>zombie film
>characters have no idea what a zombie is and just gives them different names
Zombie film
William Hall
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Liam Perry
>characters come up with a really lame name for the zombies
Lincoln Walker
>THEY'RE NOT ZOMBIES
>THEY'RE INFECTED
Gabriel Sanders
If the characters are aware of what "zombies" are it instantly becomes meta and ironic. This is a lazy way to avoid that self referential trap, by having the events take place in a universe where there is no pop culture saturation of "zombies."
Jackson Adams
>zombie film
>man is true monster after all
Julian Peterson
>WALKERS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Joshua Gutierrez
>zombie film
>religious guy is overly paranoid and deluded thinking its God's punishment
Owen Taylor
Then do something interesting with the zombies that changes the rules from what would be expected. That way it won't be "meta and ironic".
Alexander Carter
>the infected
>walkers
>ghoulies
>the undead
>growlers
>the rot trot
>brain munchers
>roamers
>muertos
>biters
>the undead formerly known as alive
Carson Jackson
>zombie film set somewhere in North America
>Food is somehow really fucking hard to get
>People kill each other over cans of beans
Nicholas Richardson
>outbreak is never explained
The fucking first zombie movies did it. Why can't they do it nowadays?
Connor Sanchez
Why waste 2 minutes of valuable movie time setting up some explanation? We've got 2,225 lines of awkward teen romance to squeeze into 2 hours.
Jack Roberts
>zombie film presents itself as gritty and realistic
>there's not a single femzomb walking around with her tits out
Jacob Russell
The mystery is appealing. Although it's probably done out of laziness.
Jaxson Nelson
you've never killed a man for a can of beans?
Noah Gray
>Black Ops 1
>pentagon
>macnamara: sir the pentagon has been breached!
>jfk: zombies
Kino desu
Jaxon Carter
>zombie film
>only hope for a cure is blood from a little girl who learned she was immune after being bitten
Asher Brooks
>Black Ops 3 ported every single black ops maps
>except Defcon
Henry Collins
>characters know about zombies from movies
>none of the tropes help them survive
Brayden Cooper
>They're not zombies in this tv show/movie, they're called Shamblers™
Henry Powell
>zombiez dripping blood everywhere
>choking on blood noises
>MAYBE WE CAN SAVE THEM DONT KILL THEM
Colton Young
>not once are we shown a zombie brothel where femzombs are gussied up with make-up and wigs and restrained so men can fuck them
Jordan Cooper
500 bucks its the overzealous ones that says this
Isaiah Clark
>zombies are shown to be easy to kill
>however they managed to spread all over the place even with military around
Aiden Scott
Jeremiah Jenkins
I mean the power behind zombies are their numbers. Depending on the viral infection, it could reach pandemic levels
Joseph Brooks
>zombie can't even walk and trip over themselves
>limbs falling off
>but somehow when they grab onto a person they have the strength of Hercules to overpower the human
Hunter Harris
if a couple of schmucks with pistols can take down dozens of them why cant soldiers with bigger guns just mow them down?
Eli Gray
kino
Tyler Rodriguez
>zombie ontop of character leaking his salvia and blood all over his face, until he gets shot and even more fluids splatter all over protag
>oh good he didnt bite you, you would have been infected
Seriously why does nobody in zombiemovies even bother to wear hazmat suits or such? They could fucking lick the zombies off all day and not get infected, but fuck, one bite and its over.
Cameron Lee
>Infected people fall ill
>All get rounded up at first
>They die en masse and come back relatively quickly
>They bit some healthy people
>Process repeats
Ryan Young
In the retarded book thats World War Z its because "the Militaries were fighting them like regular enemies, not aiming for the head" or some such horseshit. As if a tankround wouldnt explode their brains just fine
John Stewart
>Seriously why does nobody in zombiemovies even bother to wear hazmat suits or such?
BUT MUH FACE TIME FOR THE CAMERA.
Ryder Wood
It's even more stupider in TWD. Apparently everyone has the zombie virus but you don't turn into a zombie until you die. But a scratch or a bite from a zombie will kill you (even a tiny scratch on the arm means you're dead). Makes no sense.
Owen Robinson
I hate that shit too. The only zombie movie I can think of that acknowledges that is 28 Days Later.
