Got diagnosed with corona virus

i work in a warehouse with 1 other person who is also at home, they can't receive any new truck deliveries because no one knows how to do it except us

>my university is moving to online only classes now and now i dont have to leave my apartment and can shitpost at all hours of the day

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just watch the breaking bad "fly" episode on loop

>get paid to do nothing by your work
salud, mi familia, salud

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just imagine all the incoming overtime user
delicious

Watch this my friend

youtube.com/watch?v=GuGUtDn5b5E

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Aviator
Especially the piss bottle part

I was told yesterday my company allowed us to work from home so we don't have to just public transport and be in the office. Feels good man

this!

Made me smile.

Same, all schools will be closed for at least 2 weeks but more likely for a month. I don't have a job so I'm basically a NEET at the moment.

Hello R*ddit.

youtube.com/watch?v=UnwZsT9hRog

Rest in piece bro

kill yourself frogsposter

>mom calls me and asks me if I'm in social isolation for the virus
>say of course i am
>mom says "hahaha that was a stupid question, you were in social isolation long before there was ever a virus"
hahaha t-thanks mom

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Start watching Made in Abyss

>be me
>get diagnosed 2 days ago
>work as an electrician
>can’t work from home
>boss threatening to fire me if I don’t show up on monday
I’m thinking I’m going to go in anyway and try to get him sick

does he know you have corona?

That's genuinely mean and vindictive if true.

I hear the best way to transmit is to have rough unprotected anal sex

It's 100% true, but she's not wrong.

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yes I got the doctors note yesterday

>tfw my school is one of the only ones who hasn’t extended springbreak
I have an exam the day we get back they better not make us fucking come

I think I have it but I don't see the point in going to a doctor I'll just ride it out at home until I'm better I'm NEET anyway so fuck it.

youtu.be/BW2k9R6EtHk

I'm kinda hoping for the same fate but I don't want my father to get sick as well.

If you had it you would know. You wouldn't be sitting at your computer, you'd feel like you're dying.

Guess I just have a mild flu then, timing kinda sucks desu.

Go get the common cold like I did. You can't be double sick.

nah corona can have extremely mild symtoms, almost unnoticeable

Why are Redditors always so fucking rude all the time? He has way more value than you'll ever have, kiddo.

>surrounded by rednecks
>independent
>january hear cdc its coming here
>democrats freak out
>trump calls it a hoax
>rednecks cheering him on
>news get worse
>trump says its contained
>lower motality than flu
>you can go to work with it
>it will pass in warm weather
>rednecks a buy it
>now they find out it kills obese people at 5%
>its everywhere
>mfw

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>a cure is inevitable
They still don't have a vaccine against AIDS, let alone a cure.

absolute cringe and reddit; go back
based; redditors still seethe to this day because they think Pepe is a hate symbol or some shit so he offends them.

Based

Still, your mom sounds sadistic and perverted for making fun of your social isolation, knowing well your situation she made up an interaction where you have to admit it and she can laugh about it.

Irony perfectly illustrated

>NOOO NOT THE RACIST FROG THATS HATE SYMBOL NOOOOOOO YOU CANT POST THAT

because HIV attacks the immune system directly
its like training soldiers to fight a soldier killing machine

Fuck Pepe the Alt-Right Frog and fuck Frogposters.

That's not what Tom Hanks said, they just felt tired, his wife had fever but ot him.

You do realise that coronavirus does the same thing? In fact it's so similar that drugs that work for slowing down HIV have a similar effect on the coronavirus.

>Yas Forums makes Pepe into unironic hate symbol
>Yas Forums: Why you calling Pepe a Hate Symbol?!

I heard the coronavirus had some similarities with AIDS that it's a weaponized flu virus.

probably because they share similarities in how they reproduce because they are both viruses
corona virus primarily effects the lungs, nobody has shown immunodeficiency from the coronavirus, in most cases the immune response is too strong

its not a weaponised flu virus
its an animal virus that jumped to humans at some point in november since virus RNA has methods to timestamp major mutations

>its an animal virus that jumped to humans at some point in november since virus RNA has methods to timestamp major mutations
That's the official excuse but you know Wuhan has a bioweapons lab and chinese have been caught stealing dangerous virus from a canadian la last year and that the chinese doctor who said the gov was covering up died of a heart attack?

>its not a weaponised flu virus
it is. Hannity just had a whole segment about it in his show. The Q post from last month even had proof in the leaked memo

wow some guy said so right?

i guess biology is a scam science then

>Hannity
>Q

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>Q
Are boomers too gullible?

C-Can I have your stuff if you dieded?

>Hannity
>Q

trumptards are a fucking mistake

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Q is a op to placate boomers so they don't go shoot up pizza stores

keep your heads in the sand and keep listening to cnn, you liberal faggot trannies

>ur a tranny
ok retard

You idiot, what are you posting here for? You're gonna infect us all!

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bullshit, it'd be a media nightmare for any boss to let you show up to work even. 100x worse forcing you to show. my work just told me to stay home and all i have is the flu.

That's a lawsuit

I assume you’re both not not american?