CAESAR WEAK

The second is pure Ape Kino.

I would say it's the best in the trilogy

The chimp would just rip off your hand at the joint, bite off your dick and begin eating you while you're alive.

It's the best one

this, chimps are freakishly strong

Caesar dropped him

>WHITES TOGETHER, STRONG

I remember reading in one of Grizmek's books that a chimp escaped from a zoo in Germany and ended up falling off a third story building, landing on it's head on concrete. The little shit just jumped up like nothing happened and kept running off.

It would shrug it off, use its retard strength to pummel you down, and bite around your face probably blinding you by ripping out your eyes

At this stage I would turn the chimps' anger into a weapon against itself, pull guard, assume a body triangle and land hard elbows from the bottom until knocking it unconscious.

Not fucking difficult, lad.

Grappling is a horrible idea against something that will just bite the fuck out of you with giant canines.

>assume a body triangle

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How is it going to be able to bite me when I've already KO'ed it limp by elbowing it in the skull mate?

Absolute monkino, how did Caesar have that much charisma bro's.
Also still the best CGI with Davy Jones

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>JAMIE WEAK

You can’t knock a chimp unconscious retard that’s a problem caused by the human skulls position and shape due to bipedalism
Chimps don’t have this problem with their huge neck muscles and the shape of their skull

>user LOVE MEMES
>MORE THEN MOVIES

>As St. James confronted the chimp, the six-two former running back turned to find a second chimp — also a male, this one older and bigger — bearing down on him as well. With both hands, he pushed the bigger animal. Both chimps pounced. One of the animals grabbed him in a bear hug before chomping into the bone above his right eyebrow. He then stuck his finger in St. James's right eye, gouging it out. The same animal clamped his teeth onto St. James's nose, biting it off, as the other chimp chewed away at St. James's fingers. In the melee, one of the chimps dug in his claws and ripped the skin off the right side of St. James's face, causing it to flop over and cover his left eye, temporarily blinding him. One of the primates sunk his teeth into St. James's skull. He then closed his jaws on St. James's mouth, ripping off his lips and most of his teeth. St. James tried to put one of his hands down the animal's throat, but the chimp just kept chewing on it and chewing on it, and he couldn't get it out. St. James fell to the ground, no longer able to defend himself, and for at least five minutes, the mauling continued as he lay helpless. One of the chimps gnawed on his buttocks and bit off his genitals. They ravaged his left foot, leaving it shredded.

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I absolutely guarantee in a grappling situation the average human would be able to tie a "chimp" in knots, submitting it fairly easily.

Koba did nothing wrong

You have to be of comparable strength to submission hold. A chimp has so much more explosive muscle strength that it could just power through your hold, and even if you dislocated an arm it would keep fighting in rage mode.

Also, like the above post, a chimp's hands are strong enough to grab a handful of your flesh and tear it out like ripping off a chunk of baked chicken. Grapples will not turn out well for a human.

Except I don't give it the chance to activate "rage mode" mate because I assume a body triangle and unleash spinning elbows to the dome, easily neutralising it.

how the fuck was the CGI in this movie so good compared to shit like endgame

mma is pussy bullshit compared to fencing.

You may as well talk about how you would be elbowing a leopard as it mauls you to death, you are going to be torn to shreds before your strikes even do anything. All fight goes out after your balls get bitten off

How does a chimp bite my balls off when I've got it locked up in my guard lad?

How are you going to get and keep the chimp in a guard?

>Get the chimp in a guard, fuck yeah it's dumb head can't reach my balls

>Chimp reaches with it's long arm and tears off your balls

AAAAIIIIIEEEEE CHIMP-SAMA SPARE MEEEE

The chimp would end up gassing itself out after I keep it at range with my jab, so by the time I decide to pull guard on the chimp I will essentially be able to rag-doll it into a number of submission manoeuvres.

Lol he’s baiting you you fucking redditor

And?

fucking kek!

That's rough man. One chimp is bad enough, but two of the fuckers dogpiling on you? You're done.

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Chimps are like single digit bodyfat. You would break your own hand on the first punch and then he would pounce on you and proceed to rip your face out like a heated ice cream scoop through room temperature sherbet.

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A lot of pussies itt afraid of a monkey. Man up son. I could take any chimp.

ITS HAPPENING PLANET OF THE APES IS HAPPENING HOLY SHIT BROS

Yeah, you'd take its dick in your ass as long as it wanted you to.

>but somebody is WRONG on the internet!

Spread them cheeks for me human boi

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I unironically love internet tough guys. Never stop boasting like a faggot on chinese cartoon forums m8

This reads like a dwarf fortress combat log

I sure hope that user is just pretending to be stupid. A chimp would brutally kill the average man. It wouldn't even be fazed by your attacks.

I unironically love newfags who get baited this hard. Never stop lurking you stupid fucking bitch.

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>OP FAGGOT
>user...Faggoter

umadfaggot?

They say we evolved from monkeys, but I think it's safe to say we are the lesser evolved species.

>They thought it resembled a Grizzly Bear attack, and couldn't believe a chimpanzee was capable of such violence. Primatologists like Jane Goodall were not, however. Their violence is well documented - especially in males. Jane Goodall was beat by one particularly violent chimp named Frodo, who went on to steal and eat a 14 month old baby that was (against regulations) brought into the Gombe National Park.
what fuck

Take your stinking paw off me you damn dirty ape!

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frodo never really got over losing the ring

>No!
>silence
>hits him
>puts stun thing up in the air
>NO!
>apes start chimping out
>NO!
So fucking kino

i didnt understand how immersed i was in that scene until i realized that i reacted as if i just saw an actual ape speak

That's the best one
2 > 1 >>> 3

There's really no valid reason not to exterminate them.

It‘s one of the few film franchises made by actually competent directors who didn’t blow all their budget on expensive actors and wanted them to look excellent.

YYYYYAAAAAMMMMMAAATTTEEEE
CHIMP-DONO PLEASE KISS MY WIFE