>inb4 some autist says they're not really zombies
Thomas Lopez
I think it makes more sense if the zombies spawned from a large concentration of dead people like a morgue or graveyard but some movies all it takes is one person infected for everything to go to shit
William Roberts
>Kino
No, that's Five
Jaxon Young
>we cant shoot the fat wellzombie cause that would infect the well the fat zombie has been marinating in for weeks now
Almost as dumb as Pacific Rims "No we cant just orbbital bomb the Monsters, their blood will destroy the oceans" so they instead fucking punch and chainsaw them.
Jace Lopez
Corona started with one guy eating bat soup or something right? Look how nuts thing are about a month in already.
Caleb Phillips
>obvious trope in movie
>pull this face at the stranger sitting next to me for the remainder of the movie
Owen Robinson
Because it doesn't always matter. Including superfluous material in fiction is how retards write. Everything should have a purpose. In The Last of Us, it's explained because it connects to the climax of the game and informed the character and world design (fungus everywhere). In The Walking Cringe, the story is really about the drama and conflict between the living people, so explaining what caused the plague isn't really relevant.
Nathan Taylor
Which zombie maps are most kino?
>kino
>call of the dead
>ascension
>mob of the dead
>der rise
Benjamin Sullivan
>Nobody ever chains up a zombie and sucks on it's zombie penis
Owen Baker
>watch translated zombie movie
>in the original some peopel call zombies "geeks" after the freakshow act
>dumb translators only know the word in the "i'm a geek lol" sense
>so in the translation characters are calling zombies "brainies"
kinda works, but still
Easton Allen
>mob of the dead
ew
Nathan Garcia
>zombie film
>the military ends up being the bad guy psychos
Oliver Torres
I've done it lots of times. In DayZ
Adam Cooper
>zombie film
>no Paladin hero to smite the undead
Juan Taylor
If they were competent, it would ruin the tension.
Daniel Powell
>smite first always
>detect evil second never
wtf
Brandon Evans
>token retard keeps a pack of zombies who are people he previously knew because he believes they might cure them
>he either intentionally betrays the main cast or they get loose somehow
Isaac Nelson
what ps3 game is this?
Grayson Fisher
That's something I've always wanted to see in a Zombie movie.
You barely ever hear about the Church's involvement in the whole thing.
Camden Price
looks like metro 2033 or one of the sequels
Nolan Sanders
what are they going to do? throw holy water at them?
Julian Evans
>throw holy water at them?
Couldn't hurt to try.
Liam Price
You were sitting next to me in Blood Father
Jaxson Turner
Besides Rhodes abandoning his men at the end he wasn't ever wrong. Just in a shit situation doing the best he could manage with the little he had.
Isaac Thompson
You headshot 10k people in a day and let me know how it goes. There’s 312k people in my city and probably 150 dudes on the air base. Also about a thousand firefighters, police officers, swat, and armed security guards. Discounting home guns (which is a huge fucking discount) that’s a FUCK ton of people to kill. AND you’re gonna be poppin a lot of people you know. Plus pets can probably be infected so you’re gonna have a bunch of rampaging dogs too. I don’t know why you think it’s easy to shoot a bunch of people in the head.
Brayden Davis
That’s different tho. Mode of infection is direct via aerosols. Zombies have to fuckin run at you and bite/scratch you. WAY easier to cough on someone
Robert Ross
That's a nice idea if it's not le reddit ironic. Zombie outbreak happens, people figure out they're weak against holy water, and priests everywhere rise up and start taking them down with the power of christ and h2o.
Andrew Cox
>implying it wasn't the viral lab in Wuhan fucking up thanks to China's already abysmal safety standards allowing an outbreak to occur.
Hunter Johnson
>zombies
Manageable due to slow movement and weak strength. Power in numbers alone means nothing with guaranteed air superiority.
>infected
If they can starve (28 days style) it can be quarantined and fixed. If they can't low chances of survival even with military forces.
>Resident evil B.O.W.
Manageable if military, civilian losses beyond count.
>Return of the Living Dead scenario
Incinerate yourself completely the first chance you get. No hope of victory.
Jason Robinson
>CoD Zombies
Oof. Here's a real list
>No Mercy
>Dead Air
>Death Toll
>Dead Center
>Hard Rain
>The Parish
>Taviana
>Namalsk
>Lingor
>Bedlam
>West London
>Moon Base
>Ravenholm
>New Austin
Jacob Murphy
>Bedlam
Extremely based.
Cooper Nelson
Yes. Viral zombies are boring and completely played out at this point. Give me some evil necromancy zombies and a chad Paladin hero who has been given righteous powers straight from God to smite the wicked and rid the world of evil undead and/or demonic monstrosities.