STOP FUCKING LAUGHING BITCH
STOP FUCKING LAUGHING BITCH
Ethan Garcia
Gavin Brown
>story starts off as a cute story about an awkward girl
>OH BY THE WAY SHE HAD SEX WITH OTHER MEN BEFORE
>story still plays out like she is a cute awkward girl
Julian Green
I can't post the pic because gay board but she has god tier boobies.
Cameron Morgan
yeah, that kinda irked me too. It felt out of place, like trying to establish "oh, of course she had sex, what, did you think she's some sort of creepy incel woman?"
Mason Ward
white dicks are laughable
Matthew Nelson
More like: She tried, but it wasn't her thing. That explains why she is into adventure time stuff instead of whoring around.
Camden Torres
It's sad that you need to specify that
Luis Cook
I like how this board treats this scene like she's mocking the guy for not being good in bed but in the context of the movie it's about how she can't feel connected to people and things like sex are so foreign to her that she can't actually get interested in it
She's basically the most Yas Forums girl ever to be the female lead in a movie
Christian Barnes
While that scene plays out the narrator says "Amelie has never experienced loved. She tried once or twice but it never worked out". And you can also hear her breathing heavily/moaning and not laughing.
Caleb Carter
>instead of whoring around
Do women just not have the capability of thinking about stuff? Do they need to do things to find out whether they'd enjoy them or not?
Evan Cruz
And the very next scene the narrator says "to make up for it, she enjoys the small things in life like stone skipping"
Eli Walker
>things like sex are so foreign to her that she can't actually get interested in it
Still she had the need to go and take a footlong up the cavern
Matthew Stewart
Why didnt he just pin her legs back and start slobbing all over her buttholes and pusy? I bet she'd stop laughing then
Nolan Murphy
This
Samuel Perez
Almost like society places a lot of importance on it
Ian Anderson
How was the writer supposed to predict incels becoming a thing in the future?
Jacob Turner
Why do plebs hate Amelie?
Jackson Mitchell
and they wonder why i beat them
Connor Gray
I don't care about sex, I'm an autismo with no interest of sticking my dick into anything or receiving anything in my anuus.
Justin Clark
what's wrong with that? if you are not sexual competant you are probably an unworthwhile human being.
Leo Gutierrez
>in the future
Uh... incels have always existed user.
Joshua Reyes
imagine being so insecure and self-conscious you get angry at a woman not being impressed by another man's 'efforts'
Brody Bell
There's a scene where she runs away in fear of a bunch of negroes in a subway station or whatever.
She doesn't like them just like no one else with any sense likes them. She's laughing because her autism makes her find him heaving away at her with such sincerity absurdly funny.
Nathaniel Baker
Amelie suffers from "Dave Matthews Band Syndrome"
People hate Dave Matthews Band not because they hate the band, but because they hate the fanbase. Amelie is the same way, they don't hate the movie, they hate the hipsters that love the movie.
But unlike Dave Matthews Band, Amelie is actually a quality movie
Sebastian Allen
Really?
Liam Clark
I...I don't believe you....
Cameron Gray
that guy is clearly not white though
Henry Gray
He's French, they can be like that.
Hunter Reyes
It's the guy breathing heavily, she's not laghing but she's not enjoying the sex.
Colton Reyes
>referencing dave matthews band in the year 2020
Angel Johnson
Yes? Why do you think male virginity is shamed but female virginity is not? Women want a man who is sexually competent and can bed many woman, who is desired.
Ryder Perry
This. If you are going for that narrative, then at least have her act like someone who had some experience. There is nothing more annoying than character who supposedly had some experience prior, but they act as clueless kawaii blushing anime virgin girl. This doesn't apply to female characters only, male ones as well. There are cases in which guy had a pussy/ gf/ wife, but he acts like incel who never saw boobs in his life.
Luis Fisher
this
>t. wh*Te gurl
Ian Diaz
I was going to say Imagine Dragons Syndrome but unlike Imagine Dragons, Dave Matthews Band actually has some musical ability involved
Ian Powell
She makes shitty repacks
Kevin Nelson
You can also hear her breathing. It's very girly and not the grunts you hear from men. She's also smiling before she makes the face in the OP.
Robert Anderson
You have no reason not to.
Hudson King
Kek
Chase Phillips
This
Benjamin Johnson
Femcels dont exist tho, the girl you see on r9k are just attention whores
Angel Roberts
well she's not a femcel, she can clearly get laid and has gotten laid, but she's still an autist who can't function in society
Aiden Lee
I cook an egg with a spoon
Blake King
she's acting
Tyler Scott
She has a job, her own apartment, friends and by the end finds love. She's just eccentric/wierd.
Tyler Phillips
She has a job, has friends, a good relationship with her father, and is quick at improvising in social situations. Amélie is miles ahead of your average autist.
She's a manic pixie dream girl, though.
Alexander Kelly
This wouldn't be an issue if it was a black man, though. Silly whites.
Owen Wood
French romanticization of their shit capital is the most annoying thing on earth.
Ethan Green
he's arab
Lucas Gutierrez
>mfw fifteen
Liam Cook
virgins existed
incels are a new breed
Evan Gonzalez
Colton Morris
>caring what a hole thinks
Robert Watson
Camden Sullivan
Kevin Martinez
Robert Martinez
Well, why wouldn't she have? A woman growing up these days may easily experience intimacy, they need only use the proper dating application to achieve this with very little mess or effort.
She need only choose an attractive mate for a large catalogue, wait for him to arrive and escort her, free of charge, to a delicious meal, free of charge, and then enjoy an evening where he flatters and woos her while avidly hanging upon every word she says. Then, with very little prompting he will provide physical intimacy and human comfort for the night and at any point should things turn sour she knows that society and the law will be quick to defend her. There is zero social repercussions for indulging in this and very little health risk.
If men had access to such convenience then there wouldn't be a single male virgin over the age of 14.
So why the hell wouldn't she have been with other men before?
Jose Price
>Once you go white, you never go white again
Juan Gomez
Stop planking on girls and thinking it's sex
Parker Hall
Femcels don’t exist.
Hunter Torres
Shut the fuck up.
Xavier Martinez
Because premarital sex is a sin.
Nathan Morgan
Jordan Anderson
>he doesnt plank his gf to an orgasm
ngmi
Nathan Morgan
Fucking reptile. Cut off at the neck and use her throat as an onahole. Fuck this shit.
Jack Moore
can someone explain why white liberals go on Yas Forums and pretend to be black?
Dominic Morris
Do you honestly believe everyone who wanted to get laid could do it in the past? You sound like an incel yourself lol.
Camden Turner
Mutt's Law
Robert Green
I dunno. There's a lot of weirdos on this site, myself included.
Parker Moore
>doesn't like cute French grils
Are you gay or something?
Grayson Butler
>French
>Not having sex
That's impossible. That's like asking for a fit american.