Fuck this hack. Losing weight isn't as easy as he thinks

It really doesn't help being an asshole to people. Like does he have no bedside manner at all?

>become alcoholic
>appetite is practically non-existent
>digestive tract is so screwed up that it just constantly sends black tar through it
>weight falls right off

>Like does he have no bedside manner at all?
He's doing his job trying to get them to lose weight, not sleep with them.

Did you even watch the video? You fast until you lose 2 lbs minimum, this is typically a day or two, sometimes longer. Then you eat a big meal. And repeat until not fat.

>Dr. Now enters the room
>"Hellllllleeeeeewwwwww..." he purrs, licking his lips lasciviously "How y'all doin'?"
>he winks and sits down
>fatties all flushed and giggling

You don't have to go that far but doctors are supposed to not be complete assholes.

How can you even get fat haha like stop eating as much and work out

It literally says 7 days minimum implying it could happen.

Have you never been around a fat person?
They're in denial or lazy af, they need a rude awakening.
Nicely asking a fat ass to lose weight simply doesn't work.

you just not sticking to da program, you making excuses.

So, who brings you da food?

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is the new season still going?

i hope so, cause its on tonight

Dr Now is fat as fuck himself, why doesn't he take his own advice

Well there's a balance here be pushy but more understanding of the mental issues etc. Really it's not freaking bootcamp

People have fasted way longer than that. How new are you?

stop eating so much

We eatin
SNACKS SNACKS SNACKS SNACKS SNACKS NIGGA
Err'body gettin'
FAT FAT FAT NIGGA

you're right, it's easier

Unironically, why is Dr. Now fat?

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Putting your body in starvation mode actually stores fat, fucking idiot

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The people he deals with actually need tough love, they're constantly in denial and surround themselves with enablers.

Anyone have the Yas Forums new years comics?

You can have a seizure with potential brain damage if you get all your calories from alcohol.

starvation mode is a meme

OP, I need you to lose 300 pound by end of dis thread

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Which year do you want?

Itt fat fucks can't stop stuffing their fat faces and seethe

Not if you drink snake juice, or have plenty of salt to keep your body in ketosis. Then your body will eat the fat. Also like with any addiction, you have to go through withdrawls, so yes, the body initially think you are starving, but that will go away after a day or two, especially the longer you are in ketosis.

>Losing weight isn't as easy as he thinks
It literally is.

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>I’m in starvation mode!

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it's ok for old people to have a bit of fat

>Fuck this hack. Losing weight isn't as easy as he thinks.

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Fat kino tonight lads?

>Consistently helps fatties lose weight
>He has six sense when they cheat
Yeah he sure is a hack fag. Also when is the /fat/ kino thread going to be up?

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and money, i dont get it

Will this affect muscle growth? Can I follow this diet and still lift or run?

Each and every year they've been made. Keep forgetting to save them when they get posted.

Why can there not be any dystopian kinos where fatties rule the world and oppress the skinny underclass?

keep dreaming fatso

>Starvation mode
Now I know you're a fat fuck

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it is when you're like 600lbs
simply eating less melts the weight off

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We are the future! You skinnies will realise it one day when we're putting you in zoos for our children to point and laugh at.

>actually stores fat
How is it storing energy it isn't getting? Be specific.

already had the seizure but the brain scan came back clean
I do feel more retarded than I already was though

at least you can still spell properly

>trying to be nice to a fatass
The only way to get people to stop being fatasses is to bully them hard, why do you think the amount of fatasses spiked when they started cracking down on bullying

When fasting? Bad idea.
When following a keto diet? Absolutely.

FAT PRIDE

>born premature
>bad genetics to boot
>hands and wrists are literally the size of a teenage girls'
>except they have veins and calluses and muscly compensations running all through them so they look much more freakish than dainty
>eat like a bodybuilder, 200g protein a day, 3000 calories, lift weights, etc, to keep them healthy and mobile and pain-free
>why you eat so much?

Fuck you. Some of us eat a lot because we are small as fuck and have to compensate. And again, to reiterate, reemphasize, restate and regurgitate: FUCK YOU. ONE LAST TIME FOR THE BOYS AT HOME:

FUCK THIS DEMENTIA-BOUND CUNT FACE AND FUCK HIS GAY ASS UNFUNNY FUCKING MEME

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he's fair with people when he first meets them
neither positive or negative, just calm and objective
he only starts going in on the fat fucks when they start making excuses

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>i lost the recipe
>i lost the copy of it
>i lost the email with the recipe
>a year passed and gained two lbs
>episode still ended on a good note

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dont listen to fasting will not affect your muscle growth. and keto is the bitch diet. you dont need to eat if you are fat

Losing weight is like lifting weight.
It might not be easy, but it's so simple a retard can see how it's done.

Nigga your fat. Not the fat that you are eating.

user delivers.

It's difficult when your patients are fat cunts who don't listen to a word you say

tonight's episode is pretty fun, tommy, the dr yells at the wife who's also fat

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>make up scenario in your head where dr now would tell an underweight patient to stop eating so you can hate him
you got shit brain genetics too

I'm 350lbs and don't see why I should change just to fit into this world.

Julius actually posted on Yas Forums about this too. Truly based.

how old are you?

that redhead to the left, mace for bbc
imagine the black powerful semen dripping out of her pussy mmm

So during a period when it's not getting any energy whatsoever, the body will build up reserves of energy that are dedicated to being used in periods it's not getting any energy?

19.

Do you think you'll change your mind after you get a foot amputated?