Which celebrity do you defend like you getting paid for it?

Jared the Subway fatty

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>watching beetlejuice when I was six or something
>laughing the whole way
>end scene where she's dancing in mid air
>pop little boy boner
>figure if I play football I can get a girl like that
>spend remainder of youth getting Yas Forums
>win all district honors
>get scouted by BCS schools (G5, but still pretty cool)
>never got Winona gf
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Brie Larson

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>im a good person, just ignore that i live behind a gate in a zoned neighborhood
If that's not proof of a broken society, what is

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Keanu

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myself

wait shes doing supergirl?

There's just something about her that does it for me. And seeing people denigrate her just because she's not Hollywood perfection is not nice, she seems like a lovely person in interviews and also quite lewd at times.

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ScarJo. Not because I'm a waifufag, but because I seethe every time someone brings up some "le japanese scarjo! le whitewash!!" joke or argument. It's genuinely a retarded point and I'm not even Yas Forums

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Yeah it sucks when Jews get shit for the same thing white people get shit for. Truly makes me cry thinking about these millionaires being slightly inconvenienced

I hate scarjo she's just an ugly Jewess. The whole "White people" stealing roles from others is a bait and switch by the kikes to stir up anti-White animus

Kanye, up until 2016-2017 (Life of Pablo period). I still enjoy a lot of his music, but I gave up defending him as an artist and especially as a person.

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None, I'm not mentally retarded.

For thirty years now

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Brie Larson, but because she's my Femdom Idol.

Same here
Can you believe MBTDF is almost a decade old?

None really, but I've defended Jenny here for years now.

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The eyes don't look like her at all.

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fuck

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For me? It's Brianne Desaulniers

I will defend and protec her until the end.

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>protec
fucking neck yourself

donald trump

nobody would be rude about jenny, would they?

those interviews are so awkward, its like the opening of a porn shoot.

Time to watch mermaids up in this bitch

My fellow man of reason!

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Trump used to look like Elvis Presley in his youth.

Yeah... no.

She's always been that mix of QT and hot, even before all that ugly toes/Captain Marvel femnazi controversies; I honestly think she's super insecure and is just compensating...and as a result, her sarcastic humor doesn't resonate with people.

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You'd be surprised how many people like to bully her here.

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Maisie is actually one of my waifus. I know "unconventionally attractive" sounds like a meme or a joke, but I do get a raging hate-boner for her weird gobbo face. Especially with that pink bob she's wearing. I don't know why I'm so sexually attracted to her, but I love it.

yeah....yeah

This was the case, maybe, when she was on United States of Tara but at this point I'd say she is pretty full of her self. She stars in one super hero movie and thinks she is a feminist leader. If that doesn't scream complex then I don't know what does.

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1. The ones with the biggest tits.

2. The ones accused of something that they didn't do.

Dude banged pre-wall Nikki Cox.

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Not that Brietard but you're getting her all wrong.
The reason she acts like that is her contrived and clumsy way of looking for validation in a world where everything hangs on the tip of your image. If you follow or listen to shit she does outside of her overblown "fuckups" she's super comfy and interesting but she's just extremely bad at managing her persona and is on the spectrum.
I personally think it's adorable.

For me it's Mark Wahlberg and Michael Richards.

I was vaguely aware of her before Alita, but started to like her after that movie (fuck you, sue me). But since then, she keeps making kino, and after watching Undone, I've been a full on waifu-fag. Can't get her out of my mind. Might have a thing for crazy chicks, and her big ass eyes (and cute chubby cheeks), in addition just make me gushhhh

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I despise celebrity worship.

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Emilia Clarke because a literal discord tranny is obsessed about hating her and i want to push him into the 40%

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Taylor Momsen. Because I'm in fucking love with her.

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walled beyond recognition now
maybe 5 years ago but come on

Victoria Justice because she was too pure for Hollywood.

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>obsessed about hating her and i want to push him into the 40%
You do see the irony here, right?

There he is, you will never pass

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Not surre if your discord friend will ever pass or not.
But you sure as hell wouldn't pass a psych eval. Get well.

ugly cunt, hope she dies

Dilate

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