are easily accesible. You could spend an entire lifetime touring the Earth and seeing some of the most beautiful places, without an iota of added risk.

>without risk
But where's the fun in that?

>sweaty pussy that she hasn't washed for a week
Hope you get to be close to one of those at some point. Be careful what you wish for.

2 > 3 > 1

no one gonna mention sanctum?

and the subject is films on caving
retarded tripcunt

nigga i was waiting for you to say something

french people smell to begin with

Do you honestly believe Americans invented cave exploring?

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FACT: That cave is filled with skeleton gold

>john jones
>nutty putty cave
cant make this shit up

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That’s why I skydive though

No but you die there far often than eu, plus you cant meme.

>There's nothing in this cave worth dying for!
That's exactly what someone hiding the holy grail in an underwater cave would write on the sign in front of it.

>20,000 years in the future post-human cyborg Archaeologists dig that retard up.
>”We suspect he was someone important. A king, perhaps, entombed in a mountain upside down so he would not go to heaven and leave his mortal subjects alone.
>Why else would he not have been cremated in a mass furnace as was the custom during the time period of the Yellow Death?”

did he get a darwin award?

>people die far more often
There has only been 24 deaths in the past decade due to caving accidents. Let's just agree You don't know shit, and end it at at that.

>Says the person who's ancestors only accomplished making mud huts.
Nordics are white tho.

I like you user.

I once had a nightmare about being totally encased in concrete, only my mouth and nose poking out so I could breathe and be fed.
This still is my worst fucking nightmare probably, and I'm not even scared of closed spaces (except of these tight caves, fuck them).

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