Imbeciles

They couldve taken a break from their trafficked asian sex slave children.

>it’s real

>i'm sorry i raped little kids
any proof of this are you just going to autisitically post spirals and references to pizza

Don’t go outside anymore bros, It’s not worth it.

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he's faking his death. the pedo allegations are about to come out, and he's seizing the opportunity to get the hell out of dodge so that any attempts to defame him will be seen as disrespectful and slanderous since "he's not here to defend himself".

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Good goy

NY or Wpg Jets? Actually know what? Doesn't matter

anyone with a job in hollywood has raped at least one kid

first case of coronavirus reported in my state, goodbye frens, we'll meet in heaven soon.

NOOOOOOOOO NOT MUH FAVOURITE CELEBRITINO

God is punishing him

RUN, FOREST, RUN!

>he's faking his death.
Where the fuck is T. Hanks going to hide though? Even kalahari fucking bushmen have seen Forest Gump.

well that kinda sucks

There's an island in Japan he can go to

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Maybe he can take over Saul Goodman's shifts at Cinnabon when he goes to ground

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>dolan

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maybe this is what it takes to get Disney to stop milking Toy Story

How do we not have a cure or vaccine for this thing yet?

F

Because real life isn't like the movies and even if they discovered one tomorrow there are all kinds of hoops it needs to jump through before its even ready for human trials, let alone wide spread distribution.

Because it's a super bioweapon that got out accidentally

nooooooo, not the actorinos!!!!

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Jews

Pray for his quick death. No one wants him to suffer.

At least 6 months before any vaccine is developed. Have fun

Tom just trying to get into character for Philadelphia 2

kek

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Evolved cure resistance.

>mask over another mask
why does he wear it?

nigga when has that stopped anyone? Michael Jackson comes to mind

>tfw finally got a mediocre 40 hour week job for 12.50 after months of no calls
>Corona virus hits
Hopefully it doesn't get worse or something like my store gets fucked by someone going to public places and managers start dropping.

or has watched someone else "dating" kids on parties

>Michael Jackson comes to mind
michael jackson was (born) black, and was not apart of the elite like Epstein and Hanks. They go after people like him. they don't protect him.

tom has the beetus?

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WHY CONTAIN IT?

>Mods deleting Tom Hanks threads

get a grip faggots this is important news.

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>ENTIRE NBA SEASON SUSPENDED
HOLY FUCK ITS ALL CRASHING DOWN

lmao you have no idea how any of this works. You have no idea, you're a stupid little monkey arent u? stupid little thing hahahaha you have no idea stupid little monkey, monkey monkey monkey........ tsk tsk tsk

The Hollywood elite will try to silence everyone that is bursting to expose them now. Tom is just to show them that they don't fuck around and don't care how much money you made them.
And you will be able to tell the outlines of the orgy ring by following the trail of the spread of the virus. They didn't know they were deceived when they fucked the Chinese model. The symptoms only show after 2-4 weeks. Imagine how much sex they had since then. How many others they infected.
They will now have to hide that they have the virus, otherwise they expose that they are part of the orgy ring. It's basically like being bitten by a vampire. If you try to get the vampire arrested for turning you, you out yourself as another vampire and face the mob.

>no Apollo 13 sequel

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There's not a single "superstar" under the age of 50.
Corona will demolish hollywood.

>/x/ still freaking out over something less deadly than the common flu
you are embarrassing yourselves. nothing will happen

No human vaccine has ever been successfully created for any coronavirus. China began human trials of a potential vaccine for SARS 15 years ago and then never mentioned it again, so you can assume that the test subjects died horribly.

Watch Tom Cruise be completely fine or maybe even curing the thing altogether

YOU FUCKERS SAID THIS WAS A NOTHINGBURGER AND NOW LOOK AT WHAT HAS HAPPENED

Hanks was in Australia filming a movie. Here's a link to the cast of that movie, which means that these names may have also been exposed:

imdb.com/title/tt3704428/fullcredits?ref_=tt_cl_sm#cast

Red shoes. Pumpkins

JUSTICE
DEATH TO THE PEDOS

Because China’s government is fucking evil and made something that could eradicate humanity in the long run just so they could get that #1 spot for a short time.

rita who

It's at least 20x deadlier across all age groups fucking retarded faggot.

People who travel a lot have a higher risk of getting it

t. doesn't understand viruses or the fact they have the entire genome mapped out already

lowest iq board by far. based swaglord

Both had sex with minors, can't say I feel too bad about this.

but kills like 1% of the people

On the bright side the government is covering all co-pay costs for the virus and providing financial assistance for anyone affected by it.

Where this sticky???

SARS died out which defunded all vaccine research, SARSv2 really took off though and a vaccine will come as soon as some elite billionaire pedo catches it.

But it's real user

So I have like a 0.1 chance of dying now, got it

Why bother? It will just rile up the anti-vaxxers. Let the virus do its thing naturally like everyone always claims is best for them.

>stabilizing out before it even reaches the levels China had

big nothing burger, stop losing sleep over this

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Cast it

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welp

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>elvis
>the basketball kid from ned declassified is playing him

fuck off Yas Forums

Chuck is going to fuck and suck you so hard

Man, those comments...
>white people rushing to find a cure for coronavirus after finding out that Tom Hanks has it
amazing how the disease always makes everything part of their propaganda

Plus permanent lung and testicular damage and continuous resurgence due to no immune system response.

>I have corona
>*Peter Griffin laughs in the theatre*

heh

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loser

Statistics can be manipulated, user. Also, for a statistic to be recorded someone first must be tested.

Fake news. Vaccine research continued long after, but never went anywhere. Here's a study from 2012 using mice, for example:

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3335060/

no shit. im talking about the replies

>>mask over another mask
>why does he wear it?
He wears a mask over his mask so people know that it is okay to remove the first mask, but not the second because it would be extremely painful.

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shut up faggot

>therefore trust the numbers we came up on Yas Forums and /x/
no. they wouldn't be able to hide it if it was much larger

Calm down snowflake.

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It will die when the temperature gets hot.... if it’s anything like SARS

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WHITE PEOPLE DON'T GET INFECTED ! ONLY ASIANS!

Why are you gay?