Simpsons did it

>moe.jpg is banned

Why

yes it was uneducated nigger

The Black Death killed 1/3 of the population. Corona isn't really that bad - things could have been way worse, and can turn worse in the future. If anything, this outbreak is only an example to show us that our governments and populations are not equipped to deal with bad illness outbreaks, and that we need better routines for the future. Who knows, we might face worse plagues sometime

Schizo

They didnt have planes to carry the it all over the world over night back then

>my daughter
>implying I'm a cuck

we live in the social media hysteria era. don't worry too much

technology prevents disease, not spread them

SHUT THE FUCK UP. SOPHIE YOU'RE AN IDIOT AND I WILL BREAK YOUR JAW OFF SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP SHIT THE FUCM SHUT THE FUCKUP PP

It's the worst one since MSM started its death throes. Coincidentally, this is the most anyone has listened to the MSM in the last ten years.

>corona started in china
>reference osaka flu
>osaka.

Lol I'd probably be able to shatter your weak ass with one punch. Shut the fuck up

>the effective mortality rate for Covid-19 is effectively zero under the age of 50
Boomers on suicide watch

SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP THATS WHAT GUNS ARE FUCKING FOR TO KNIFE YOUR GIRLFRIEND MULTIPLE STAB WOUNDS

>wait group,wait
that's what the dinosaur seemed to say while walking
and it was an Iguanodon

Lol I'll just lock the door. Cops will show up to find a weird spindly incel trying with all his might to bang on a front door to no avail LOL

IM GOING TO CATCH CORONAVIRUS INTENTIONALLY THEN I'M GOING TO FLY TO AMERICA AND COUGH ON EVERY SINGLE NON-WHITE I SEE
THEN I'LL VISIT SOME Yas ForumsFAGS HOME, WE'LL HAVE SEX AND WATCH BLADERUNNER TOGETHER

and he was searching for his relatives

Sneed virus

According to who?

Test

Status: LOW.

>implying there's a difference between nipsects and chinksects
All rook same

BASED

Yes.

OH SHIT I JUST ATE 25 BUFFALO WINGS FROM WINGSTOP THE ONE BY GAMESTOP YEAH YOU KNOW I GOT ALL BUT 3 MANGO HABENERO FLAVAH YOU KNOW HOW I ROLLL
WHATCHU KNOW ABOUT THAT MORE LIKE WHATCHA KNOW ABOUT THESE CHEESE FRIES I GOT AS A SIDE ANYWAY SO I'M DIGGING IN THIS WINGS AND THE FRIES WITH AN ORANGE ICEE I GOT FROM CIRCLE K THE ONE THAT USED TO BE SHELL STATION SO I PULL UP SOME VENTURE BROS ON MY HULU ON MY Ipad ANDS I STARTS DIGGING IN AND HUFFIN THEM DOWN LIKE IT'S A TUBE SOCK FULL OF GLUE THAT'S WHEN I START TO NOTICE THE RUMBLE IN MY BELLY TUMMY STOMACH KNOWING WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN I QUICKLY PULL OPEN THE BOTTOM OF MY ONESIE AND AIM IN THE GENERALSOUTH EAST DIRECTION OF MY ROOM AS TO NOT HIT MY LAVA LAMP WITH ANY PARTICULATE FECAL MATTER GOING MACH 3 IN THE AIRSPACE OF MY ROOM
SO I TURN AFTER A GRUELING 30 MINUTE LONG SURGICAL PROCEDURE OF CLEANING ALL EXCESS SHIT OFF MY ASS (UP TO 30% CLEAN THIS TIME) SO MOMMY WILL TOTES BE PROUD OF ME NOW AND AFTERWARDS I LOOK TO GAZE UPON MY JACKSON POLLACK PAINTING OF MY OWN DESIGN WHEN WHAT DO I SEE
WHY NOTHING BUT THE FINEST PAIR OF JEANS I OWN BAKED AND SMACKED COVERED IN MY FECES OH GODS WHY ME THE HUAMNITY WAS IT MY HUBRIS MY LUST MY DEVILIISH CHARM WITH OLDER BLACK LADIES
WHY GOD WHY

