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Paul Bohill?

Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in small-claims. Back then we called him 'Paki Pulveriser' Bohill because he never came out of a property without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.

Most would call him insane, but that is why the High Court trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realised what a monster they created.

You see, most enforcement agents try to reason with the defendent. Not Paul. No, he used knives, clubs, pliers, you name it. After a few jobs I got a chance to talk to him one to one. He was wearing his blood stained hard hat, sunglasses, and stab vest, smoking a cigarette and drinking Johnny Walker Black Label. It was only 7AM, but you NEVER told Paul what he could and couldn't do.

I asked him why he used such violent tactics. He lowered his head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sunglasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.

"I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These goat fucker scum bags don't deserve the mercy of a British council flat, but the slow torturous death at the hands of a British man!"

In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut.

"The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, curry filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real High Court Enforcement Agent at work."

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Love the South African bloke personally
>Oim hee with a Hoya Corta wrut.

Korma nice and mild

>paki comes from a country where his hands would get chopped off for stealing fruit and abuses a first world welfare state

I'm getting tired of these reruns

>Some shitty paki business
>IS NOT MY DEBT
>I NO PAY
>BOSS NOT HERE
>Ok we'll start seizing equipment then
>ok i pay
Every time

reminder they don't actually work directly for the high court, they work for a collection company.

Payments, which means the bank owns the car

so a car loan then, got it, cheers bruv

Deano doesn’t know either

This job must be absolutely depressing, but i bet they're grateful that they're not doing in Detroit or LA

whats depressing about kicking out a bunch of jiggaboos and sandmonkeys from homes they don't pay for?

Seems really sketchy in that they dress like bong cops to give the impression that they're a legal police force but they are actually just mall cops working for the equivalent of a bail-bondsman. How is everything over there illegal but this isn't?

the have a massive problem with people defaulting on payments while under a great deal of protection from the law; these blokes are what happens when the system's patience runs out.

The episode where the Pakis tried to lock them in the takeaway to stop them taking the freezer was great

Norfs usually dont have guns and seldom go full chimpout beatdown

I've read that it's essentially illegal for landlords to evict piece of shit tenants for basically any reason anymore over there. Even if they stop paying, even if they're assholes and tell you they're trashing your place.

Do you think they make the Pakistani immigrants pay for a tely license? No. Of course not.
Do you know why? Because the pudgy coppers know the muzzies will
>Toss acid in their face
>Run them over with a lorry
>Chop them with a machete
>Snackbar them with a b()mb.

Something to think about.

problem is that the longer you've stayed at a plce, the harder it is to evict you, the courts rule more favourably for a POS tenant that's lived in the same place for 5 years and haven't paid rent for 2 years than a 6 month wellbehaved tenant that paid rent a little late one month.

tv license enforcement show when?

I hope BoJangles repeals that nonsense and let the BIG BROADCASTING COCK die.

>because he is the type who thinks paying tax is immoral

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why arent there any tweekers bashing these idiots' skulls in with bats?
>follow repo truck
>wait for stuff
>bash elderly repo-grampa
>now you have someone elses' stuff AND a truck you can trade for more meth
actually, how come more repo-men don't get murdered, in general?

It's Deano coping with being a poorfag and materialist.

i fucking love when the paki army is summoned to scare away the officers. never fucking works

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>when you remember that on top of a nearly 40% income tax, bongs pay a 20% sales tax

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why is british tv so surreal

they only go after old women who forgot to pay, in good neighborhood

>he is the type who thinks paying tax is immoral.
It definitely is if your money is used to fund propaganda meant to demoralize, psyop and ultimately replace you the REAL English citizens of the crown, not to mention everything else they get up to.

I'm surprised none of your limeys have got together your mates (that's what you call friends, right?) and gone up to the palace and killed the old bag.

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you got transaction proof of that?

the old bag doesn't do anything it's a ceremonial role at this point. if she ever declined to sign a bill that went through parliament they could have her ousted by morning

But think about all that cash, user.

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Where's the best place to watch this? Can't find it on any torrent sites and the app doesn't have newer seasons

>mulatto claws typed this post

Deano only thinks it is immoral because he can't buy the new Playstation, iphone, or Fifa with the money he should be using to cover necessities he's that type of mong with finances.

I don't know about new seasons but twitch streamers literally react to entire episodes on youtube for money from thousands of zoomers.

i don't

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because 'the crown' is a whole organization, first of all. secondly you'll get blackbagged, zip-tied and kicked off a cargo plane over the arctic ocean by SAS goons the actual second you pose a credible threat to the crown.
don't fuck with the crown.

cringe

Thanks pal but watching YouTubers/Twitch is gay and not my style. Full episodes or nothing

I'm just having fun referencing a Norm MacDonald bit where he acts like an old sea captain to Stephen Merchant suggesting they kill the queen for cash. Don't kill me SAS.

would they shoot me before throwing me out of a plane?

I was telling you in a roundabout way that there are entire episodes, lots of them, uploaded to youtube. If you're a bong, maybe you've seen em already.

>that episode where they go into an apartment some guy was renting that was filled to the brim with women in every bedroom and he was taking the money they made whoring for himself and not even paying rent
lmao

gamers would have to rise up in that case

There's a really based episode of Can't Pay where they're kicking some muzzie family out of like their third flat they haven't been paying for, the muslim guy is going on a rant about how the British are racist the whole time. They go to a cutaway interview where one of the officers says something to the effect of:
>how dare he act that ungrateful when we're paying for him to scrounge free housing. the council will probably have him in a new flat by next week too. fucking joke system

>brit's always crying about how America is a fascist whatever
>Eviction is literally a privatized business in England/Wales
Freedumb

That bloke is probably black bagged by now for those illegal opinions

Yes England is a shitty rainy Orwellian socialist island that prioritizes the interests of foreigners over its actual native citizenship. That latter part started less recently than the former but Britain has been a generally CCTV filled rapidly declining shithole for decades.

Bin that knife.

Even in school shooterlandia it's required that the Sheriff or his Deputy conduct final eviction. Lmao brits.

>They don't have the money
>Big house, big screen plasma TV at least 65 inch, brand new phone that probably costs £1000 or close
>Tries to make some sort of sob story about how they can't pay and to negotiate another time to collect the money
>Eventually they cave in and give them the money knowing full well they had it on them the whole time wasting the bailiffs time

I hate these cunts the most

>Yas Forumsfag can't keep his euro insults straight
weak

>privatization bad, socialist programs good
At least stick to a narrative.

The conservative Brits come in two flavours:
Working classlets who don't realise they're voting for people who think they're scum, and
People who think working classlets are scum.
The working class group likes American right-wingers, while the middle class group can get surprisingly moralistic and superficially similar to the Labour side of things.