Bros, i think i have it

>tfw 30 year old loser who has a history of smoking and daily alcohol abuse and who hasn't done any serious exercise since junior high
I'm dead as fuck if I get this shit, bros.

I don't remember making this post

Don't worry vast majority of people dying from this chink virus are half-dead boomers, 60+. Smoking definitely makes you more suspectible but still you shouldn't die unless your lungs are absolutely fucked.

Yes it's true the vast majority are that. Smokers have like a 10% higher mortality alone, not to mention my shit organs fucked from alcohol use. Not to mention the fact I have like no lung capacity from lack of anaerobic activity and smoking for 10 years. Not to mention that the idea it's an "old people virus" is actual bullshit. I could very likely die bro. You could too if you're like me, or overweight, or have any other underlying health issue.

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You never had it you never had a cough

AIIYAAAAAHHH I'M COOOOFING

HERRUP-A-ME, BATTY

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Trump said it's nothing to worry about, so feel free to stop washing your hands and stand next to coughing people!

Just take me corona-chan

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Fucking chinks destroyed the world just like I knew they always would, whole country should have been nuked years ago

I'm 30, former smoker and current alcoholic but not worried in the slightest honestly. Then again I'm fit and exercise almost daily.

You'll make it, stop panicking like a Yas Forums incel.

I legit think I have it too. I've come down with what feels like a moderate head flu. I'm still eating, drinking and pooping normal though. Am I gonna make it Yas Forums? Will I live to meet my wife?

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Your nose bleed yet?

There's still time...

just come out of the closet already

bros, i think i have a foot fetish.

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For you

All the coronabros should meet and hold up together in the Yas Forums mansion for one last meetup

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If you're reasonably young and without any predisposed conditions you have nothing to worry about.

That just means you finally get it user.

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Coronavirus is linked to infertility in those that survive, user.

newsweek.com/chinese-scientists-coronavirus-male-fertility-1488235

Spread it as much as you can.

>tfw iranian

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>tfw 62 years old

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d-dad?

I just HAD to go to that Japanese restaurant in the city on the weekend didn't I...

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The only way to tell for sure, is the you stick a ruler up your butt and if you hear squeak, that means your clean. But if you don't hear anything, it mean the corona chan has eaten away your squeaker alarm and now you are fully infected with the incurable disease.

THAT'S IT. I'M NOT DYING A VIRGIN. NOT HAPPENING.

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Have what, down syndrome?

There's a married woman showing interest in me, but I don't want to do it because she is married, but I don't want to die a virgin. Which do I do? I feel like my ancestors don't want me to die a virgin.

lol based, what did they hang him for? i hope i can be cool as shit like this when i face my death

wtf is this real

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>lol based, what did they hang him for?
being a gay

Not an argument.

>Not an argument.

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thats no moon

>>Not an argument.

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Not an argument.

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Not an argument.

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Not an argument.

Just eat garlick bro. Like, close your eyes bro.

>want to create new thread
>ip range is blocked from uploading pictures
wtf is this shit, I haven't come to Yas Forums in like a week

oh right. still pretty based though

>corona virus

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buy a pass

I thought white people couldn't get it

>paying to shitpost
i aint that desperate

Yea I forgot you're more desperate for cock ain't ya faggot boy

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Fuck sake I might have polycystic kidneys anyway, never mind potentially getting them fucked up from this virus too

>that filename
kek

Not an argument.

>Not an argument.
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>kek

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NOBODYS GOT AIDS
I’on’wanna hear dat word again

>Fuck sake I might have polycystic kidneys anyway, never mind potentially getting them fucked up from this virus too

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