What did he mean by this?

What did he mean by this?

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My uncle does the same thing to me during my childhood, not a good sign

He had just finished reading a short story she brought to him that was jam packed with exposition rather than storytelling

what part of "don't tell" did you not understand?

big chungus

I miss him.

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what he did?

Deja vu

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blagged

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kek

is that supposed to be static shock

>He told
Don't go anywhere nephew, I'll be over there soon

Why was this so funny

mup de doo da nigga fuggin snitch

FUCK

feminists BTFO

I remember discovering puberty to this exact scene. It premiered around the time toonami came on on a saturday. I was at my grandparents house for a visit with my parents. I loved teen titans but up until this point I hadn't seen raven without her hood and was always confused if she was a boy or girl due to the gravelly voice (I blame this for my trap fetish).

With these episodes diving into her past it piqued my interest in her. Then this scene happened. I felt something my weiner had never felt before. it was so tingly, it felt so good. DVR wasn't a common thing at the time, so after this scene came and went I only had the thought of it at the moment.

My parents and grandparents were downstairs eating carrabbas. I watched upstairs in my grandparents room so I wouldn't have to deal with the noise, so I was alone. Now when this made my weiner tingle, it really made my weiner tingle. it felt amazing to touch and I was so confused. Eventually I started dry humping and rubbing on my grandparents end of bed bench to keep my weiner feeling nice. All I could think about was Raven.

Unfortunately my grandparents dog, lucky, was upstairs. She was a little older but about the size I was at the time honestly. She was innocently laying on the floor next to the bench, but when I got really into it she got up to check it out. I started dry humping lucky against her fur. Eventually I took my shorts off and just really went at it. Lucky didn't know what was going on but it was probably like I was scratching her back so she didn't do anything.

After a minute or two I pulled away in a panic thinking I had to pee but instead it was my first time cumming. Lucky didnt get out of the way though, and turned around to face me. I accidentally came all over luckys head.

After that she freaked out, not knowing what was on her face and ran downstairs. I didn't know what happened so I started crying while I sat down naked on my grandparents floor.

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kino

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Everyone saw lucky and the white sticky fluid on her head, and I think they all knew. They tried finding me but I ended up locking myself in the bathroom and when they came up I told them I was showering cause I spilled paint while I was painting and I think some got on lucky. I still didn't know what came out of my weiner so I thought it was believable.

Unfortunately there wasn't any paint anywhere in the house but I still thought they would believe me.

Later that night my parents drove me home in silence while I snacked on the single big meatball carrabbas puts in the spaghetti dishes. I saved it for a left over cause I wanted to go watch teen titans so bad.


Anyways I blame teen titans for
>big tiddy goth gf fetish
>trap fetish
>bondage fetish
>tattoo fetish

All because of raven. But I also love fucking immigrants now, and I think it's because I thought aliens were hot and whenever I heard about illegal aliens I thought they were like starfire so I would always masturbate to illegal aliens when my dad would play rush limbaugh on the radio.

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I also thought Raven was really cool and convinced myself she was actually just a boy wearing an odd costume that showed off "his" legs. I was embarrassed to have my favorite character to be a girl

wow I really didn't finish reading the rest that user had to say huh

unimaginably fucking based

No, Static's a different character IIRC. Virgil's the black electric superhero kid that's actually kinda cool. Black Lightning's the one with the shitty CW show.

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literally the worst case scenario for a kid to discover masturbation.

this is fresh pasta isn't it? what a rarity.

>(You)

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This got me hard

I'm really mad I had to read this. IM SO FUCKING MAD I HAD TO READ THIS!

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What in the goddamn...

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>. I loved teen titans but up until this point I hadn't seen raven without her hood and was always confused if she was a boy or girl due to the gravelly voice (I blame this for my trap fetish).

Fake.

Raven had a good size of breast. How could this go past you.

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Cast it, Yas Forums.

>Show for little girls calls him Deathstroke and keeps him as a mercenary
>Teen Titans 2013, which was aimed at an older group (10-13 year old boys) referred to him simply by given name his name (Slade) and and removed all references of him being a mercenary.
What did they mean by this?

Based DC has so much fetish shit even the guy who designed the characters was a coomer who drew lots of nudes and Harley x Joker porn

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How did Marvel get away with blatantly riping off Slade with their le reddit character?

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because he was a pre-established character essentially ported over to be Robin/TT's main villain. by stripping him of some of his old history, they were able to make him a star villain while skipping over the fact that he's mostly a B tier Batman rogue

Put me in the screencap

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Posted two nights ago. Still fresh.

Deathstroke is an original Teen Titans villain you stupid faggot

Imagine being this casual

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That book used to sell for over a grand before the reprints.

>be grandparents
>watching grandson
>enjoying some italian takeout while he watches TV
>suddenly the dog runs downstairs covered in semen
>mfw

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>my parents drove me home in silence while I snacked on the single big meatball carrabbas puts in the spaghetti dishes
you can't find this level of utterly specific and irrelevant detail in any fiction except the stuff that gets posted here

>I would always masturbate to illegal aliens when my dad would play rush limbaugh on the radio.

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Because its such a cheesy line even if it didnt sound like a cheesy porno line and literally every aspect of the scene makes it as pornographic as possible from his position on her to the close up on her face

Dangerously Based

include me in screencap pls

>tfw I will never be this good

It was a different time
It was a different time