But I forgot about the fact that I was on the internet and the internet is full of insufferable people who complain about anything. I forgot about the “torrent guys.” Yo I mean it when I say this, there’s NOTHING worse than Torrent people. I feel like every crew of friends has one. There’s the guy who has a medical need to fuck every time you go out, the fat guy, the funny guy, the guy no one really likes anymore but he’s been around so long it’s easier to just keep it going, and the guy who thinks he’s the first to discover that there are bootlegs on the internet. >Torrent guy thinks of himself as like a private hookup and every time you buy anything, it’s a personal affront to him. He always has the same reaction as your mechanic when you got your oil changed elsewhere and tries to make it seem like you definitely got ripped off by paying money for a product. “Bro you paid for music on iTunes!? You bought a movie OnDemand?! What the hell you swiped your card to buy a bagel this morning?!?” Yeah dude, I did. I did it because I’d prefer to watch this movie on my tv while I fuck around on my computer rather than watching it on my computer while I fuck around on my phone. I did it because I don’t feel like dealing with some versions not working, having subtitles, or being shitty quality. But most of all I did it because I’m an adult and it’s easier for me to just pay $3.99 than it is to waste my time looking for this “incredible deal” of free shit on the internet.
>Shut the fuck up, Torrent guys. You want to watch bootleg shit? Totally fine by me, just be quiet about it like no one’s ever heard of the concept. You’re like the fucking vegans of entertainment, gotta tell everyone how great and revolutionary your insufferable concept is.
Honestly if a goy wants to waste his money who am I to object?
Cooper Mitchell
>But most of all I did it because I’m an adult and it’s easier for me to just pay $3.99 than it is to waste my time looking for this “incredible deal” of free shit on the internet.
I actively want these people to be poor so what ever
Oliver Nelson
Femoids and soibois are so seethingly defensive about their consooming
Liam Sanders
>feitelberg
Jose Nelson
YOU DUMB NIGGER MUTT
YOU SPENT 5 BUCKS ON A FUCKING 2 DAY RENTAL INSTEAD OF GOING TO YIFY MOVIES
ITS NOT BAD ENOUGH YOU'RE GETTING FINANCIALLY RAPED BY YOUR INTERNET PROVIDER
JEFF BEZOS REALLY NEEDS THAT EXTRA MONEY HUH FAGGOT
Jace Turner
>watch this movie on my tv while I fuck around on my computer >watching it on my computer while I fuck around on my phone Fucking nigger scum
Evan Watson
It's the only identity they have desu
Alexander Hughes
Why do all journalists talk like that?
Hunter Martin
They already are, don't worry.
Blake Thomas
because journalism died
Jonathan Gonzalez
>4$ But those "new releases" always cost around 12 or 15 dollars/euros/whatever. Besides, all of the complaints are idiotic. >fuck around Add a second screen to your PC. >not working Literally how? I have about 5 players and every movie/show I've ever downloaded was playble by all. >subtitles Just... toggle them off? I haven't come across hardcoded ones in years. >shit quality That's why you read the description you dingus.
Seriously, any decent torrent site has at least one Group with daily releases, all of which have set standards, multiple subs, quality encodes and whatever. Fuck, just go to RARBG and that's it. You don't even need to bother with the rest. Christ...
I get the convenience factor, but is right despite the screeching. You can't exactly bitch about how much Jeff B is over-payed if you give him $4 every time you want to watch a movie.
Christopher Thompson
torrent guys are based and everyone should torrent. literally putting the power in peoples hands and taking it out of jew bankers hands.
Liam Martinez
tl;dr I'm a lazy stupid nigger who would rather pay for a modicum of convenience because i can't for 5 seconds entertain myself.
Christopher Martinez
Based. I, too, consider myself a Robin Hood type character. Whomst may torrent away with I?
Isaiah Morales
kek
I don't really know anything about torrenting. I used to back in the day with Pirate Bay but haven't since. Is it easier now? Harder? Whats the environment look like?
I purchase movies and TV shows that don't exist online just so I can rip and upload them for my Yas Forums bros.
