Why didnt Peter just gf her?

Very Based and Old Testamentpilled

jesus the wall hits white women so hard their necks never recover.

She's looked like a grandma on sleep pills her entire life.

I wondered this when i first saw it when i was a teenager, but watching it again as an adult i realised that her only positive thing she had was she was tall and skinny.

She's be fun for a few weeks/months but she won't be someone i'd have a long term relationship and i'd at tired looking at the below average face.

>She's be fun for a few weeks/months
You're too generous. Imagine paying stuff for months to an ugly sack of bones who can't even get your dick hard. Complete loss of time and money. Not having sex is always a better deal than expensive bad sex.

That's kinda retarded. He can't be a Spider-Man AND date a girl who actually likes him and didn't cuck him with every Chad in town already?

Dating an ugly thing when you're Spider-Man is even more retarded than dating MJ.

Girls like her are pretty damn good in the sack, and she'd look good in bed if you know what i mean, she's a pump and dump at best

don't do anything to piss off your landlord

The bitch just didn't make him cookies with nuts in, sheeit

ever boned a skinny girl user?
there's something missing
gets your dick rock hard especially when you see how tiny they actually are when they're around 95lbs but after some time you really want a girl that can actually fight back

God, her milfy body does things to me.

I don't know where that myth comes from probably movies. Every ugly female I met was more annoying and feminist than the best Stacies.

Dare to compare

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even dust looked better than her faggot

thats the wall brother

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>below average
>ugly
Lmao she wouldn't even look at you, inceloids.

The movies aren't allowed to diverge from his chronic oneitis for a high-school crush.

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bros...

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>Lmao she wouldn't even look at you, inceloids.
Stop projecting, I rejected multiple uglos.

Better than looking like that lanky, fuck from delta farce halfway through a gender transition

This. I'd love to meet a girl who likes to bake and wasn't just a greedy slob.

better question is why he was a poorfag

Slavic subhuman, did you miss all the scenes of him reading Mein Kampf?

I was wondering what the actress who played the landlord's daughter looked like now, apparently her most recent role is on The Magicians.

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Kek

He's an American patriot and she's a dirty Russian whore plotting against the country.

How basic is MJ anyway? She spends the entire trilogy trying to marry rich successful Chads and only shows interest in Peter after she learn that he's a superhero with off-the-charts test levels. Yet she still finds the dumbest excuses to ghost Parker
>nooooo you didn't go to my shitty concert

Do you think Peter used to break into her house and sniff her shoes?

Because for some reason he was obsessed with that gross redhead, snaggle tooth ginger bitch.

I would if I could...

>white women

They age like milk.

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She still looks good.

Keep projecting your self hatred on others, millennial.

I think its natures way of telling us theres no eggs to impregnate. Of course because women are all jealous whores who cant get past their feminist imprinted sense of entitlement they then blame men for not finding them attractive after they spent years riding a cock carousel. Its a vicious cycle that creates spinsters and moronic single mothers who raise criminals and degenerates.

I mean its funny as a side note how women use their cognitive dissnonance to brainwash men into falling for their used pussy after they hit the wall.
Women and intelligence/freedom of choice in life is like giving a chimpanzee a machine gun.

>jew goblina with a plank of wood body
or
>pic related
Hmm I just don't know, user

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God, do you millennials have to turn every single thing into a POWERFUL STATEMENT ABOUT SOCIETY?
Do you really not have anything else in your lives beyond politics, in which you have no power in like every damn civilian?

Why are you using the word incel if you don’t care about politics. Gender politics is still politics.

Peter made the right choice

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>Maaan all women are vapid whores who always go for Chad, fucking bitches
>PETER WENT FOR A GIGASTACY INSTEAD OF ACCEPTING FEELINGS OF AN AVERAGE LOOKING GIRL WHO ACTUALLY LIKE HIM? FUCKING BASED

Most people in this thread aren’t saying that

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>I’LL FUCK YOUR INBRED DAUGHTER WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR

Is her lower jaw paralized or was it always like that?

he's a tits guy

>you millennials
The fuck are you, then? If you're posting here, you're either a millennial or a zoomer.

Im watching this movie right now 50 minutes. Holy shit could peter be anymore of a bitch. Im a 20 year old zoomer incel and i have more game yeesh. MJs pretty much begging for that cock and hes like uhaa uhahauahuhu

Why the obsession with white? All old women look like retarded

Americans and their inherent anti-whiteness.

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Farrah

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I honestly think Peter is autistic. It's obvious he hasn't fucked MJ by Spider-Man 3 so she's not even sure about his feelings. Then he gives their special kiss to another woman. Peter is retarded. Just give her your giant spider cock web fluid.

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