Why didn't he just build 20 more eyes and establish global surveillance?

Why didn't he just build 20 more eyes and establish global surveillance?

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those things take time to build, also he was part of the eye, if he wanted 19 more eyes he would need 19 more powerful effigies

the tax bills on such a project were beyond even his treasury.

then just cut more articles from the menu

the Eye of Sauron is his Minds Eye, its not a fucking lighthouse you can just make more of.

Why did he only have one Eye and one Mouth? What was the Nose of Sauron doing?

Why didn't he build a satellite and shoot his eye into orbit?

sniffing Galadriel's braps

>wasting time on eyes
why didn't he just build more rings or a super ring to control the one ring, or a big really long magnet

Why didn't Saruman just poison the elves and take their rings?

>imagine

why didnt Sauron get off his fat ass and DO SOMETHING? the entire movie he just hid in his castle like a faggot, no wonder he lost the war.

Because it wasnt a literal eye in the books and Jacksons a fucking retard

just like trump

would smell like a forset during a spring morning after a trickle of rain, with slight hints of peach and roses.

he is not in corporeal form and also last time he did that his finger got cut off and his ring stolen because he reached out to his enemy with his ring hand like a tard

nice

Based make-a-retarded-statement-to-trigger-a-comfy-400-replies-and-137-images-omitted-Tolkien-lore-thread poster

>play lotr mod bringing middle earth to minecraft
>see opportunity to make a banepost
>they take it as serious question
they haven't discovered the magnet

i reckon of the fellowship i could take merry in a fight
i could stretch to pippin if i was drunk and angry

Can't wait for someone to share their unsolicited Ungoliant/Bombadil wikischolar theories.

could female orcs be considered sauron's daughters?

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Why don't the Hobbits have a standing army?

too busy eating and having children

all it would take is 20 good men and the shire would be a gomorrah of debauchery and slavery

like those Saruman's men? :^)

???

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Why didn't he fucking close the mt doom off

based bilbo dabbing at mental midgets

Rent free

Heh

Any other kinae for this feel?

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Why didn't he put more surveillance? Why didn't he have the entrance of Mt. Doom guarded at all time?

The answer to these questions is the same as to how you manage to fall asleep at night with only a common house door guarding you from the freaks of the world.

Lighthouse of Doom wasn't in the novels.

>close active volcano

>he didnt read the book
user...

why didn't he just wear the ring under his gauntlet?

I mean, his fingers got cut off. It's not like it would've saved him from losing the Ring.

then why didn't he invest in better gloves

>tfw no qt orc gf to cuck the dark lord of the rings with
On an unrelated note, what was the first depiction of orcs as being green-skinned? Warcraft? I can't think of anything else predating that.

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imagine being poor, young Dunlending who gets captured by Saruman and thrown into dungeon where he is used by strong, muscular orc women to breed half-orcs
that would be terrible ha ha

Debt.

yes, its from warcraft.

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sorry meant warhammer

i believe warcraft was conceived as a warhammer game, but they didnt get the rights or something like that

both wrong, warhammer fantasy did it first in 4th edition. Warcraft is a rip of warhammer fantasy when GW refused to give them the IP itself.

So which one's the house of Elrond?

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What's even the point of being an evil dark lord if you can't show off your bling?

They developed bombs, why didn’t they just invent a plane and place the eye of Sauron in it ala drone?

cringe

>cringe

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The orcs will riot, they can only handle maggoty bread alone for 3 stinkin' days!

He likes like half of them too much than they deserve.

He meant there's a minority of hobbits he would love to appreciate much more.

Here is canon material.

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english is atrocious

best post

500 years of us autism disagrees with you.

English is the most beautiful language ever created. Only trannies disagree.

>also he was part of the eye
wait, are you saynig he was an actuall homesexual?

No, he was the straight guy on queer eye for the straight guy.

>he would love to appreciate much more.
No he believes he likes them more than they deserve.

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Why didn't Elrond cut down Isildur like the dog he was when he refused to destroy the ring?

Why didn't he just build a wall to keep the hobbits out of Mt Doom? This guy is literally Trump, too stupid to build a wall.

because if he did he propably wouldn't be able to resist ring's effect so he would just killed his bro and achieved nothing except making all Gondorians mad

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defeated in one hit, imagine if all the humans and elves literally just aimed for his hand

those gloves provide no palm or underside protection

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Why didnt he just push him in. Anyone asks he slipped or died of his injuries and fell in.