Jace Perez
>This article was written when you can literally find what you want in 30 seconds on piratebay or rarbg
Justin Fisher
Lad
Lincoln Robinson
>but I forgot about the fact that I was on the internet and the internet is full of insufferable people who complain about anything >proceeds to be an insufferable complaining cunt
John Jenkins
I miss being able to post >STOP DOWNLOADING MOVIES, YOU'RE KILLING THE INDUSTRY >STOP DOWNLOADING CP, YOU'RE SUPPORTING THE INDUSTRY
now its all just social shaming
Ryder White
>I don't really know anything about torrenting. I used to back in the day with Pirate Bay but haven't since. Is it easier now? Harder? There's a program called qbittorrent that has a built in search engine for torrents. You just download it and start searching, like how Napster used to be.
If you don't want to get letters from your isp, get a VPN, but if you're not downloading new releases it shouldn't matter.
Lucas Torres
This dude has some great tiddies.
Jason Fisher
You can do it on your phone now.
William Myers
IMAGINE not knowing how to download shit for free. >b-but my isp told me not to Bought a vpn for 40 dollars for fucking TWO whole fucking years of safety. You all should be castrated. You all pay for porn too? Fucking hell.
That's where you are wrong. My isp started harassing me after years of getting away scot free.
Easton Price
based
Jackson Gutierrez
>But most of all I did it because I’m an adult and it’s easier for me to just pay $3.99 than it is to waste my time looking for this “incredible deal” of free shit on the internet. >he's actually proud of having $3.99 per month and paying to receive a smaller selection of entertainment
Matthew Diaz
This is the worst fucking thing about it >I'm not even gonna pay attention to the plot >But I'm still going to pay for it And people who think torrents are hard to find are fucking hilarious. Even if you don't have a go to site you can usually find a torrent or a stream just by googling "x movie torrent/stream"
Alexander Adams
Popcorntime was super easy. Literally just like netflix
Kevin Rogers
How does using a VPN work? Can you toggle it on and off? If I have high speed internet will it not apply while using the VPN?
Parker Wilson
Barstoolsports is beyond fucking gay
Gavin Rogers
NOOOOOOOO WHY AREN'T YOU PAYING TO GET POZZED DON'T YOU KNOW HOW CONVENIENT IT IS!
>not threatening to cancel your plan if they keep the harassment up They care about your money more than they care about appeasing entertainment companies
Jonathan Williams
>NOOOO, DON'T TELL ME TO STOP CONSOOOOOMING
Dylan Ross
>b-but I'd rather pay! People are fucking weird. I'd be out so much fucking money if I bought everything I download. Especially anime. Anime is so insanely fucking overpriced to buy that it's like they expect you to pirate it
Mason Davis
The sad part is that the picture you posted perfectly fucking describes apple fanboys. >yes I love paying triple the price for the same performance
Bentley Bennett
>be dumb lazy consoomer >pay for convenient subscription content that tells me how to think >there is no way to signal dissatisfaction with any piece of media >write it off as another status symbol purchase >might as well pretend to like it so I can lead the conversation at the water cooler (the only place where my opinion seems to matter) can you consoomer sub fags just shut up, you are the fake vegans of the world.
Ian Bailey
Why? He’s right. Money is used to buy convenience. Don’t feel like farming your own food? Go to the grocery store. Don’t feel like doing that and cooking? Go to a restaurant. Don’t feel like doing that? Order takeout. All these things cost you a little more for the convenience but you know what, that’s fine because time is money, and all you ever do is exchange your time for other people’s time through money. A few bucks for a movie is nothing.
Grayson Gomez
>Feinberg >goy
William Ross
Good luck trying to spend that $3.99 when every city is bonfire cooking nigger bacon in a week. The grid will be shut down. "Torrent Guys" own 1000s of films and series. We will eventually be the new theater operators once the Chinks pillage what they want.
Jose Barnes
NOOO YOU HAVE TO BUY THE PRODUCTS YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE BIG BUSINESSES YOUR MONEY WHO CARES IF YOU CAN BARELY EAT I NEED A NEW PRIVATE JET
>I did it because I don’t feel like dealing with some versions not working, having subtitles, or being shitty quality. if this is an issue for you then you are just way too stupid to torrent
>Say hi in 6 months when your updates have slowed the phone to a crawl
Say hi in 6 months when you've spent 15k from the monthly mandated Apple (tm) Phone Upgrade. You wouldnt want to be a pariah and not own the LATEST AND COOLEST model right user?
