Why are you browsing Yas Forums right now instead of stocking up on TP?

Just use your left hand like everyone did before tp existed

>disproportionate amount of whites and negroes
>Asian country
Cope

Because the media is catering to low IQ Australians and scaring them into buying (hoarding) products they don't need to get. The media in Australia should be banned from reporting on this shit, because the commercial news watchers are dumb af and easily manipulated.

because caca lmao

Already stocked up. I've got a few solid months of sharting prepped and ready.

>all these people stockpiling stuff for me to steal when the shit hits the fan
based and nice of them pilled

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It's natural to think of USA when you see people doing retarded shit in a webm

this is the most NPC thing I've ever seen in reality

a couple of images of people stocking up on toilet paper and all these people flock to get their own years supply for no reason

It's Sydney you nonces.

>premium toilet paper tube
>no paper just the tube
>"opportunity"

im too embarressed to buy toilet paper because the checkout guy will be like "huh huh! so, you going home to poop??? hahaha gross!" i only buy it when theres a self-checkout any nobodies around to see, i dont want anyone know i wipe my poopy butt!

But that goes for everything, and they seem to be only hoarding toilet paper and purell. At least the purell makes sense.

Only natural for obsessed Euroshits. For everyone else you're just mentally ill.

Yeah same. I go like one every 3 days. You'd figure people would be buying attachable bidets. They're like $30.

I have a bidet

>ugh, it's that guy again. I've ran a log and he hasn't bought toilet paper for the past 2 years, his butt must be encrusted with old poo

i stopped wiped about a year ago and now just time my poops for when im about to shower and take care if it in there, saves paper!

Girls wipe their poopy butts too user

fake news

what are bidet fags going to do if there's no running water?

an asian country then

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I am man enough to admit I've needed to resort to the tube on more than one occasion

When I buy condoms I ALWAYS pick a young female cashier, and I will make eye contact the moment she sees the rubbers.

Probably die of thirst like everybody

eh, told my boomer relatives about it and they don't care
they lived in such a bubble they sincerely believe nothing is wrong and it's just a flu

so you stick your hands in yo ass to clean the shit? ewww remind me never to shake hands with you!

All japanese have bidets yet they do the same shit

Seeth more mutt

>all boomers and muzzies
fuck them all. I have to wipe my arse with baby wipes now.

It's "seethe", you illiterate Muslim.

Real question how do you get your ass dry? I use wet wipes but I still gotta follow up with tp, can't imagine not using any tp at all.

i mean doesnt everyone do the lube your hands up with soap suds and clean out they nasty ass in the shower move anyway? if you dont damn you must smell like ass all the time

Oh no two pieces of toilet paper.

a towel

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pee pee poo poo

I am the great cornholio I need tp, for my bunghole.

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>my uncle has 50 rolls because he's had his TP home delivered for years
Shiggy Diggy

lol i love threads about peoples shitting/wiping habits.

pee pee poo poo

i'm shaking bros. i'm 96 years old.

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I like to fold, I'll usually wipe then fold, then wipe with the new clean portion, fold again, probably get about three wipes from a prepared sheaf of tp

caa caa dookie

water

nice Parkinson's bro

>wipe till clear
>use TP to finger ass a bit for maximum clean
>secondary wipe
>shower after

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I never got the meme about amerimutts calling europeans muslims
Are they that bad with geography?

Basedo

plop plop poopee

it’s because the UK has such a high rate of Muslims infiltrating it and in many parts of England they have overtaken neighborhoods and the local police won’t respond because it’s too dangerous

i havent pooped all day, i hate when that happens

I don't think a 96 year old has ever been on Yas Forums

Humans are fucking biped locusts.

Ecologists fags were right.

>Not using three seashells

>Potential societal collapse (not really, but they think it's coming)
>Take inventory of everything they might need if all supply lines fail and they need to fend for themselves for an indeterminate amount of time
>Don't buy canned goods
>Don't buy a generator
>Don't buy fuel for said generator
>Don't build any kind of sturdy shelter or purchase one
>Don't buy land/some kind of property further from civilization
>Don't buy weapons for self defense/hunting
>No stockpiling of entertainment to keep you from getting cabin fever when quarantined/living in a bunker
>Don't stock up on bottled water or even filters
>No further research into protecting yourself from the disease being washing your hands and covering your mouth

>DOES buy roughly 400 rolls of toilet paper and 15 packages of hand sanitizer

Imagine being this fucking stupid. Yes I'll be homeless, fending for myself in the apocalypse, completely without food or safe water, nothing to protect myself or keep me busy, zero failsafes for what might go wrong in a total societal collapse, but at least I can wipe my stupid fucking ass

why do other speicies asses not leave shitstains it dont make no sense, like my dog takes a shit and his asshole dont got no shit on it after wtf i hate having to wipe my ass and getting a prickly itchy ass after until i take a shower, makes me wish i was a dog

Coping mechanism. Same shit as when a potential blizzard is announced on the east coast, and all the retards go out and buy all the milk and bread. I think some idiot in the Fed gov said something about a shortage, so idiots are freaking out - but coronavirus should have no impact on toilet paper, because we don't import hardly any from China, it's made here or in Canada. The companies that make it don't have to restock shelves as often as they do right now, so they need time to restock to this new spike in demand - but not flood the market that will sit unsold when this crazy time cools off.
You can buy TP bulk on Amazon and have it delivered, tomorrow. Local distributors ran out because of the spike in demand, but they're already ramping up production.

>everybody frantically buys TP like they don't have 2 perfectly good hands literally at arm's reach in a quarantine situation

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But UK and Europe are two different things? It's like calling americans islandniggers because of Hawaii

TP has many uses. You can survive off it for my months.

>But UK and Europe are two different things?

The UK is a part of Europe, dipshit.

Why don't you just install these next to the toilet?

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It's pretty funny, I live in a tiny town with less than 1000 people. I went to the local grocery store yesterday and everything was stocked except for asswipe, which was literally all gone

If I'm not leaving the house why do I have to worry about being clean? I don't take baths if I am not planning on working this week.

Well I do, but not because I want to be clean, I just like baths.

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not really, you can just jump in the shower.

I never got the meme about Euromuslims calling Americans mutts
Are they bad with logic?

if you kneel like how indians poop, it's like 99% chance you'll ghost wipe. the position you are in when on a toilet makes it so not all the poop comes out. unintentionally, indians are right about pooping... which is hilarious.

yes I know this, most Americans are implying U.K. when they say these things

>never used great condition

iswydt

reddit

When I have really bad shit and wiping is pointless, I just wash in the shower. Those people are retarded.

>toilet paper sells out
>plenty of paper towels
whats the fucking problem again?

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Yea but not only UK makes fun of americans but the whole world does

because I don’t live in a third world country?