Gondor calls for financial aid!

>Do you know how the 401(k)s first came into being? They were loopholes once, instituted by the Revenue Act of 1978. Tortured and mutilated, a ruined and terrible form of retirement package. Now...perfected: my corporate 401(k) with a 6% match and a three-year vesting period. Whom do you serve?

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Why didn't the eagles just reset the debt?

>YOU MAY TRIUMPH IN THE MARKETS OF THE NYSE FOR A DAY. BUT AGAINST THE VIRUS THAT HAS RISEN IN THE EAST, THERE *IS* NO REBOUND!

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>let's try tax evasion, that's a good trick

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Based AnCap Tom.

>my dow jones index....where is he?
>....He fell....

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the tax meme babbling is funny, but the real situation is scary. countries will go into recession. Some people here don't even know what that feels like, what 2008 was like, how people's lives were ruined, just like that. and nobody can escape this. my friends are laughing about the stock market. pension funds are suffering too. rates will stay at zero much longer than anticipated. and the worst thing, stimulus can't do shit this time - for the next few quarters at least. hang in there, anons.

collect tax with me, collect and raise them

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stfu

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you too will feel the repercussions.

BOOMERS

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i've already felt them and i am in deep shit, i am waiting for all of this to burn now, i am italian btw

>not actively hoping for the collapse

I sincerely hope you guys pull through. It fucking hurts seeing all the death and devastation. I wish we could just go back to having woke sjw bullshit be our biggest worries.
Every time I catch myself feeling happy or having fun, I suddenly remember our current situation.

The same meme threads every day. ..

Why would a bunch of neets give a fuck we go into a recession, they aren't boomers about to retire with their 401k and houses are way fucking overpriced currently.

and my tax

i honestly don't give a shit and want italy to default , better default now than so subject the young people to an even worse economical future, we were at slave tier before the corona, with the new deficit and debt we might as well raze everything to the ground, italy has been a shitty place for far too long, either you are born rich or you are fucked for life, fuck this country and fuck all old people

I was burn just in time to browse dank memes while Rome burns and that's exactly what I'll do

I have 0 money, so if everyone who has a lot loses it, that's an advantage to me.

If the company's I owe money to go bust I'm debt free so fuck it

prices are inflated, that's true. but not everyone here is a neet. some may have a secure job, but others can be sacked on the slightest suspicion of deteriorating business. also think about the compounding effect of growth. every dollar you cannot earn now cannot be saved and multiply itself over the years. of course, lower stocks are cheap, but you still have to have a job to save cash to invest.

interesting perspective on the default

Fuck investing those cunts deserve this shit

>You’ve already had a bailout.
>We’ve had one yes, but what about our second bailout?

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do you really think that debt disappears just like this? even if a company goes belly up, the insolvency administrator will try to squeeze every penny from the debtors. sorry user.

the poor will pay for the damage done, of that you can be sure.

>interesting perspective on the default
to add on that, the government has just allocated 25 billions of euro to support the industry etc., sure as fuck I won't see a penny and I will be called (and my children, assuming I get to fucking afford them) to pay an hefty price for the very same debt that was made to make sure my employer was comfy in this trying time.
Fuck this country really, default now and federalize.

i know, just read about it a few hours ago. sorry man, i'm feeling with you, austerity policies ruined the southern euro periphery (from Germany btw).

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we'll have another tax thread someday. but this shit is real, and the majority doesn't understand the implications.

LOL who gives a shit. Nobody lives forever.

>not "Bail out with me"

Recessions come in waves, and historically they have occured every 8-10 years. I've been through 3 recessions in my life, and the thing that makes me fucking dumbfounded is how everyone seems as surprised each time, even though all the signs are on the horizon. And like Howard Marks says, chances are things won't be different this time around, so prepare.

In 2007 I sold my house and shorted the markets. I took profit in 2010 and bought a much bigger house.
In July of 2019 I sold my house and sold all my shares, but did not short the market. When it became apparent that the corona virus has become a black swan, I took every fucking penny I had and shorted the shit out of the markets, and my RoI is already at 60%.

I'm going to gradually take profit on the short, and some time in 2022-2024 I'm going to buy an even bigger house.

It's a never ending cycle in the financial markets, and the retards who fail to realize that are the ones who have to declare bankruptcy and have their entire retirement funds wiped out. I feel absolutely no empathy for them. Why? Because they're the same greedy retards who continually says "no, the markets won't and can't go down, ever. it's different this time".

I might as well add that at the beginning of every recession, the exact same thing also occurs;
Bankers in the media who pretend to be your friend tells people that they should sit tight and not sell their shares. And the retards actually believe the banker. Every single time.

What happens in reality? The bankers are out in the media trying to keep the retards from tanking the market before the bankers themselves have been able to unload billions worth of stock. And then the retards will be stuck panic selling for pennies on the dollar to the same bankers at the bottom.

yeah but the dumb money always is late. this is also true for bullish phases in the cycle. thinking about buying some short vol, just for fun.

I wish the debt had never come to me.

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So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the loan that is given us.

don't understand most of this
I'm doomed to be forever poor

OI, I'LL 'AVE YOUR GUTS IF YOU DON'T SEND OUT YOUR W-2 FORMS

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Thanks anons I hadn't read many of these.

I certainly do not envy the next US president, if Trump loses him and his supporters will gloat at how good economy was in his term. But let's keep that out of this thread.

I work for the government backed pension scheme in my country and have been here for 6 years (90% of the company have been here for less), i'm a line manager, relatively senior in my role AND part of a union. Let them fucking try to make me redundant.

The good news is if they make the contracts, we got the solution, the bad news is, Spallanzani is led by greed, I fear they are taking money from Merkel (the pharma company).

It's as simple as; everything that goes up must eventually come down.
The hard part is figuring out where the top and bottom is.

But the thing about retards is that they are greedy. When the market goes up for a long time, the retards start believing that the markets will go up forever. So they buy at the top.
And when the markets goes down for a long time, the retards starts believing that the markets will go down forever, so they sell at the bottom.

Repeat ad infinitum. The rich get richer, while the poor get poorer.

Arise, arise, Investors of Théoden!
Fell margins awake: bankruptcy and recession!
Shares shall be shaken, funds be splintered,
a volatile-day, a red day, ere the DOW rises!
Buy now, buy now, buy ! Invest for ruin and the market's ending!
DEBT! DEBT! DEBT!

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4K Lotr WHEN?

I love these threads but have nothing to add
Have a bump

I don't really want to see the CGI cave troll in any higher resolution, it looks bad enough as it is

I still like the way it looks, maybe you got jaded by the overuse of big grey hunk of meat cgi monster.

Don't have children. The government will be forced to import more shitskins to pay the debt, the shitskins will obviously not pay once they become the majority and raze the country to the ground.

XD EPIC AND ORIGINAL REPLY BRO!!!!

>lets take a one-time funny joke and run it into the ground!
>brilliant
>Yas Forums - Television & Film

Anyone who can trade stock by definition doesn't count as poor.