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>8pm-10pm: Tommy's Story
>Tommy wants to lose weight so he can marry his fiancee and have the life he always dreamed of with her, but to break the cycle of pathological eating that left him nearly bed-bound, he'll have to face a piece of his past he always kept secret
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Confess this week's food sins.
We eatin'
SNACKS SNACKS SNACKS SNACKS SNACKS NIGGA
Err'body gettin'
FAT FAT FAT NIGGA
so it's same time this week, DST didn't fuck with the schedule?
Ordered two 10" pizzas from Schlotzsky's (Wed 2 for 1 deal)
Don't mind me just getting home for fatkino
i have been eating a high amount of vegetables but at night ill binge eat like 700 calories because im still hungry.
I'm coming ma!
Bingo user here. I made one change to the board.
Out
>Need to use grabby sticks to pick up things
In
>Video call with Dr. Now
If my fatbros have any suggestions for other changes you would like to see post them.
When my pants feel tight, I cut bread and shit for a week or two. How do you not hit rock bottom emotionally and mentally being dragged behind a truck in the dead of winter, because you can't put the fucking Twinkies down?
I want to know what's in the yowling chasm in their brains, but I don't at the same time.
USUAL OP HERE
SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS
AHHHHHHHH
I'M SORRY I FORGOT
hunger pangs will go away, don't give in
>he'll have to face a piece of his past he always kept secret
i'm going to go out on a limb here and say he was raped
does it matter? if it's an NA show shouldn't nothing change
Doing god's work, bingo user.
i dont think anything changes senpai
Hellew, how's everyone doin tonight?
Usual OP has a serious drinking problem and has likely been on a bender since the time change.
I'm in NA but my retarded computer doesn't get time online so it's an hour behind right now, When I set my time to update online it fucking breaks everything because its a pirated windows. I was planning on making the thread in 40 minutes but I was an hour out of whack, thus I missed it
Plus I'm already a little bit drunk
>fiancee
HOW?
God, i hate this marble mouthed ghetto fatty.
>Plus I'm already a little bit drunk
user you need to get help you have a serious problem
How's Corona-Chan treating your neck of the woods, bros? 2 cases in my state which are both in my town. I'm worried for my parents.
I liked grabby sticks but I understand
5 cases in my county
for a second, i thought the curb was going to tip over her wheelchair!
They couldn't not eat the bats and it fuck over the rest of the world.
I'm in Italy, and they announced the lockdown like 5 hours ago.
It's now illegal to leave the house unless it's for groceries, every single restaurant, club or non-supermarket place has to stay closed.
I was the user who originally suggested grabby sticks be added. I am devastated and eating my feelings now.
Di..Did you buy enough toilet paper?
based go buy some booze and chips and get shitfaced since you have the next few days off at least
4 tall boy beers and a bag of corn chips
>lost 20lbs since November
>bodyfat went up 3%
Wtf lads
I live in the US state of Georgia. There are 2 confirmed cases in a county 138 miles from my county.
Is it starting in 12??
six pack of corona and large cheese pizza with a a toppping I won't say so that the pizza industry/cia can't narrow down who I am
I'll share a corona with you, sorry to hear that man.
I'm sorry guys but it was never picked once so far this season. Now watch the guy tonight use grabby sticks.
So I did some research about Lola's clinic last week. Apparently she charges double what Dr. Paradise charges. And she's a psychologist while Dr. Paradise is a licensed psychiatrist.
I think Lola charges $400 a session while Dr. Paradise charges $200 a session. Lola also works with her sister or somebody from her family.
yeah in 9 min from this post
>200% pussy tax
Ate a bunch of Korean twinkies. They're originally $3.99 but got marked down to $0.99 so I bought a ton of them since they were $0.09 each. Very strawberry.
>>Tommy wants to lose weight so he can marry his fiancee
why dont I have a gf? is it because I'm not 600 lbs?
dammit you tricky americans why have you started dst so early almost missed my 600 kino.
me neither but I'm just not a good person desu
>5 cases in your country of millions
shit bro you're done for
eat whatever you want, it won't matter anyways
Incels were BTFO earlier this season by one of the participants
>almost 800 lb negro
>spends all day eating McDonalds, playing Switch and shitting in a plastic bag
>still had a gf that was madly in love with him
I just ate an entire pizza
FL here I think there are 28 cases. Luckily none are in my county yet
2 fails in a row, will we get a winner tonight boys?
peekaboo
Time for fatties!
I think literally every guy on the show either has a gf/wife or gets one as the show progresses.
I missed last week. Did I goof?
Lola is not a psychologist, she's a licenced therapist, and is getting a low effort Ph.D from an online university, to be a psychologist. Dr. Paradise, besides being a hobbit, is an actual MD, with Ph.D, and can write scripts.
You really suck at research if you didn't see the lack of "Ph.D" in her resume.
jesus
how the fuck do these people afford enough food to keep themselves at 600 pounds? they certainly cant work at the weight
It's crazy. Psychology is a meme degree, but Lola manages to turn it into $400/hr. Meanwhile Dr. Manlet studied more and put in more hours learning medicine and he gets paid "peanuts" in comparison because he's a manlet.
We've got 9 cases in PA, all the way on the other side of the state near Philly.
I mean, she was an obese troglodyte
I have a learning disability and I read this stuff last week. Also I was drunk and hungry.
hi welcome to Jollibee how can I help you?
