Am I the only one who's physically unable to watch a movie or a TV series WITHOUT eating something...

This was wholesome. I was ready to close it because I was expecting it to end in horrific tragedy.

>you'll never have such a deep bond with your bro
hurts

youtube.com/watch?v=yOjH1Eij2U0&list=PLJIwwAdrnFEKC4vjtG4PNmGFPd6zm_g8Y&index=96&t=34s

youtube.com/watch?v=6Qdqhw5KHO8&list=PLJIwwAdrnFEKC4vjtG4PNmGFPd6zm_g8Y&index=95&t=0s

youtube.com/watch?v=oRphk7V-ToI&list=PLJIwwAdrnFEKC4vjtG4PNmGFPd6zm_g8Y&index=97&t=0s

There is literally nothing wrong eating popcorn with every kino.

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I can’t watch a professional sporting event without drinking

>mulatto paws typed this post

So are the kids just being fattened up by their parents so they can be roasted and eaten?

Next time you watch Gordon Ramsey or any other celebrity chef reality show just remember, cooking is so easy even kids can do it. They only make it sound as difficult as possible so people will buy their cookbooks.

i honestly thought he was gonna push the little dude's face into the pan to boil his skin off, it just had that sort of vibe bro...

>china cooking webm
>it doesn't involve animal torture, eating things alive, or cooking animals that are typically pets

That baby is already more useful than 90% of american women

the absolute state of ameripigs everyone
fucking YIKES
I really hope this virus wipes out most of you.

I'd rather not eat popcorn soot all over it.

is it? I'm scared to click on it because they look Chinese and I just know something horrible is going to happen

cast them

the soot is extra flavor, like char on a steak

and American kids cant even go to school without getting shot or changing their gender
no wonder China is going to rule the world soon.

The inside of that canister has oil and popcorn residue not soot

Cute

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Sing bao chang xiao tsu chen!

It's just a kid cooking stuff in a wok and then he serves up two bowls and feeds the little kid a spoonful. First video of Chinese people I did not regret watching.

Chinese kids can't cross an alley without getting run over by every car.

Manlet cooking for his brother.

>First video of Chinese people I did not regret watching

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Who knows what it was used for before he found it.

You literally conditioned yourself like a dog. Literally.
Probably the fault of your parents and the (non) culture of the country you come from.

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I can go two hours without eating but I'm not American.

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It's not the eating part, it's doing something with your hands, I don't know the name of it in english, but it's called something like obsessive movement disorder, your hands have to constantly do something, otherwise you get uncomfortable.

same boat user. its part of the ritual . sometimes i might have some /trek/ in parallel window while i browse 4chins or twitter cause its too boring to watch on its own but if i really wanna sit down and watch something u gotta have the snacks

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Well I have to consume something, for sure. Usually tea at the very least

>chinks let bioweapon escape
>thinks they're going to rule the world
lel

have sex, maybe you'd appreciate the worth of womyn if you did

I had sex and the opposite happened, I quit being an incel and became a volcel. Women are worthless if that's the best they have to offer.

Absolutely triggered roastie LMAO

great he can cook an egg. maybe he should learn to fucking build a table and some chairs?

when you think of an apple, do you only see the outline of it?

It depends how engaging the thing I'm watching is. Most things are not engaging for me, so I keep wanting to eat food. What I really need to do though, is to engage in the real world and stop trying to get some cheap substitute from tv and movies.

That's awesome but imagine trusting their safety precautions for this.

>VLCtard
>phisically can't watch a film without browsing the internet
At least the food-addicted user is properly enjoying his kino.
And people STILL get confused when we shit on subhumans called VLCtards?

i explained to you that when i really wanna watch something i'll have the food too i agree with user. the split screen stuff is just to satisfy the ADD for more boring kino instead of eating constantly

we are made in gods image, monkeys would never utter such self degradation and cynicism, and if statements were like children the monkey would never have one like that. but god did make a baby human exactly fitting that description
(you)

i play cities skylines and theres a mod that can put roundabouts at any intersection you want
any. intersection. you. want.

Honestly pretty much. I only watch kino when I'm eating lunch or dinner, and I start to lose interest in the kino when I run out of lasagne or whatever.

Imagine all the slope headed off color bungs in Europe, the world's second foremost third world continent, furiously typing away all day, "I don't even care about them, and here's exactly why they're not worth caring about, I researched it extensively", bashing a country they simultaneously know everything and nothing about. Imagine the stink filling their flats when they sweat profusely from all the mental gymnastics they do trying to convince themselves that The Land of the Free is just some dumb kike driven loudmouth burger country. Their muddy keyboards clacking away in the slums of a random destitute country with a name only its inhabitants can or would care to pronounce. "Do Americans really?" They ask, as their drugs start to wear off and the firelight from someone's tire necklace outside begins to fade. "Burger education, everyone" they say, the background noise from their filthy unliscensed television fills the room with some pozzed historical documentary about the great black kings and queens of medieval Europe.

We, as a species, all live in America. Our politics takes up more of your time than your own politics, the entertainment we make overrides the entertainment of your own countries, and if all American military bases suddenly vanished from the earth, the rest of the world would kill itself with war for having no buffer. Nobody, not a single person in the united states is aware of any election that happens in your country, but when America has elections, that's all any of you can talk about.

Just remember that you live on Planet America, third rock from the Great Bald Eagle. And there's nothing you can say or think that will change it.

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Turn off the computer and go outside

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based. I dont watch kino without having food either.

you laugh but there are people that really believe this is true.

>foreign toddlers cooking meals for themselves
>western """men""" need their employers to be their mommies

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it's the opposite for me actually, i cannot just simply eat without watching something in the background

People play modded skyline into my city.

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