Do men who are good friends really casually walk in front of each other naked?

"Dude, mind sucking my dick? It's ok because we're both straight".

That's literally him in front of himself.

Only the male ones.
Female ones can't because all the landwhales watching will screech about objectification.

As you're Chad how many women have you fucked and how easy is it for you?

exactly.

is there a problem with your penis?
there's nothing to be shy from.

sure, you can even slap their bare ass playfully
just wash your hands after

DID SOMEONE SAY...BROJOB?

I don't really insult other men for their flaws though, so it doesn't really apply to me

No, not really. Sounds like you're trying to project some gay fantasy or something.

Of course it's okay. Yas Forums Chads have know this for years.

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wholesome

If you're in a nudist colony, then yes.

Nah man, my gfs on the chubby side and she has no trouble walking around naked in front of her skinnier lady friends. The sight of her tits actually got one of them horny enough that I came home to them masturbating with each other once. Got a double blowjob out of it. Good times man.

i might start doing now i've gotten over my eating disorder and have put on weight

t. never showered with his friends after sport

Explain three things wrong with that?

oh, good for you

Define chubby. Like siripornstar chubby or some actual fat cunt with those fat cheeks and ugly face? If former, based.

Question - how do I know if the brojob is really a brojob and not a homosexual blowjob?

Only three. When you're very handsome hookups have less appeal because you don't need the external validation, I have no sexual narcissism.

Jabba the Hutt

How much are you laughing at the ridiculousness of the situation? If a lot, then it's pretty hetero.

Your balls shouldn't touch under any circumstances
Don't stop laughing and/or saying "Dude", "Bruh"
To be absolutely sure conclude the brojob with a "No homo, bro"

Short of posting an actual pic of your face, any actor you can point us to that you look like? I honestly swear what a guy considers handsome varies massively,

Checked and based.
One time when I bro was blowing me I was scared it was getting too close to being gay but then when I came into his mouth he starting gurgling it and said 'This mouthwash tastes weird! You not buy again!' We had a good laugh and I was happy that it turned out to be a brojob after all.

t. false Chad

A real Chad has women throwing themselves at him. He would ended up fucking dozens of women via incidence alone. If you have to pursue and 'be le confident xD' to fuck then you're a normie, not a Chad.

It depends. If the naked man is a Chad, then yes.

i've never had any friends

Girls used to tell me I looked like Edward Cullen from the Twilight books a lot.

Like I said, hookups don't really interest me. I grew up only with women, so female alterity is not so fascinating to me.

Yeah, I've had friends joke the same to be about how I can be a Twilight vampire and two random girls at a bar when I was waiting for a drink say I look like a reality tv star. Yet here I am a 23 year old virgin and any girl I've initiated talking to will be polite for a minute before politely trying to dip. You're a normie with charm, confidence, and a personality that can therefore get laid. That's it. My actual Chad cousin can get one night stands easily because he's actual handsome, jaw wide as fuck, and 6'2 (used to model too).

Believe what you want. I don't mind.

You should take it as a compliment. I'm saying you've at least be able to fuck via your efforts and who you are rather than simply the way you were born like my cousin.

Just say no homo after.

just make sure to laugh about it
it's a prank after all

How do he ride a bike naked? What if you sit on yer balls

1. there's only one guy there
2, chuck palahniuk is a faggot

>'member when Chuck lost it when they outed him?

Yes. Not only that but most men who are confident in their bodies like to show them off. I often take a brisk morning walk around the local park, cock and balls exposed for all to enjoy. Some people stop and stare but I don't mind, I'm doing them a favor really.

my roommate and I do, we don't have any clothing policies without guests over. you get used to it after a while and if my friends are over i have no issue getting naked for whatever reason.

This. Sometimes before heading out for a party he frets over whether or not he's gonna shower, so, being a friend, I begin licking his ass cheeks and armpits for taste and tell him whether he's clean or dirty. Sometimes he's still frets when I tell him he's clean so I just fuck him in the ass and say 'There, not you're dirty. Now you have to have a shower and can stop being indecisive'. It's good having a bro like that.

based

Hes making a power move. Its not like the MC would stop him. But as stated already, its the MC staring at himself.

will getting Yas Forums like this help me get a gf?

Just take off the seat and put yer balls in there, lad.

I'm not sure it is, Durden (at this point, anyway) is quite close to him and even offers to let him tag in with Marla. It's not even the first time in the movie where he gets naked in front of Norton (and he makes a homoerotic quip, to boot).

How's your face and height? If you're still a stuttering autistic nervous wreck it won't help either. Hell, even a good face won't help if you can't even look a random pretty girl in the eye.

im 6ft but idk about my face

Checked. 6ft helps a lot given how many women are demanding heightqueens. That said, you aren't taller enough to make up for a shit face if you do indeed have it. But working out will definitely make you more attractive. Adam Driver's got a weird face but he's over 6ft and built like a brick shithouse, which women like. Workout and get fit, albeit realise that fitness will not necessarily translate into the Brad Pitt body as he's done a bunch of stuff to look that good only for a specific shoot during the villain, and your body will visually be in a state of flux, i.e. you immediately after an intense workout will look different compared to you after eating a massive dinner and downing a few beers.

Is this supposed to be a counterpoint? If you're not gay, then it's not gay.

>that one moment in human history when degenerates got cocky enough to recruit on chinese weaving basket forums

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My two best friends have spare keys. They have seen me naked more times they would want to admit.

what was the dish washing glove for ?

Its perfectly normal to compare dick sizes with your best bros. Feels good to be the biggest in the group

I remember when we were comparing asshole tightness and one friend called Chris had the tightest of all by far, so we played a prank where Tom pretended to be injured from a football game and sat closest next to Chris when we were pregaming on a Friday night. He pretended to fumble through his wallet and then 'accidentally' dropped a note. He asked Chris to pick it up, as he was still 'sore'. Chris, being a good guy did it. The prank was going perfectly, so when he bent over and unwittingly exposed his rear we sprang the trap and took turns railing his tight little asshole and filling it up for the next 30 minutes. Eventually Chris realised what kind of joke it was and began laughint too and made a joke at the end of it that he was now sorer than Tom! Ah good times. I love playing pranks on friends.

>tfw want to suck a cock so bad but cant because im not gay
not fair

Stop watching porn.