>country
i didn't say country
Democrat funbux (welfare) plus they usually have an enabler or two buying them tons of food and paying all their bills. The welfare really adds up if they have kids and get on disability.
being 600 pounds is an american right, read the constitution
He was black and she was white. She also flew halfway across the country to meet him and take care of him.
Downside was she can't drive.
last week was boring, just another fat woman who says she'll show dr now but doesnt lose weight until 3/4's in episode
Our supermarkets are still well stocked and get stocked daily even under pandemic laws, I'm not in danger of running out of anything for now.
>the next few days off at least
I work online for a company that's not situated in Italy, so no.
It's actually a good thing though, there's millions of people who don't know how they're going to pay rent now that they're not allowed to go to work
i hope we get some top tier food eating kino this episode
>tfw on a pepsi kick
spicy bucket
Lola isn't a psychologist. Yet. She's studying to be one, from an online university.
And, judging from user's lack of research skills and failed to figure even that out, I doubt the numbers he posted are even accurate.
>fried chicken and spaghetti
why
Fuck yeah, made it just in time. Sup /fatkino/ bros
>first two streams failing me
shieeeet
Be honest fellas. You ever seen a fat chick on this show that you'd smash?
3 in my county announced this week
14 cases in the city apparently, classes cancelled next week and to be online starting the week after at my university.
>county
I forgot Americans used that word.
Also Coronavirus affects the obese and diabetic way more. So chances are high fatties here are more prone to it and have a higher chance of dying from it. Follow Dr. Now's diet plan, fatties.
is it just me or is the audio on a few of these streams fucky?
same
In his defense a shed is basically a mcmansion he can shop in the kids section and a happy meal is a feast
6 cases in county FL
MIchelin Man
This dude is a fucking janny no doubt
There is no evidence of this, chimp brain, stop trying to create /pol "happenings" in our comfy fatty thread.
>AYO SHE'S STILL GOTS SOMETHIN
>muh laygz ache
that is sort of upsetting people on welfare should be subject to weekly surprise inspections to make sure they are not misusing it dont like it? get a fucking job
So how does she charge so fucking much despite being so underqualified? She's basically a "friend" for hire to talk to.
Dunno if I'd smash but the autismo fat girl who had an online relationship with the 700 lb black guy a few episodes ago was adorable, I'm still mad at the nigger brother in law for making her cry
LOLA CONFIRMED
How the fuck do you even know how much she charges? Stop sperging with a complete lack of evidence.
Insurance pays
ustvgo's audio is choppy.
IT'S RUINING MY KINO EXPERIENCE!!!
>black therapist
kino
tommy was raped or is gay?
dude, she was fucking disgusting
she looked like a potato with stick legs and a goblin head on the top
Oh shit right it's starts an hour early now. Almost forgot about it.
is this your first time here fren?
>here is your janny bro
>so I just focus on the important areas to clean
Dr. Now is going to tell this dude he smells like shit
>socks in the shower
based
Which forum does this neckbeard post on?
My money is on /vg
DOES THIS NIGGA HAVE A TONGUE PIERCING
TOMMY IS AN ONION. ONIONS GOTS LAYERS
>Tommy Johnson
>2 first names
Trashy people with trash names.
>socks in the shower
>I wok 7 to 9 moderating an imageboard
There was one slam piggy on last season's Family by the Ton that could get it.
/lgbt/ dis nigga gay af senpai
On Sunday I ate ate 6 double cheeseburgers, 4 large fries, 4 apple pies, 2 iced donuts, 1 Strawberry Milkshake, 1 Chocolate milkshake and a box of chicken tenders and a box of 20 chicken nuggets. All one sitting. A mistake, even for me.
streams are all sorts of fucked
>there's millions of people who don't know how they're going to pay rent now that they're not allowed to go to work
Their fault for living from pay to pay rather than having an emergency fund saved up.
grilled bologna and cheese is a pure kino though so I'm feeling Tommy here anons
>broadcast suspended
LET ME INNNNNNNNN
just roku it using your friend's cable subscription
Yeah they're pretty shitty today.
I think from now on I'll just download the episode and watch it that way with the thread. But ad breaks will fuck with the time for streams.
>Fat white neckbeard
Either gonna make it easy or crash and fucking burn. No inbetween.
A STICK!
Are these streams all bad for anyone else tonight?
If he says he was raped...
>there's no evidence of this
But there literally is. Coronavirus affects the fat and diabetic more than normal people.
socks in shower?
>I know I have a problem but I wont stop
bruh
how the fuck do they all get crap at the same time
HIS HEAD LOOKS FUCKING SHOPPED ON IN THE PICTURE
is there any stream that's working and has good audio?
Burnt-ass sandwiches
Weren't you full after like the 4th burger?
yep
damn the fiance should be on this show too
>Texas toast bologna sandwiches
looks like dog shit
>It's hard to stop!
user that's racist, do you want 43% of all african americans to starve?
RAPED
First, second and fourth and completely dead for me. 3rd and 5th play but with extremely garbled audio. I've been watching with Yas Forums for a while and this has never happened before.
>i cant start eating less on my own
>i need a doctor to tell me to start eating less before i even try
REEEEEEEE MY SOUND IS FUCKED UP ON THE STREAM
This would make a fucking top album cover
>600+ from bolonga and cheese sandwiches
Literal goblin baby, kek
Film that shit, put it on youtube and make mad muckbang bucks
>start my exercise routine again
>walk the track daily
>there's a Mexican lady who walks to and looks at me such contempt
This is part of the trial, bros. I must not let her spiteful gaze deter me.
But user, it’s pretty tasty, especially if you fry up the bologna a bit.