Why'd he do it bros?

Why'd he do it bros?

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corey haim is really really ugly.

Cause he’s a faggot

He has stock in Crisco.

Because homosexual activity is the most purest form of sexuality you can encounter. Only men truly understand how to pleasure a fellow man. Men have the perfect combination of tenderness and firmness that women can never possibly match. If you truly want to reach enlightenment and sexual awakening then you can only find it through experiencing man on man sexual contact. The ancient Greeks discovered this reality and explored the concept further through finding younger boys to make love with. This is the redpill that feminists and leftists have fought long and hard to outlaw. It infuriates them because it entirely debunks the power females hold over mankind. Think of the most powerful men in the world and what do they have in common? Love for young boys. They have satisfied all of Maslows hierarchy of needs and they found the final endgame in self actualisation. Plato once said "Homosexuality is regarded as shameful by barbarians and by those who live under despotic governments just as philosophy is regarded as shameful by them, because it is apparently not in the interest of such rulers to have great ideas engendered in their subjects, or powerful friendships or passionate love - all of which homosexuality is particularly apt to produce." Think about it.

Residuals for product placement, you are now aware what tiger blood actually is.

What did he mean by this?

This wtf
Talk about low tier boipussy

>Corey haim really ugly
>Canadian

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Corey Haim was an attractive twink by 80s standards. You have to remember this is before Hollywood started hiring literal ladyboys like Ezra Miller.

When I think of Canadian hot guys I can only think of Ryan Reynolds and he's not even a twink, who else is there

Apparently nobody due to your quints.

All the guys were doing it.

He could've tapped virgin Winona cunny, and picked Haim's brown eye instead. What a huge faggot.

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tiger blood

looks like a little boy. you are also a huge faggot

Winona wasn’t really a hot kid like Natalie Portman. She got hot once she was in her late teens.

If they said supposedly "all young actors do this" then why hasn't there been these stories from other aged-out child actors talking about their abuse?

He tricked him dimbass

Because they either suicide, drug overdose, sued and settled for a non-disclosure agreement, and or were so damaged they started to like it. That Open Secret docu said it was still happening and nobody really cared.

Yeah but she’s not hot in that picture. Wasn’t hot till she got long hair and big khazar milkies

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oh no no no!

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enjoy your aids

the goose

can yo blame him? look at that blond haired cutie, id crisco him any day.

>c-charlie p-please not my bum-bum
I would have let him and I would have enjoyed it.

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greeks were against homosexuality. it was just a few of them and it was a persian thing. so you are uneducated about the greeks please stop pretending to know anything about athens just because you like it up your shitty asshole

I wonder if this man knows how famous he has become on this martian boi pucci rating pictograph forum.

he was cute for that epoch
20 years later you had aaron carter
look at his pictures now and he wasn't really that cute
same will happen with justin bieber
30 years later than corey
when people see justin's baby pics in 20 years
they'll say he was ugly too

He's probably pretty old now

Stop appropriating (a word i never in my life thought i was gonna use) anime culture for your pozzed faggotry, faggot. Anime belongs to the wizards and oldfags and no one else

Bullshit both ancient Greeks and Romans were bisexual nations they just didn't have a name for it.

Alexander the Great slept in the same bed as Hephaestion when out conquering and slept with women when home he was even accused of being ruled by Hephaestions thighs. There was a Roman commander can't remember his name it was written that in his youth he told the wives from their men and in his age the men from their wives.

Who do you think Criscoed Leo? Kirk Cameron or Alan Thicke?

>he told
He stole*

So if the Greeks and the Romans ate their own shit you would do it too? Get the (lack of) logic on your statement.

Someone did it to him as well. Pedos reproduced via sexual molestation.

You cant trust a word that comes out of Feldogs mouth. Who decides theyre going to out pedo's but only in a pay per view format?

kys modern

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based
zoomer faggots kys

all weebs should kill themselves

All newfags, all redditors and all niggers should kill themselves

weebs first

>kys modern
kys first faggot

non

>looks like a little boy.
exactly.

Dude, they just slept on the same bed. You're grasping at straws.

It's not very often the spic fucks the Jew.
Take your wins when you can.

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The allure of sweet tight pink bussy is too hard to resist for anyone with a hint of testosterone

Homosexuality wasn’t as stigmatized in the ancient world until proto-Judaism came around in the form of Christianity.

>greeks were against homosexuality.

there was a greek myth where the hero of the story kills a dragon to save his male lover

Boys are so cute

please everyone post their fave as children!

he probably fucked her too

Our boy has no qualms, he's an equal opportunity fucker.
Going by Denise Richards court papers the family dog wasn't even safe.

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david thewlis in total eclipse

Sheen is a jew too

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How did he get away without being raped, did he wear a chastity belt?

Butthurt Athenian Greek fag detected

From Corey Haim's Wikipedia page:

>[License to Drive] featured Haim's signature ad-libbing at its height, of which he said: "It's one of my special things that I feel maybe I was just born with. I can turn a 'Hey, nice to see you' into 'Hey, what's up? What's goin' down, man? Good to see you' and kind of make it more real."

How big of a delusional retard do you have to be to actually believe that fucking up your dialogue like this is considered good acting/delivery?

zues was openly pedo.

In Hollywood, its rape or be raped, so he probably raped a bunch of older men

>without being raped
????