>wash your hand with soap
>stay away from crowded area
>avoid physical contact with anyone outside your family
>if sick go to the doctor or stay at home
>most importantly sneed's feed & seed

>social media hysteria
>meanwhile Italy is in lockdown
>meanwhile airlines are struggling to stay alive
>meanwhile many businesses are going under

>OH SHIT I JUST ATE 25 BUFFALO WINGS FROM WINGSTOP THE ONE BY GAMESTOP YEAH YOU KNOW I GOT ALL BUT 3 MANGO HABENERO FLAVAH YOU KNOW HOW I ROLLL
>WHATCHU KNOW ABOUT THAT MORE LIKE WHATCHA KNOW ABOUT THESE CHEESE FRIES I GOT AS A SIDE ANYWAY SO I'M DIGGING IN THIS WINGS AND THE FRIES WITH AN ORANGE ICEE I GOT FROM CIRCLE K THE ONE THAT USED TO BE SHELL STATION SO I PULL UP SOME VENTURE BROS ON MY HULU ON MY Ipad ANDS I STARTS DIGGING IN AND HUFFIN THEM DOWN LIKE IT'S A TUBE SOCK FULL OF GLUE THAT'S WHEN I START TO NOTICE THE RUMBLE IN MY BELLY TUMMY STOMACH KNOWING WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN I QUICKLY PULL OPEN THE BOTTOM OF MY ONESIE AND AIM IN THE GENERALSOUTH EAST DIRECTION OF MY ROOM AS TO NOT HIT MY LAVA LAMP WITH ANY PARTICULATE FECAL MATTER GOING MACH 3 IN THE AIRSPACE OF MY ROOM
>SO I TURN AFTER A GRUELING 30 MINUTE LONG SURGICAL PROCEDURE OF CLEANING ALL EXCESS SHIT OFF MY ASS (UP TO 30% CLEAN THIS TIME) SO MOMMY WILL TOTES BE PROUD OF ME NOW AND AFTERWARDS I LOOK TO GAZE UPON MY JACKSON POLLACK PAINTING OF MY OWN DESIGN WHEN WHAT DO I SEE
>WHY NOTHING BUT THE FINEST PAIR OF JEANS I OWN BAKED AND SMACKED COVERED IN MY FECES OH GODS WHY ME THE HUAMNITY WAS IT MY HUBRIS MY LUST MY DEVILIISH CHARM WITH OLDER BLACK LADIES
>WHY GOD WHY

>wops are under lockdown
>shitty over priced airlines going out of business
>big businesses that are killing America are dying
How is this a bad thing again

I would genuinely slaughter the entire Vege family in cold blood if I could get away with it

>be old person
>die
Lmao

>tfw you're a shut in NEET

Feels good man, all you dirty normies can keep the corona virus to yourselves

You wouldnt do shit you pussy bitch nigger

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You could die tomorrow from a brain haemorrhage or stubbing your toe

You could slip and hit your head and that's it. You could get the ordinary flu and die from that. You're ALWAYS one step away from death no matter what

Deaths occur due to a lack of ICU beds and the doc choosing somebody over you.
Just remember when questioned, "no doctor I don't drink or smoke, this fat, it's genetic, I do at least 40 minutes of modest cardiovascular exercise a day"

Sneed

>not exercising daily or even every other day.

Lazy fatties and neets deserve death

>Kills boomers, diabetics, smokers and fatties
>Leaves kids alone
Is Corona Chan based?

As if you wouldnt pop a stiffy if I sat my dumper on your face

how many people die every year from the flu? oh wait

No

that episode better be removed from syndication like the wtc one

*hits pipe*

not a cuck if you claim her first sexually. don't be so quick to look down on these fathers

kys justpassingthrough

una sneeda

Someone just tell me how this episode ends Do they all survive???

>this fat, it's genetic
lol, yeah, I'm sure the triage doc with 800 patients and 60 beds is going to buy that bullshit.

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Chuckonasneedrus

Didn't Deus Ex predicted it? Even the Wuhan part.